WE GIVE TAVERNS A BAD NAME § A Villain Tavern

'I don't bring mud or dirt anywhere. Mud and dirt are my opposite. Blood, that's another matter, but I only spill it on wipeable floors'

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'Doormat ideas? How about 'Please Don't Step On Me?''

 "Funny. I like it." Her claws go 'clack-clack-clack' as she drums her fingers on the countertop. She takes out a notepad and pen, and starts writing things down. "Anyone else?"

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'Doormat ideas? How about 'Please Don't Step On Me?''

"How about, 'you'll wipe them here, or the undertaker will do it for you'? Really make it clear how seriously we take muddy boots."

 "How about 'tread on me'."

'Because, a true villain would step on it, ignoring its plea, thus entering the tavern!'

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'I don't bring mud or dirt anywhere. Mud and dirt are my opposite. Blood, that's another matter, but I only spill it on wipeable floors'

"We should have washable floors! Maybe when we get the money. Mind you, nobody is allowed to get aggressive in this place, so it shouldn't be an issue."

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'Because, a true villain would step on it, ignoring its plea, thus entering the tavern!'

 Karlos grins. "Reverse psychology, I like it!"

'I do love a bit of reverse psychology. And regular psychology!'

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'Because, a true villain would step on it, ignoring its plea, thus entering the tavern!'

 "Some of us are respectable people though..."

"Deryk, you better not be including yourself in that."

'What's not respectable about ignoring a poor, downtrodden doormat and grinding your heel further into its helpless face? If it had a face.'

*Drummer says he really wants to join, thinks this is a great idea, but will in the morning as he's busy now*

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"Deryk, you better not be including yourself in that."

 "Did I say I was?"

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'What's not respectable about ignoring a poor, downtrodden doormat and grinding your heel further into its helpless face? If it had a face.'

*Drummer says he really wants to join, thinks this is a great idea, but will in the morning as he's busy now*

 "... No wait, you have a point."

'Oh, I always have a point. What I lack in visible eldritch horror, or a body the size of a small mountain, I make up in having points'

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'What's not respectable about ignoring a poor, downtrodden doormat and grinding your heel further into its helpless face? If it had a face.'

*Drummer says he really wants to join, thinks this is a great idea, but will in the morning as he's busy now*

"Well, I once knew a guy called Cere Alkilla. He had this grudge against muesli, would go around attacking cereal CEOs and then crushing boxes of their brands underfoot. He wasn't respectable, just a tad crazy."

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'What's not respectable about ignoring a poor, downtrodden doormat and grinding your heel further into its helpless face? If it had a face.'

*Drummer says he really wants to join, thinks this is a great idea, but will in the morning as he's busy now*

*AWESOME looking forward to it 😁*

'Relatable'

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'Oh, I always have a point. What I lack in visible eldritch horror, or a body the size of a small mountain, I make up in having points'

 "I hope daggers is also included in that last bit."

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 "Did I say I was?"

"Misty, maybe, but neither of us."

*I'm gonna call it a night, but I'll check in tomorrow morning 🥳*

'Oh, yes, daggers do make up that. A great method of proving points. Lock 6 'good' people in a room, give them daggers and no food source, then watch what happens...'