"No. What happened was, we took over a layer, started a hotel, most of you became criminal underlords, and I thought to bring an extra doormat, and decided not to because I like making doormats and wanted to make some myself." She sets the broom down in a corner and disappears into the basement momentarily. A few seconds later she comes back out with the regular doormat, with the words, "Don't Step On Me!" imprinted in the center of the coco coir mat. "There we go. Happy?" She taunts, setting it down at the entrance of the tavern.
"Misty, you're just 'ol reliable aren't'cha?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Trustworthy and helpful. Shame you don't have a criminal organization I can partner with. That I know of."
"That you know of." She pats him on the shoulder, grinning mischievously. "Nope, I'm the odd one out here---completely normal. Got no blood on my hands."
"As my sources have said." He sighs, "You're an odd one Misty but I love your pies."
"No. What happened was, we took over a layer, started a hotel, most of you became criminal underlords, and I thought to bring an extra doormat, and decided not to because I like making doormats and wanted to make some myself." She sets the broom down in a corner and disappears into the basement momentarily. A few seconds later she comes back out with the regular doormat, with the words, "Don't Step On Me!" imprinted in the center of the coco coir mat. "There we go. Happy?" She taunts, setting it down at the entrance of the tavern.
"Misty, you're just 'ol reliable aren't'cha?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Trustworthy and helpful. Shame you don't have a criminal organization I can partner with. That I know of."
"That you know of." She pats him on the shoulder, grinning mischievously. "Nope, I'm the odd one out here---completely normal. Got no blood on my hands."
"As my sources have said." He sighs, "You're an odd one Misty but I love your pies."
"My pies are good, I'll admit. Speaking of, do you know if we have any canned cherries for a cherry pie? I want to make some for tomorrow."
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'Questions about human nature, and the nature of morality as an artificial construct'
"Morality as an artificial construct? What's that mean?"
'The idea of morality exists only in our minds, and is created by societal values and pressure. There is no such thing as an objective existence of Good and Evil, it is merely a perception.'
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"As my sources have said." He sighs, "You're an odd one Misty but I love your pies."
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"You're a philosophy buff, are ya? What would you teach?"
"My pies are good, I'll admit. Speaking of, do you know if we have any canned cherries for a cherry pie? I want to make some for tomorrow."
'Questions about human nature, and the nature of morality as an artificial construct'
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"A shipment came in yesterday. It might be in the box under the other ingredients"
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"Morality as an artificial construct? What's that mean?"
"Other ingredients?" She pauses. "...you're not buying, like, dismembered limbs or anything like that, right?"
'The idea of morality exists only in our minds, and is created by societal values and pressure. There is no such thing as an objective existence of Good and Evil, it is merely a perception.'
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"Not since the incident."
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'What a shame. I do like dismembered limbs'
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"I did too, you know how much fun reanimating the dead is with homemade corpses?"
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'I was more thinking of how they can be fed to people'
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"... Where do you draw the line?"
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'In what way? Are you suggesting I'm some sort of monster?'
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"For torture."
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'It is my favourite hobby!'
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"Yeah, but where do you stop?"
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'When there is one remaining, so they can tell the tale. And I'll stop if they win my games.'
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*Mornin*
Ghost stalking little animals in the garden
Jarvis is trying to avoid talking to anyone
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.