Flutter walks into the ally, eating a turkey leg "Hey, bonsai, who's the big guy?" she says gestureing to andy.bonsai shrugs...or does the closest thing an owlbear can
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I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
"Oh, come now, darling! You don't need a plate or cutlery for a delicacy such as this! You'll ruin the experience! Don't worry, no one who knows you will see! Just dig in like the Titans intended!" Another glove, this one holding several napkins, appears near her.
She sighs, shuddering slightly before taking a bite out of it, her other hand grabbing the napkins
It's a cathartic, transcendent experience, the flavors bold and unashamed of their delicious impurity. The ripping of the soft flesh brings an animalistic glee as the savory-sweet juices spill out into her mouth. It is better than any overpriced dragon steak or fine wine that she has tasted, but at the same time it tastes wrong, somehow taboo... and that makes it taste even better.
Raw, unspeakable, intoxicating Id.
She coughs softly as she swallows, wiping her face quickly, "Woah, that's good!"
"See? The experience would have been less satisfying if you just ate it with a fork and knife. And, simply put, your capacity for the appreciation of such a delicacy is already stunted, so I needed to make sure you had the best experience I can provide."
The voice seems to be getting more physical by the moment, the smoke forming into the wispy shape of a gigantic man in a tophat.
*Morning everyone. Im in a bit of a bad mood due to bodily pains today. I hit my head yesterday and I've got a doctors appointment today at 2 (Eastern Time.) Hopefully ill feel a bit better throughout the day.*
*Morning everyone. Im in a bit of a bad mood due to bodily pains today. I hit my head yesterday and I've got a doctors appointment today at 2 (Eastern Time.) Hopefully ill feel a bit better throughout the day.*
*hope you feel better lawrence*
*Thank you friend. Wanna rp? I added my Hallow Eve fey queen.*
*Morning everyone. Im in a bit of a bad mood due to bodily pains today. I hit my head yesterday and I've got a doctors appointment today at 2 (Eastern Time.) Hopefully ill feel a bit better throughout the day.*
*hope you feel better lawrence*
*Thank you friend. Wanna rp? I added my Hallow Eve fey queen.*
*sure! Take your pick of my usuals:*
Ozzy is having a pumpkin soup
Pax is sat in a roof near the forest, listening to the melody as he eats some fresh bread
*Morning everyone. Im in a bit of a bad mood due to bodily pains today. I hit my head yesterday and I've got a doctors appointment today at 2 (Eastern Time.) Hopefully ill feel a bit better throughout the day.*
*hope you feel better lawrence*
*Thank you friend. Wanna rp? I added my Hallow Eve fey queen.*
*sure! Take your pick of my usuals:*
Ozzy is having a pumpkin soup
Pax is sat in a roof near the forest, listening to the melody as he eats some fresh bread
-open slot of your choice-
The skies seem to darken as a haunting melody seems to float through the trees. As if to combat the dark, little wisps of orange light fill the tree boughs, floating around like fire flies. The melody seems to be more like a faint humming. The trees seem to turn from brown to black, their bark still living but the color changing. The animals all seem to go quiet, not a single cricket chirp of bird song fills the air except the melody.
Miranda is sitting outside, napping grass.
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𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
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"because bonsais new mom is friends with flint. bonsai didn't expect to meet flint on my own." bonsai replys.
*bye dutch*
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
*now what to do... tsk tsk tsk*
(I am)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*wanna rp?*
Flutter walks into the ally, eating a turkey leg "Hey, bonsai, who's the big guy?" she says gestureing to andy.bonsai shrugs...or does the closest thing an owlbear can
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
(can't)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
Andy's ears swivel towards her a second before his head turns, "Oh! Hey there, I'm Anderson, but please, call me Andy."
*alrighty*
"im flutter, the owlbears bonsai"
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
She doesn't notice this, continueing to eat
*hope you feel better lawrence*
"Cool, never seen an owlbear in person before!"
"Oh I-uhh... sorry!!" he looks for a door.
*Thank you friend. Wanna rp? I added my Hallow Eve fey queen.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*sure! Take your pick of my usuals:*
Ozzy is having a pumpkin soup
Pax is sat in a roof near the forest, listening to the melody as he eats some fresh bread
-open slot of your choice-
"Did you break into my home?" She asks, before whistling with her fingers, "William, here!"
"Oh I-uhh... sorry!!" he looks for a door.
(
Welp, just accidentally OD on ibuprofen. Thanks parents
)
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
*WAIT WAHT*
Before he reaches a door, a large Shield guardian takes hold of him
The skies seem to darken as a haunting melody seems to float through the trees. As if to combat the dark, little wisps of orange light fill the tree boughs, floating around like fire flies. The melody seems to be more like a faint humming. The trees seem to turn from brown to black, their bark still living but the color changing. The animals all seem to go quiet, not a single cricket chirp of bird song fills the air except the melody.
Miranda is sitting outside, napping grass.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘