WE GIVE TAVERNS A BAD NAME § A Villain Tavern

'Hey! Welcome to the Bad Name Tavern!'

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"Mean Green Drunkenness Machine? Interesting... Rhyming is always fun. What does it taste like?"

 'It tastes like green. Sort of... electrifying'

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'Hey! Welcome to the Bad Name Tavern!'

 "Hello there! Wow, this place sure beats Hell."

'It does. Is that where you're from?'

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'It does. Is that where you're from?'

 "Yeah. Third layer. My family runs a Tormentium there."

'Sounds like a good business, in that layer. Sadly, I exist in the multiverse, but not usually in the Hells. A real shame, I reckon I'd like it there. Jim Cato, by the way'

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'Sounds like a good business, in that layer. Sadly, I exist in the multiverse, but not usually in the Hells. A real shame, I reckon I'd like it there. Jim Cato, by the way'

 "Cerius Behemoth, at your service."

'Good name. What brings you here?'

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A large, three-headed fiend, soaked and splattered with mud and gore walks in, wiping off his feet at the door. Two out of three heads are constantly snacking, while the middle seems to be the representative. He wears a butcher's apron with a variety of oversized knives (about normal-sized for the fiend) hanging from it. His middle head whistles a jaunty tune.

 "Welcome to the Bad Name! Make yourself comfortable," Misty chimes from behind the counter.

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"Mean Green Drunkenness Machine? Interesting... Rhyming is always fun. What does it taste like?"

 'It tastes like green. Sort of... electrifying'

 "Electrifying? How so?"

A thin man walks into the tavern. He wears a dark suit that shows wealth. His face is narrow, his features are sharp, and his eyes are dark. In fact, all of him is dark. His colors are all muted, he looks like he is standing in a dark shadow even when he is directly under a light. This man is tall and long limbed, all his features feel as if you took a normal man and then exaggerated his appearance. This man does not cast a shadow.

Following closely at his heels is another thin man. He looks remarkably similar to the first one, though the clothes he wears are much less fine. He also does not have the same strange shading or exaggerated features as the first one. The two men do look remarkably similar though, they could easily pass as brothers. This man does cast a shadow.

The two men walk up to the bar, "I would like to sign in." says the dark man in a dark voice. 

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'Good name. What brings you here?'

 "I'm mostly just looking for a job. Unsurprisingly, working in a Tormentium for 300+ years gets old. I love to cook, but cooking the same snakes and toads gets boring. I needed something new."

'300+ years? Third layer of Hell? Do you have some obsession with the number three?'

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Quote from Baalzeboop >>

A large, three-headed fiend, soaked and splattered with mud and gore walks in, wiping off his feet at the door. Two out of three heads are constantly snacking, while the middle seems to be the representative. He wears a butcher's apron with a variety of oversized knives (about normal-sized for the fiend) hanging from it. His middle head whistles a jaunty tune.

 "Welcome to the Bad Name! Make yourself comfortable," Misty chimes from behind the counter.

 The creature seems happy. "Thank you! I was wondering if you have any jobs available."

Cato says hi to the two thin men

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'300+ years? Third layer of Hell? Do you have some obsession with the number three?'

 "It's typical for a being of my kind. You should see the guys on layer six. They have it pretty rough."

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A thin man walks into the tavern. He wears a dark suit that shows wealth. His face is narrow, his features are sharp, and his eyes are dark. In fact, all of him is dark. His colors are all muted, he looks like he is standing in a dark shadow even when he is directly under a light. This man is tall and long limbed, all his features feel as if you took a normal man and then exaggerated his appearance. This man does not cast a shadow.

Following closely at his heels is another thin man. He looks remarkably similar to the first one, though the clothes he wears are much less fine. He also does not have the same strange shading or exaggerated features as the first one. The two men do look remarkably similar though, they could easily pass as brothers. This man does cast a shadow.

 

The two men walk up to the bar, "I would like to sign in." says the dark man in a dark voice. 

 *The learned man and his shadow?*

'Layer 6? What happens there? I'm interested!'

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Cato says hi to the two thin men

 The first man extends his hand in greeting, "I am Victo Skyggen. How do you do?" 

The second merely nods and looks around.

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A thin man walks into the tavern. He wears a dark suit that shows wealth. His face is narrow, his features are sharp, and his eyes are dark. In fact, all of him is dark. His colors are all muted, he looks like he is standing in a dark shadow even when he is directly under a light. This man is tall and long limbed, all his features feel as if you took a normal man and then exaggerated his appearance. This man does not cast a shadow.

Following closely at his heels is another thin man. He looks remarkably similar to the first one, though the clothes he wears are much less fine. He also does not have the same strange shading or exaggerated features as the first one. The two men do look remarkably similar though, they could easily pass as brothers. This man does cast a shadow.

 

The two men walk up to the bar, "I would like to sign in." says the dark man in a dark voice. 

 *The learned man and his shadow?*

 *You got it.*