*Imma gonna do something interesting with this fellow today :]*
A soft mewl is heard from within the hollow of a tree.
Mr. Black looks over, but doesn't leave his work just yet.
A small blue kitten with perfectly golden eyes wanders out from the tree. It sniffs the crab .
"This is far too rich for your blood. Here..." He opens a tin of fish and places it on the ground. "Eat that instead. This crab can be worth millions on the right market."
It turns away from the fish and walks up to Mr. Black. It sniffs his boots before climbing up his leg, his torso, and creating a spot right on his shoulder.
He sighs. "You're clearly not after food, and I'm not visibly an animal person. What do you want?"
He pulls out a card and crushes it, casting Speak With Animals as it crumbles into ash.
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
He takes another long draw from his cigar, “Sounds profitable. I think I’d like to try some of this food o’ yers. How much it costs?”
Mr. Black's hands are shaking slightly. His menacing aura flares up. "It would be wasted on you. Your smoke has obliterated your palate by now. I'd be surprised if you even have a sense of smell at this point. 1,200 Gold a leg, regardless. That's the minimum to buy out my current client."
“Heheheh” Each chuckle causes another cloud of smoke to clog the air. “Ya may be right about my sense of smell, but I know how to ‘ppreciate a good meal. Plus, I have the coin to back it up.”
"Well. I guess I can't turn down the cash. Pay up front and feel free to enjoy a leg. At least, enjoy as much as you can. Don't blame me if my client holds a grudge though."
He sighs. "You're clearly not after food, and I'm not visibly an animal person. What do you want?"
He pulls out a card and crushes it, casting Speak With Animals as it crumbles into ash.
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
He sighs. "You're clearly not after food, and I'm not visibly an animal person. What do you want?"
He pulls out a card and crushes it, casting Speak With Animals as it crumbles into ash.
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
He puts the kitten on the ground.
“Can I have the cat?”
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He sighs. "You're clearly not after food, and I'm not visibly an animal person. What do you want?"
He pulls out a card and crushes it, casting Speak With Animals as it crumbles into ash.
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
Shambler emerges from the sewers, looking pleased with himself.
“ Why are you so happy?” Laughs Sayeye
“Haven’t been down there in a long time. It’s a nice place. Relaxing, nutritious. You should try it.”
” Ha I was in there yesterday so I know what you mean”
Shambler hunkers down, sending tendrils deep into the earth. “This whole place . . . doesn’t look like it, but it’s vibrant down there. The sewers enrich the soil profoundly. If you wanted to plant a garden, there’s no better place to do it.”
He takes another long draw from his cigar, “Sounds profitable. I think I’d like to try some of this food o’ yers. How much it costs?”
Mr. Black's hands are shaking slightly. His menacing aura flares up. "It would be wasted on you. Your smoke has obliterated your palate by now. I'd be surprised if you even have a sense of smell at this point. 1,200 Gold a leg, regardless. That's the minimum to buy out my current client."
“Heheheh” Each chuckle causes another cloud of smoke to clog the air. “Ya may be right about my sense of smell, but I know how to ‘ppreciate a good meal. Plus, I have the coin to back it up.”
"Well. I guess I can't turn down the cash. Pay up front and feel free to enjoy a leg. At least, enjoy as much as you can. Don't blame me if my client holds a grudge though."
He chops a leg off of the giant Festus crab.
“See that hollow tree o’er there?” He points with his cigar, “You’ll find all the money I owe in there.” He leans out of the tree and reaches for the crab leg with his long arm.
*I probably won’t be able to respond for a little while*
*I'm bringing in a Lawyer character but for now I have a Lying Cat and Jackson and Lore.*
*kitti!*
*Lying Cat is a Turquoise Blue Sphinx Cat with Golden eyes. It understands all languages and can only speak one common word 'Lying'. It knows when anyone is lying within 100 miles. It is unwell for anyone to speak to it using speak with animals or any sort of spell because they will hear the thoughts of anyone who is lying within miles.*
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
He puts the kitten on the ground.
It bows its head, its ears lowering.
"Look, you can hang out, just calm the [GP] down. Honestly, though, if you want someone who cares, look for someone else. I'm working right now, and I don't have the time to chase leads that I won't get paid for."
*I'm bringing in a Lawyer character but for now I have a Lying Cat and Jackson and Lore.*
*kitti!*
*Lying Cat is a Turquoise Blue Sphinx Cat with Golden eyes. It understands all languages and can only speak one common word 'Lying'. It knows when anyone is lying within 100 miles. It is unwell for anyone to speak to it using speak with animals or any sort of spell because they will hear the thoughts of anyone who is lying within miles.*
Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
He puts the kitten on the ground.
It bows its head, its ears lowering.
"Look, you can hang out, just calm the [GP] down. Honestly, though, if you want someone who cares, look for someone else. I'm working right now, and I don't have the time to chase leads that I won't get paid for."
It seems to perk up a bit and curls up next to Mr Black, watching contently will cleaning its paws.
*I'm bringing in a Lawyer character but for now I have a Lying Cat and Jackson and Lore.*
*kitti!*
*Lying Cat is a Turquoise Blue Sphinx Cat with Golden eyes. It understands all languages and can only speak one common word 'Lying'. It knows when anyone is lying within 100 miles. It is unwell for anyone to speak to it using speak with animals or any sort of spell because they will hear the thoughts of anyone who is lying within miles.*
*hmm. I'll go w/ Jackson & Lore
Jackson is sitting inside, cleaning what appears to be a flask with a dullness to it. It appears to be made of iron or such.
Lore is sitting outside, messing with about fifty large diamonds that appear to be the size of someone fist.
He takes another long draw from his cigar, “Sounds profitable. I think I’d like to try some of this food o’ yers. How much it costs?”
Mr. Black's hands are shaking slightly. His menacing aura flares up. "It would be wasted on you. Your smoke has obliterated your palate by now. I'd be surprised if you even have a sense of smell at this point. 1,200 Gold a leg, regardless. That's the minimum to buy out my current client."
“Heheheh” Each chuckle causes another cloud of smoke to clog the air. “Ya may be right about my sense of smell, but I know how to ‘ppreciate a good meal. Plus, I have the coin to back it up.”
"Well. I guess I can't turn down the cash. Pay up front and feel free to enjoy a leg. At least, enjoy as much as you can. Don't blame me if my client holds a grudge though."
He chops a leg off of the giant Festus crab.
“See that hollow tree o’er there?” He points with his cigar, “You’ll find all the money I owe in there.” He leans out of the tree and reaches for the crab leg with his long arm.
*I probably won’t be able to respond for a little while*
Mr. Black walks over to the tree and starts shoveling out coins onto a small, black card, after which they disappear.
*All cool, my schnool*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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Immediately all he can hear is a gravelly voice saying "That girl with the pink skirt is lying, she cheated on her husband 5 days ago with the farmer. That man in the blue shirt is lying, he is planning to murder that young man and take all his money when his guard is down. That girl in the black blouse is lying, she is planning to sell her children off to a man she met for billions."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Well. I guess I can't turn down the cash. Pay up front and feel free to enjoy a leg. At least, enjoy as much as you can. Don't blame me if my client holds a grudge though."
He chops a leg off of the giant Festus crab.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*open chars wedigo?*
psychopath ^-^
Shambler emerges from the sewers, looking pleased with himself.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Oh, shut up! What is wrong with you? I ask you what you want and all you can say is 'oh, boy, I heard this bad [GP] is going down.' Tell it to someone who cares."
He puts the kitten on the ground.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“ Why are you so happy?” Laughs Sayeye
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
*I'm bringing in a Lawyer character but for now I have a Lying Cat and Jackson and Lore.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“Haven’t been down there in a long time. It’s a nice place. Relaxing, nutritious. You should try it.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
” Ha I was in there yesterday so I know what you mean”
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
“Can I have the cat?”
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
It bows its head, its ears lowering.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*kitti!*
psychopath ^-^
Shambler hunkers down, sending tendrils deep into the earth. “This whole place . . . doesn’t look like it, but it’s vibrant down there. The sewers enrich the soil profoundly. If you wanted to plant a garden, there’s no better place to do it.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“See that hollow tree o’er there?” He points with his cigar, “You’ll find all the money I owe in there.” He leans out of the tree and reaches for the crab leg with his long arm.
*I probably won’t be able to respond for a little while*
*Lying Cat is a Turquoise Blue Sphinx Cat with Golden eyes. It understands all languages and can only speak one common word 'Lying'. It knows when anyone is lying within 100 miles. It is unwell for anyone to speak to it using speak with animals or any sort of spell because they will hear the thoughts of anyone who is lying within miles.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Look, you can hang out, just calm the [GP] down. Honestly, though, if you want someone who cares, look for someone else. I'm working right now, and I don't have the time to chase leads that I won't get paid for."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*hmm. I'll go w/ Jackson & Lore
psychopath ^-^
It seems to perk up a bit and curls up next to Mr Black, watching contently will cleaning its paws.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Jackson is sitting inside, cleaning what appears to be a flask with a dullness to it. It appears to be made of iron or such.
Lore is sitting outside, messing with about fifty large diamonds that appear to be the size of someone fist.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Mr. Black walks over to the tree and starts shoveling out coins onto a small, black card, after which they disappear.
*All cool, my schnool*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels