Deimos smiles sheepishly. “Unfortunately, I can’t claim souls, only escort them.” He slides a gold piece over.
"Then the gold is appreciated. I'll be damned if I know how somebody collects that many."
“Honestly, where do you keep them too? It must make a hell of a racket. Even soul coins get loud.”
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"Is there any other way I can pay? I think that would take too long."
"How about you tell me what gold you have and we work out how many days you can pay for with it?"
Deimos sighs. “I’ll pay for their room. Here.” He hands over a gold piece.
Karlos looks disappointed, having lost out on the potential funds to finally fix the second floor toilets. "Very well, thank you Deimos."
“Yea yea, maybe make the sign behind you a bit smaller next time.” He gestures to the room prices.
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"Is there any other way I can pay? I think that would take too long."
"How about you tell me what gold you have and we work out how many days you can pay for with it?"
Deimos sighs. “I’ll pay for their room. Here.” He hands over a gold piece.
"Sorry, I'm going for a more expensive room than what a gold can pay for. The gesture is appreciated though."
“He’s trying to swindle you. They don’t have rooms like that.”
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Ghost shivers again. "I would be very grateful if you were to stop talking about using my kin as currency."
”Sorry. I promise I trade in nothing but gold and favors.”
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"I usually use live souls, that way I can just transfer ownership."
“Having that many must be a hassle though. Do you have like a big room to squish them all in? Extra large bag of holding?”
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“Honestly, where do you keep them too? It must make a hell of a racket. Even soul coins get loud.”
"I knew a young man who kept them in a demiplane sewn into his jacket pocket. Whenever he wanted one, he'd pluck one out and then zip it up again."
“Imagine forgetting to zip it shut all the way. Or losing the jacket.” Deimos takes a shot. “Souls are too risky to just carry around.”
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“Yea yea, maybe make the sign behind you a bit smaller next time.” He gestures to the room prices.
"Sign? What sign?! Oh, you mean that sign! Terribly outdated, with inflation and everything...."
Deimos raises an eyebrow.
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"oh shiitake" she whispers, then writes out a contract. *the contract is basically saying in exchange for a months worth of platinum deal, ownership of a million live souls is transfered to you*
"Oh, you meant live souls? I'm afraid they're much harder to transfer over the black market, I'm going to need gold, favours or dead souls."
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Chilling kinda vibe.
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"Sorry, I'm going for a more expensive room than what a gold can pay for. The gesture is appreciated though."
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“Honestly, where do you keep them too? It must make a hell of a racket. Even soul coins get loud.”
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"Well, if you just hand over, say, a million of those? I'll verify their integrity and then close the deal"
Chilling kinda vibe.
“Yea yea, maybe make the sign behind you a bit smaller next time.” He gestures to the room prices.
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Ghost shivers again. "I would be very grateful if you were to stop talking about using my kin as currency."
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“He’s trying to swindle you. They don’t have rooms like that.”
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"I knew a young man who kept them in a demiplane sewn into his jacket pocket. Whenever he wanted one, he'd pluck one out and then zip it up again."
Chilling kinda vibe.
”Sorry. I promise I trade in nothing but gold and favors.”
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"Is this true?" He looks at Karlos.
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"Sign? What sign?! Oh, you mean that sign! Terribly outdated, with inflation and everything...."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Much appreciated."
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“Having that many must be a hassle though. Do you have like a big room to squish them all in? Extra large bag of holding?”
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"For that reason, I usually trade in favours instead."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"That's very good."
*gtg, be back later*
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“Imagine forgetting to zip it shut all the way. Or losing the jacket.” Deimos takes a shot. “Souls are too risky to just carry around.”
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Deimos raises an eyebrow.
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"Oh, you meant live souls? I'm afraid they're much harder to transfer over the black market, I'm going to need gold, favours or dead souls."
Chilling kinda vibe.