"What I meant was, when did I ask?" He grins, mockingly.
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
'I accept many things about myself. I am twisted, evil, sick, yes, but I would never accept insanity. The world is the one who is mad, I am the sane one. But it is always good to find someone similar'
He pats you on the back with his trunk, "You keep telling yourself that. The world is the mad one, you are quite sane."
"What I meant was, when did I ask?" He grins, mockingly.
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
"Indeed you should have. You are not the only one who can play games."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'I accept many things about myself. I am twisted, evil, sick, yes, but I would never accept insanity. The world is the one who is mad, I am the sane one. But it is always good to find someone similar'
He pats you on the back with his trunk, "You keep telling yourself that. The world is the mad one, you are quite sane."
'Indeed I will. To accept madness is to accept that my life's work is for nothing, and to do so would be fatal to me.'
"What I meant was, when did I ask?" He grins, mockingly.
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
"Indeed you should have. You are not the only one who can play games."
"I didn't foresee that." A wrinkle in his forehead briefly opens up to reveal a third eye. "Everyone is playing a game, whether they realize it or not."
"What I meant was, when did I ask?" He grins, mockingly.
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
"Indeed you should have. You are not the only one who can play games."
"I didn't foresee that." A wrinkle in his forehead briefly opens up to reveal a third eye. "Everyone is playing a game, whether they realize it or not."
Upon seeing this, Jarvis gags, and runs off to the bathroom.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"What I meant was, when did I ask?" He grins, mockingly.
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
"Indeed you should have. You are not the only one who can play games."
"I didn't foresee that." A wrinkle in his forehead briefly opens up to reveal a third eye. "Everyone is playing a game, whether they realize it or not."
Upon seeing this, Jarvis gags, and runs off to the bathroom.
The third eye pops out of his head and rises into the air like a bubble. It continues to watch him. "What's up with him?"
A hole appears in his chest as if he was shot. His face freezes in a shocked expression. The elephant slowly leans off of his bar stool until he falls to the ground. Upon hitting the floor he bounces back into his seat and laughs, "I should have seen that coming."
'What just happened?'
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He pats you on the back with his trunk, "You keep telling yourself that. The world is the mad one, you are quite sane."
"Indeed you should have. You are not the only one who can play games."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Indeed I will. To accept madness is to accept that my life's work is for nothing, and to do so would be fatal to me.'
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"I didn't foresee that." A wrinkle in his forehead briefly opens up to reveal a third eye. "Everyone is playing a game, whether they realize it or not."
"Or maybe it wouldn't be fatal." says the pink elephant, "Maybe it would cause you to blossom into a glorious butterfly."
'I do love a good game'
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Upon seeing this, Jarvis gags, and runs off to the bathroom.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The third eye pops out of his head and rises into the air like a bubble. It continues to watch him. "What's up with him?"
'No idea. Maybe he's mad'
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The elephant nods sagely, "That's highly likely."
'Most people are'
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"Indeed."
'At least you accept your madness. Self-awareness is the one true goal, after all'
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"I am the cause of many people's madness." He begins to float in the air.
'Apparently, so am I. Those I have enlightened often do not take their newfound awareness well'
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"I can see why. Your games don't look like they would be fun to play."
'I would find them fun, as long as I was winning. And I've played enough of them in my time. I had to start somewhere, after all...'
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"Have you ever played your games with a squid?" He asks as he jumps rope over his trunk.