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*Hmm, fun! I don't have that many evil characters though...*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He smiles, a little smugly. “Aye, you got that right. I’m the first betrayer! I’m wanted on more worlds than the Xanathar.”
Terra Lubridia archive:The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
'Brilliant, brilliant. I'm wanted on many worlds too. They all want me. They love me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“They love you, eh? What’d you do to earn the love?”
'I don't know, they're just drawn to me. They don't like to admit it, but something about what I do, what we all here do, absolutely fascinates them.'
Lonely is walking around.
'Hello there. Caused any more misery recently?'
Quote from 10_30inDutch >> 'Hello there. Caused any more misery recently?'
“Not yet… but I did finish the modified retriever!” A mechanical spider the size of a wolf drops down from the ceiling.
”it’s faster, stealthier, and smaller than regular retrievers!”
'Perfect! What will you use it for?'
“Hunting down my enemies. Specifically one who found out how to hide from me.”
'Who?'
“Elliot Greywillow. Made a deal with the god of secrets.”
Kezzolan pops in. “Did someone say ‘secrets’?”
Quote from Nothic2SeeHere_ >> Kezzolan pops in. “Did someone say ‘secrets’?”
“Yep! The little rat Harpocrates is hiding someone from me. He’s the god of secrecy.”
'He sounds terrible. I hate secrets. I'm an honest, open guy. You say he is a rat? You know just how to get me to hate a man'
“Yep, but he doesn’t look like one most of the time. Also the god of Silence. And Roses. The Rose part is kinda weird.”
Kezzolan grins. “Well, let’s find this filthy little rat and take his secrets for ourselves. Any idea where he could be?”
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> “Yep, but he doesn’t look like one most of the time. Also the god of Silence. And Roses. The Rose part is kinda weird.”
'Indeed. I rather like roses. So pretty, so civilised, so fresh-smelling. And yet, so painful'
Quote from Nothic2SeeHere_ >> Kezzolan grins. “Well, let’s find this filthy little rat and take his secrets for ourselves. Any idea where he could be?”
“Well, no. He’s rather good at making sure nobody knows that. But of course, that’s why I made this.” They gesture to the retriever.
”the retriever should be able to track Harpocrates down. And where we find Harpocrates, we also fine the person he’s hiding.”
'Who do you think he is hiding?'
*Hmm, fun! I don't have that many evil characters though...*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He smiles, a little smugly. “Aye, you got that right. I’m the first betrayer! I’m wanted on more worlds than the Xanathar.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
'Brilliant, brilliant. I'm wanted on many worlds too. They all want me. They love me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“They love you, eh? What’d you do to earn the love?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
'I don't know, they're just drawn to me. They don't like to admit it, but something about what I do, what we all here do, absolutely fascinates them.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Lonely is walking around.
'Hello there. Caused any more misery recently?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Not yet… but I did finish the modified retriever!” A mechanical spider the size of a wolf drops down from the ceiling.
”it’s faster, stealthier, and smaller than regular retrievers!”
'Perfect! What will you use it for?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Hunting down my enemies. Specifically one who found out how to hide from me.”
'Who?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Elliot Greywillow. Made a deal with the god of secrets.”
Kezzolan pops in. “Did someone say ‘secrets’?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Yep! The little rat Harpocrates is hiding someone from me. He’s the god of secrecy.”
'He sounds terrible. I hate secrets. I'm an honest, open guy. You say he is a rat? You know just how to get me to hate a man'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Yep, but he doesn’t look like one most of the time. Also the god of Silence. And Roses. The Rose part is kinda weird.”
Kezzolan grins. “Well, let’s find this filthy little rat and take his secrets for ourselves. Any idea where he could be?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
'Indeed. I rather like roses. So pretty, so civilised, so fresh-smelling. And yet, so painful'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Well, no. He’s rather good at making sure nobody knows that. But of course, that’s why I made this.” They gesture to the retriever.
”the retriever should be able to track Harpocrates down. And where we find Harpocrates, we also fine the person he’s hiding.”
'Who do you think he is hiding?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.