The snake chortles, "Why of course. How else would I communicate?" He hiccups and a pink bubble rises into the air.
"What do you want." he grumbles
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
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The snake chortles, "Why of course. How else would I communicate?" He hiccups and a pink bubble rises into the air.
"What do you want." he grumbles
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
The story is about a plane crash in the Alaska wilderness, which involved a class of middle schoolers having survived. A teacher did something unspeakable for the majority of them to survive, and was jailed for life. 'Professor List was a good teacher. Taught me well'
The story is about a plane crash in the Alaska wilderness, which involved a class of middle schoolers having survived. A teacher did something unspeakable for the majority of them to survive, and was jailed for life. 'Professor List was a good teacher. Taught me well'
'Yes. Except for Sebastian. He had it coming. Someone had to be sacrificed, and a weirdo loner troll was always gonna be the first. Prof killed him for us, so we didn't have to do it, or watch as we all starved. He was a true hero'
'Yes. Except for Sebastian. He had it coming. Someone had to be sacrificed, and a weirdo loner troll was always gonna be the first. Prof killed him for us, so we didn't have to do it, or watch as we all starved. He was a true hero'
"A hero for some, yet what he did remains irredeemable."
'He saved my life. Showed us that in the end, we all may have to choose between irredeemables. Those of us who believe we are good are simply those who have never been forced to choose. Professor List is one of the reasons I became the man I am today.'
The snake chortles, "Why of course. How else would I communicate?" He hiccups and a pink bubble rises into the air.
"What do you want." he grumbles
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
'I like to remain an optimist. If the world is a good place, it is so much easier to blame individuals, creating guilt'
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Deryk thinks about this for a moment, "I don't think I understand your message."
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'Not many people do. But that is so often the case. And no, I'm not mad'
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Tsking he goes back to his newspaper, "I see now why I couldn't understand you."
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'Enjoy your paper. Any interesting news?'
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"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
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'It's not the worst food, not by any stretch'
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He turns the paper around so you can see he's just been browsing the comics section, "Dilbert is selling mud, so I guess so."
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'Oh, that's a shame. I do like the crime stories'
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"You would. How about reading that section out loud then." Deryk tosses the paper over, and now Dutch must come up with something news worthy
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He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
'20-year anniversary of the Kenai Fjords Horror.'
The story is about a plane crash in the Alaska wilderness, which involved a class of middle schoolers having survived. A teacher did something unspeakable for the majority of them to survive, and was jailed for life. 'Professor List was a good teacher. Taught me well'
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"Shame about the missing."
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'Yes. Except for Sebastian. He had it coming. Someone had to be sacrificed, and a weirdo loner troll was always gonna be the first. Prof killed him for us, so we didn't have to do it, or watch as we all starved. He was a true hero'
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"A hero for some, yet what he did remains irredeemable."
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'He saved my life. Showed us that in the end, we all may have to choose between irredeemables. Those of us who believe we are good are simply those who have never been forced to choose. Professor List is one of the reasons I became the man I am today.'
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"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
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'Nothing wrong with comfort, I suppose'
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Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
'Ah, the third eye again'
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