WE GIVE TAVERNS A BAD NAME § A Villain Tavern

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 *Yes pls 😳 CR 10 maybe*

 Karlos whistles and a huge owlbear lumbers forwards. Twice the size of an ordinary specimen, it snarls at Deimos. "This is Fluffles, please don't kill her, I'm quite attached to her."

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'Good. If I cannot obliterate him in reality, I can obliterate him from my mind. And I do like a good drink'

Karlos passes him a second pint. "You do anything other than think about this hot? Hobbies?"

'Did you just call him hot?'

Karlos swears. "Slip of the tongue, I assure you."

*NOOOOOOO I MEANT TO TYPE GUY 😭😭😭😭*

'It had better have been a slip of the tongue. He is the most repulsive creature known to man!'

"I don't doubt it!" groans Karlos, incredibly upset

'Not a problem. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And you'd be surprised- you wouldn't be the first to have made the mistake of calling him hot. Don't know what they see in him. Apparently he has 'kind eyes'. Do they not see that kind and weak are synonyms? Anyway, I do have hobbies, mainly involving breaking the delusional and hypocritical, enlightening them to their true evil nature'

"Ooooooh, you convinced anyone who went on to do anything particularly interesting?"

'Yes. I convinced myself. Long story really. Those who I speak into the minds of to the right degree, go on to become my new host when my current body dies. Each of the lives I have lived are all people convinced by my predecessors. There are plenty of others, many of whom did not survive.'

"Oh! So it's probably not a good idea to talk to you, is what you're saying?"

*gtg for a bit, see y'all later*

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"Oh! So it's probably not a good idea to talk to you, is what you're saying?"

 'I think it's a very good idea. Not my fault if they couldn't handle their precious delusions being stripped away from them and burned'

*Anyone on?*

*Yep*

Ghost has got himself a drink, and is watching the comings and goings of the Tavern.

'Hey, it's nice to watch, isn't it?'

"Yes. The only thing that appeals to me more than the process of haunting and killing."

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Outside the Bad Name Tavern, a blood red hole forms in the sky, spewing a black slime that seems to emanate a dark power. This slime starts to move on its own, and clumps of it move together to form a kind of summoning circle. This circle turns a red color as a tall and lanky humanoid forever shrouded in darkness comes out of it. They raise their arm and an obsidian staff with a black hole on the end appears in it. They then enter the tavern.

 "THE MAT! WIPE YOUR FEET! OH MY GOD!"

 Somehow you were able to see the dark ooze falling from their body. You suddenly feel your mouth move on its own, and you speak, but not for yourself. “And why should I do that?” You say.

'You like haunting and killing? So do I'

'And please, wipe your feet. You're a villain, not a sewer rat'