WE GIVE TAVERNS A BAD NAME § A Villain Tavern

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she tosses a bag of coins at him

 "And the tab you started for the patrons."

 "hang on, what?"

 Dryk pulls out a list, "You got so drunk you started a tab, for all the patrons in the tavern. You thought you became a grandmother due to an oddly shaped cabbage that was served to you last night."

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"you're kidding, right? this didn't happen."

 "It was horrifying when you started eating it crying, my baby, he's so delicious, I can't stop. I was scared you were going to ruin the counter with your tears. And then you passed out."

Karlos is mixing drinks behind the bar. He looks tired

Cerius is drinking a soft drink. He doesn't seem interested in alcohol for some reason.

The Abyss is stacking pieces of meat, each dripping black ichor, on top of each other.

Matthew was sitting happily at a back table, counting coins, after successfully pick-pocketing a few pedestrians.  

Karlos checks his pockets, realising Matthew nicked a good 10 gold from him. Giving the Abyss a strange look, he walks over to his table. "Hey man, I think some of that money's mine?"

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Karlos checks his pockets, realising Matthew nicked a good 10 gold from him. Giving the Abyss a strange look, he walks over to his table. "Hey man, I think some of that money's mine?"

 "Which ones my friend." He askes and tilts his head, giving a crooked grin. A quick flick of his wrist and three sets of ten gold are laid on the table. 

Karlos takes a closer look. "You've mixed them all together, but there are ten here with little indents on the rim. Those ones are mine."

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Karlos takes a closer look. "You've mixed them all together, but there are ten here with little indents on the rim. Those ones are mine."

 Matthew smiles again before shuffling them around once again (Sleight Of Hand: 17). (Make a Perception Check for me)

*you say, as if I have a character sheet for this guy 👀*

Just gonna roll a straight d20 because I have no idea what his modifier would be. 2

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*you say, as if I have a character sheet for this guy 👀*

Just gonna roll a straight d20 because I have no idea what his modifier would be. 17

 *pFFFt. Its ok if you dont :]*

They dont notice as Matthew switches out the indented coins. He gives another crooked smile as his black eyes gleam.

Karlos shrugs and swipes all thirty. "Good doing business with ya!"

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Karlos shrugs and swipes all thirty. "Good doing business with ya!"

 He smiles again "Very well. I'll be getting those back with compensation."

*stealing war begins 👀*

"I'll be sure to add security to our cash machine," grunts Karlos 

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*stealing war begins 👀*

"I'll be sure to add security to our cash machine," grunts Karlos 

 "You'll see i can by-pass it." He says and stands up, stuffing his hands into his pockets. 

*I feel like just making goons for villain's on here, i   d o   n o t    k n o w   w h y.*

"I wouldn't," groans Karlos. This was going to turn into a headache for him, he just knew it.

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"I wouldn't," groans Karlos. This was going to turn into a headache for him, he just knew it.

 He gives another crooked smile, this one bared sharp teeth like a sharks. His skin rippled as, suddenly, he was an auburn-haired halfling, then a a golden dragonborn, then back to the human form he had. "Just make sure to check your pockets every so often." He said.