It’s an application to be a bouncer at the bar. The hyena has a long list of skills and references.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A figure in a thick, dark blue, tattered, sleeveless cloak walks in. Its spiral mask has no features whatsoever, not even eye holes. Its arms are grey and studded with barnacles.
It places a couple of platinum coins on the bar. "Do you have heavy water?"
"As in thicker water? I'll see what I can do."
"It is a special kind of water that contains deuterium as opposed to regular hydrogen. It is 10.6% denser than regular water and tastes sweeter. It is also a different color than regular water."
"Oh, it's a chemical. Easy." he comes back with a bottle of pure deuterium
'You look a little cute to be a bouncer, but that letter checks out'
The hyena hops off of its stool and grabs his pant leg in its teeth. Make a STR save.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A figure in a thick, dark blue, tattered, sleeveless cloak walks in. Its spiral mask has no features whatsoever, not even eye holes. Its arms are grey and studded with barnacles.
It places a couple of platinum coins on the bar. "Do you have heavy water?"
"As in thicker water? I'll see what I can do."
"It is a special kind of water that contains deuterium as opposed to regular hydrogen. It is 10.6% denser than regular water and tastes sweeter. It is also a different color than regular water."
"Oh, it's a chemical. Easy." he comes back with a bottle of pure deuterium
Fail. The hyena picks him up easily and flicks its head to the left, sending him flying with incredible force directly towards the wall. He smacks into the wall, hard, but all it does is knock the wind out of him.
The hyena chuffs quietly, giggling to itself.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A figure in a thick, dark blue, tattered, sleeveless cloak walks in. Its spiral mask has no features whatsoever, not even eye holes. Its arms are grey and studded with barnacles.
It places a couple of platinum coins on the bar. "Do you have heavy water?"
"As in thicker water? I'll see what I can do."
"It is a special kind of water that contains deuterium as opposed to regular hydrogen. It is 10.6% denser than regular water and tastes sweeter. It is also a different color than regular water."
"Oh, it's a chemical. Easy." he comes back with a bottle of pure deuterium
"... I can work with this."
"Good. I think the cost comes out to 39 gold pieces."
The hyena gives him a confused look. It has no idea who that is.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It says that villain is such an archaic term and it honestly depends on who you ask. The hyena is from another part of the Abyss, and is currently on the search for a job. Its name is Jeoffrey, but its friends call it Senu.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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It’s an application to be a bouncer at the bar. The hyena has a long list of skills and references.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'You look a little cute to be a bouncer, but that letter checks out'
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The hyena gives him a glare.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh, it's a chemical. Easy." he comes back with a bottle of pure deuterium
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The hyena hops off of its stool and grabs his pant leg in its teeth. Make a STR save.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'It's just, hyenas aren't known to be the cleanest of creatures. Or particularly for their hunting abilities.'
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It flicks an ear. Monkeys aren’t particularly known for their manners either, it says.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Also way too trusting, I already have a buyer who'll set me up for life for this information."
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( u u)
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"... I can work with this."
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Fail. The hyena picks him up easily and flicks its head to the left, sending him flying with incredible force directly towards the wall. He smacks into the wall, hard, but all it does is knock the wind out of him.
The hyena chuffs quietly, giggling to itself.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Good. I think the cost comes out to 39 gold pieces."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
'Oof! Hey, did you just chuff? Are you Archon?'
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He just laughs, "The best part of this job is nobody can trust what you say."
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(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
The hyena gives him a confused look. It has no idea who that is.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'So who are you then? Where did you come from? Are you a villain?'
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It says that villain is such an archaic term and it honestly depends on who you ask. The hyena is from another part of the Abyss, and is currently on the search for a job. Its name is Jeoffrey, but its friends call it Senu.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ