The 2 Story Tavern

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'Thanks. What ya mean, neglect? I'm not neglected?' Flint looks a bit confused

 "wait a moment... do you live in dumpsters by choice??" shes not revolted or anything just pure bewilderment

'I mean, I don't live in dumpsters, I just raid them. I live in the sewers. And yeah, it's by choice. Only life I've ever known, I gotten pretty good at it, so why stop? If a rat can thrive off trash and filth, why can't a half-elf?'

*you hear soft accordian music near you*

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'I mean, I don't live in dumpsters, I just raid them. I live in the sewers. And yeah, it's by choice. Only life I've ever known, I gotten pretty good at it, so why stop? If a rat can thrive off trash and filth, why can't a half-elf?'

 she tilts her head "I just assumed that.... huh.... well alright?"  she clears her throat 'anyway I'm still up to buying you a meal if you can't find something to eat. and uh, heres a sketch of my home if you see it you are welcome inside" she hands him a slip of paper with a quaint hut drawn on it in great detail with the words 'just knock' written beside it "ill give you the location whenever I figure it out." 

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*you hear soft accordian music near you*

 'Nice music?' he turns around to see

*gtg eat be back later*

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'I mean, I don't live in dumpsters, I just raid them. I live in the sewers. And yeah, it's by choice. Only life I've ever known, I gotten pretty good at it, so why stop? If a rat can thrive off trash and filth, why can't a half-elf?'

 she tilts her head "I just assumed that.... huh.... well alright?"  she clears her throat 'anyway I'm still up to buying you a meal if you can't find something to eat. and uh, heres a sketch of my home if you see it you are welcome inside" she hands him a slip of paper with a quaint hut drawn on it in great detail with the words 'just knock' written beside it "ill give you the location whenever I figure it out." 

 'Are ya some kinda angel? Most people aren't this nice. Certainly wouldn't want me in their homes, think I'm nasty or gross. Which, to be fair, maybe I am. But there are worse things to be'

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*you hear soft accordian music near you*

 'Nice music?' he turns around to see

 *it's the creature you saw before*

Hello!

'Oh, hey!'

I deal tales and songs!

'Ya do? That's cool! Ya some kinda bard?'

The best kind of bard! A bard-ificer!

'Awesome! What kinda songs?'

*gtg*

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 "Oh, looks like I've broken the baby's composure. That wasn't so hard. And I never called you lowborn. I called you a lower being. A lesser lifeform. And I assure you, I need no coffin. I'm nothing like anything you've ever seen before."

A fat beetle forces its way out of the wound and begins to fly away, making a terribly loud buzzing noise.

 She winces, covering the wound with her hand before a small crackle fills the air, the smell if something burning along with it, "I've met plenty if your kind. Filthy vermin."

 "Oh no no, you misunderstand..." The wound fails to close, even under magic. It is filled with ants, yet there is still no pain. It begins to split open, revealing rotten flesh and eyes.

"I think you're the vermin now. Oh, and fun quirk, only those of noble blood can see that unsightly wound of yours. I can't see a thing, for instance. You, however, will see that in the mirror until you find out how to cure it. You could ask me, but I don't really feel inclined to help. Maybe seek answers with the Nightmare?"

 She growls, "Get out of my head" she says, looking at William and snapping her fingers, "Kindly remove him from my sight"

 "I'm sorry, I don't think William can help you in this situation. I'll leave... if you can convince me with words."

 "How about this. I've done nothing wrong, and you've assaulted me for no reason." She says simply

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'I mean, I don't live in dumpsters, I just raid them. I live in the sewers. And yeah, it's by choice. Only life I've ever known, I gotten pretty good at it, so why stop? If a rat can thrive off trash and filth, why can't a half-elf?'

 she tilts her head "I just assumed that.... huh.... well alright?"  she clears her throat 'anyway I'm still up to buying you a meal if you can't find something to eat. and uh, heres a sketch of my home if you see it you are welcome inside" she hands him a slip of paper with a quaint hut drawn on it in great detail with the words 'just knock' written beside it "ill give you the location whenever I figure it out." 

 'Are ya some kinda angel? Most people aren't this nice. Certainly wouldn't want me in their homes, think I'm nasty or gross. Which, to be fair, maybe I am. But there are worse things to be

 

ember chuckles "angel? no,, im just trying my best to be the change I want in the world.  Beleive you me i have helped people in far FAR worse condition than your in, youll be my cleanest geust in years if you came, and.... I agree. being covered in mud blood and bile is far better than being a stuck-up, good for nothing noble never getting their hands dirty, and only making everything worse. compared to dealing with them? id be glad to take a swim in the sewers and hang out with rats.... sctually the rat part sounds kinda fun atcually , might have to try that somday"

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 "How about this. I've done nothing wrong, and you've assaulted me for no reason." She says simply

 "How about this: You ran me over, insulted me, treated me like nothing because I wasn't a prissy little nobody exactly like you... I could go on, but you get the point. You have no power here, and your moral high ground is about as low as mine."

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 "How about this. I've done nothing wrong, and you've assaulted me for no reason." She says simply

 "How about this: You ran me over, insulted me, treated me like nothing because I wasn't a prissy little nobody exactly like you... I could go on, but you get the point. You have no power here, and your moral high ground is about as low as mine."

 She raises an eyebrow, "He ran you over" points at the driver, "You insulted my vassal first, which any actual leader would take as an insult on themselves." She adds, "And then you called me a lower being. That was before I even called you a parasite, to which you decided that the best course of action was to assault someone likely 300 years younger than you" she says, finally folding her arms, "If i have the moral low ground yours is in the depths of avernus."

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 "How about this. I've done nothing wrong, and you've assaulted me for no reason." She says simply

 "How about this: You ran me over, insulted me, treated me like nothing because I wasn't a prissy little nobody exactly like you... I could go on, but you get the point. You have no power here, and your moral high ground is about as low as mine."

 She raises an eyebrow, "He ran you over" points at the driver, "You insulted my vassal first, which any actual leader would take as an insult on themselves." She adds, "And then you called me a lower being. That was before I even called you a parasite, to which you decided that the best course of action was to assault someone likely 300 years younger than you" she says, finally folding her arms, "If i have the moral low ground yours is in the depths of avernus."

 "Take it from a tiefling, this is mild"

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 "How about this. I've done nothing wrong, and you've assaulted me for no reason." She says simply

 "How about this: You ran me over, insulted me, treated me like nothing because I wasn't a prissy little nobody exactly like you... I could go on, but you get the point. You have no power here, and your moral high ground is about as low as mine."

 She raises an eyebrow, "He ran you over" points at the driver, "You insulted my vassal first, which any actual leader would take as an insult on themselves." She adds, "And then you called me a lower being. That was before I even called you a parasite, to which you decided that the best course of action was to assault someone likely 300 years younger than you" she says, finally folding her arms, "If i have the moral low ground yours is in the depths of avernus."

 "I'm a bully by design. You were a bully by choice. You're a little [GP] who thinks they deserve power because of some braindead concept of birthright. I'm a big [GP] who thinks they deserve power because I worked for every little bit of it. We are not the same. I'm simply... how do you say?... putting you in your rotten little place. Be glad I didn't bring you home and show you exactly what it's like to earn power."