"Hey, guys?" She picks up the application. "Deryk? Karlos? This here hyena wants a job." She sits on the floor, taking a look at the application. "I'll see what I can do. What sorta.... skills do you have? Is there anything in particular you'd like to do?"
"A hyena?"
"Take a look." She waves her hand above her head, so Karlos can see where she's seated on the floor between all the tables. Then, she points at it: a tiny spotted hyena. "It wants a job."
"A hyena wants a job? Can it be our mascot?"
"I dunno, I think it wants to be a bouncer. Not sure what we'd want a bouncer for," She hands the application over to the other two to take a look. "But.. I say we give it a shot."
"Can I pet it? Can I pet you?" Referring to the Hyena
"I dunno, I think it wants to be a bouncer. Not sure what we'd want a bouncer for," She hands the application over to the other two to take a look. "But.. I say we give it a shot."
"I agree, on the condition that it doesn't gather information about the establishment and staff on to anybody else. And also that it has to wear a flat cap."
"Hey, guys?" She picks up the application. "Deryk? Karlos? This here hyena wants a job." She sits on the floor, taking a look at the application. "I'll see what I can do. What sorta.... skills do you have? Is there anything in particular you'd like to do?"
The application lists a couple of skills and experience in bartending, janitorial work, cooking experience, and bouncing experience. It explains that it’s open to a few positions, but prefers barista or bouncer.
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'Maybe it can be chief get-ridder-of-the-evidence?'
The hyena barks in affirmation that it can do that as well.
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"Hey, guys?" She picks up the application. "Deryk? Karlos? This here hyena wants a job." She sits on the floor, taking a look at the application. "I'll see what I can do. What sorta.... skills do you have? Is there anything in particular you'd like to do?"
The application lists a couple of skills and experience in bartending, janitorial work, cooking experience, and bouncing experience. It explains that it’s open to a few positions, but prefers barista or bouncer.
"... Bark once if you can make people wipe their feet before entering."
A figure in a thick, dark blue, tattered, sleeveless cloak walks in. Its spiral mask has no features whatsoever, not even eye holes. Its arms are grey and studded with barnacles.
It places a couple of platinum coins on the bar. "Do you have heavy water?"
"As in thicker water? I'll see what I can do."
"It is a special kind of water that contains deuterium as opposed to regular hydrogen. It is 10.6% denser than regular water and tastes sweeter. It is also a different color than regular water."
"Oh, it's a chemical. Easy." he comes back with a bottle of pure deuterium
"... I can work with this."
"Good. I think the cost comes out to 39 gold pieces."
It places the exact amount on the bar. "Now, may I have a glass of water?"
"Water is free." He runs the tap, "You want change?"
"No thank you." He pours the chemical into the water and waves his hand over it. Hydrogen filters out of it and into the bottle which previously held the deuterium. "That will be all."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"No thank you." He pours the chemical into the water and waves his hand over it. Hydrogen filters out of it and into the bottle which previously held the deuterium. "That will be all."
"Don't go poisoning customers." Deryk nods and gets back to cleaning and general house keeping
"Hey, guys?" She picks up the application. "Deryk? Karlos? This here hyena wants a job." She sits on the floor, taking a look at the application. "I'll see what I can do. What sorta.... skills do you have? Is there anything in particular you'd like to do?"
"A hyena?"
"Take a look." She waves her hand above her head, so Karlos can see where she's seated on the floor between all the tables. Then, she points at it: a tiny spotted hyena. "It wants a job."
"A hyena wants a job? Can it be our mascot?"
"I dunno, I think it wants to be a bouncer. Not sure what we'd want a bouncer for," She hands the application over to the other two to take a look. "But.. I say we give it a shot."
"Can I pet it? Can I pet you?" Referring to the Hyena
The hyena thinks for a second and then barks. Sure.
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"... Bark once if you can make people wipe their feet before entering."
The hyena wags its tail and barks.
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Deryk from the bar tosses over a glass of water, "Just smother it with a cloth."
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"Can I pet it? Can I pet you?" Referring to the Hyena
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"I agree, on the condition that it doesn't gather information about the establishment and staff on to anybody else. And also that it has to wear a flat cap."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"If you don't mind my asking..... but what was that?!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
'Are you okay, Malefica?'
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The application lists a couple of skills and experience in bartending, janitorial work, cooking experience, and bouncing experience. It explains that it’s open to a few positions, but prefers barista or bouncer.
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The hyena barks in affirmation that it can do that as well.
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"... Bark once if you can make people wipe their feet before entering."
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'Great. Although they personally repulse me, a carrion-eater could be useful. You're good at bouncing? Someone get it a trampoline' Cato jokes
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"No thank you." He pours the chemical into the water and waves his hand over it. Hydrogen filters out of it and into the bottle which previously held the deuterium. "That will be all."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Cato, that was terrible," frowns Karlos, rubbing his forehead
Chilling kinda vibe.
'I would heal you, but I can't do that. It is a shame to see someone so enlightened having to suffer'
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"Don't go poisoning customers." Deryk nods and gets back to cleaning and general house keeping
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'Terrible? Or is that a sheet of paper? My mistake, that's tearable!'
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The hyena thinks for a second and then barks. Sure.
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The hyena wags its tail and barks.
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"If I wasn't a demon lord, I'd be praying to the gods for strength right now....."
Chilling kinda vibe.