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#1829 Jun 9, 2023
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A cat strolls into the tavern. Just a normal ass brown tabby cat.

Deryk looks up from his severed hand, "I... Mine." he vaults the bar to chase the cat

The cat gets scared at the large being coming at it at high speeds and backs into a corner, getting very puffy.

Deryk immediately slows down, "Pspspspspspspspspspsps. Here kitty kitty." He begins opening and closing both hands reaching towards the cat

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#1830 Jun 9, 2023
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Deryk looks up from his severed hand, "I... Mine." he vaults the bar to chase the cat

The cat gets scared at the large being coming at it at high speeds and backs into a corner, getting very puffy.

Deryk immediately slows down, "Pspspspspspspspspspsps. Here kitty kitty." He begins opening and closing both hands reaching towards the cat

The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

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#1831 Jun 9, 2023
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Deryk looks up from his severed hand, "I... Mine." he vaults the bar to chase the cat

The cat gets scared at the large being coming at it at high speeds and backs into a corner, getting very puffy.

Deryk immediately slows down, "Pspspspspspspspspspsps. Here kitty kitty." He begins opening and closing both hands reaching towards the cat

The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

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#1832 Jun 9, 2023
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The cat gets scared at the large being coming at it at high speeds and backs into a corner, getting very puffy.

Deryk immediately slows down, "Pspspspspspspspspspsps. Here kitty kitty." He begins opening and closing both hands reaching towards the cat

The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

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#1833 Jun 9, 2023
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The cat gets scared at the large being coming at it at high speeds and backs into a corner, getting very puffy.

Deryk immediately slows down, "Pspspspspspspspspspsps. Here kitty kitty." He begins opening and closing both hands reaching towards the cat

The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

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#1834 Jun 9, 2023
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The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

The cat instantly reaches for his hand and eats a treat

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#1835 Jun 9, 2023
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The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

The cat instantly reaches for his hand and eats a treat

He attempts to stroke it, "MISTY! CAN I KEEP IT?!"

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#1836 Jun 9, 2023
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The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

The cat instantly reaches for his hand and eats a treat

He attempts to stroke it, "MISTY! CAN I KEEP IT?!"

The cat purrs and leans in to the affection.

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#1837 Jun 9, 2023
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The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

The cat instantly reaches for his hand and eats a treat

He attempts to stroke it, "MISTY! CAN I KEEP IT?!"

The cat purrs and leans in to the affection.

"I mean, if you want," Misty shrugs. "It'd be nice to have another.. feline-adjacent being around here."

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#1838 Jun 9, 2023
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The cat slowly depuffs and sniffs at Deryk, taking the tiniest steps in his direction.

"I have fish?"

The cats ears perk up and he trots over to the man, sniffing at him even more.

Deryk reaches into his pocket and pulls out some fish flavored treats.

The cat instantly reaches for his hand and eats a treat

He attempts to stroke it, "MISTY! CAN I KEEP IT?

Jeff looks betrayed

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#1839 Jun 9, 2023
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#1840 Jun 9, 2023
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#1841 Jun 9, 2023
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Cato is relaxing in an armchair with a crime novel

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#1842 Jun 9, 2023
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Archon sticks its skulled head over his shoulder. “What is that?” It asks curiously.

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#1843 Jun 9, 2023
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Will is investigating a few murders, drawing the bodies in his sketchpad.

Kendel is bringing Flint back to Cato.

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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."

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#1844 Jun 9, 2023
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'It is a book. Just some light reading. These fictional psychopaths are almost as thrilling as the real thing'

To Kendel: 'Hey, don't I know ya? You're the guy from Lord's Rest!'

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'It is a book. Just some light reading. These fictional psychopaths are almost as thrilling as the real thing'

To Kendel: 'Hey, don't I know ya? You're the guy from Lord's Rest!'

"Hm? Sorry buddy.. Think you got the wrong guy"

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#1846 Jun 9, 2023
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'Nah, ya the guy with the warforged? What d'ya want with me?'

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'Nah, ya the guy with the warforged? What d'ya want with me?'

"Don't know any warforge. And your worth some bash to someone."

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#1848 Jun 9, 2023
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'Ya got the wrong guy. I'm worth nothing. I'm literal garbage. Nobody pays for garbage'

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