Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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'No. Maybe I should? I could do a lot with a squid'
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"Wonderful little creatures, squids." He bonks himself on the head, squishing himself before he springs back up into a new shape. He still has the head of an elephant, but now he has many trunks extending from his head like tentacles.
'Yeas, they are. So disconcerting to so many people?'
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"Yes they are." the squid elephant flops onto the counter and begins to slide about, flopping his tentacle trunks and using them to slurp up the contents of any cup or bottle within reach. "Why is that a question?"
'Because some do not seem to agree. I do not know why'
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The elephant accidentally slurps up some wine and sprays it out in disgust as it blubbers incoherently.
'Interesting. Drunken elephant squid'
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The flustered elephant squid begins to swell, "I am not drunken! I would never stoop to such lows. Alcohol is a despicable drink." A dark look passes across his bubbly face.
'I quite agree. Still, so is water'
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He continues to balloon in size. "Water may be bland, but it is much better than wine."
'Of course, blood is the best drink'
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"Are you a vampire?"
'No. Human. But it tastes so good. So real.'
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"If you are a human and you drink blood, you are both mad and a vampire." the elephant has returned to its pachyderm form and is now quite large. He barely fits on his bar stool and his head brushes against the ceiling.
'How is it mad. We would all drink blood, if we had to.'
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"A few things come to mind when you say that. One: that is not true. Two: rhymes with true. Three: bumblebee. Four: drinking blood for the enjoyment of it is different." Looming over you, he counts his bubbles to keep track of what he is saying.
'You really are insane, aren't you? They say I'm mad, I'm nothing compared to you'
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"I'll take that as a compliment. Yes, I am quite insane, but I do not suffer from madness. I enjoy every minute of it."
'Always good. I enjoy every minute of whatever I am.'
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"Whatever you are? Come near, come far. For we have a star. Cato rocketed through the strato and met the man who did not understand." He touches two of his forelegs together and a bolt of lightning crackles in between them when he pulls them apart.