Up on the bar floor, the lights above the Elevator doors indicate that something is coming up from the floor below. A faint song can be heard, steadily growing more and more audible as the Elevator dings, and the doors slide open, revealing the source of the familiar theme:
He steps out, looks left, looks right, then walks up to the bar. Not a word escapes his thin mouth, but the music still plays, emanating from the Mii.
Spot watches, silently bopping along to the Mii's tune.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
A small humanoid steps into the tavern. She carries a stack of newspapers, and wears the unmistakable uniform of an old fashioned newsie, but something about her seems slightly off. Mostly the fact that she's entirely formed from shadows. Also, her uniform seems more like a costume, something you'd buy in a two-dollar shop. And the papers look like they were home published using google docs. "EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Humans are planning to shut down the internet FOREVER!"
Meet the embodiment of online misinformation and fake news, Missy for short.
*I really want to respond to this, but I don't want to duolingo you either. So I'll make a new character at some point*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
A small humanoid steps into the tavern. She carries a stack of newspapers, and wears the unmistakable uniform of an old fashioned newsie, but something about her seems slightly off. Mostly the fact that she's entirely formed from shadows. Also, her uniform seems more like a costume, something you'd buy in a two-dollar shop. And the papers look like they were home published using google docs. "EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Humans are planning to shut down the internet FOREVER!"
Meet the embodiment of online misinformation and fake news, Missy for short.
*I really want to respond to this, but I don't want to duolingo you either. So I'll make a new character at some point*
*all good :) duolingo is hilarious, but I'll admit he's more than a little terrifying*
A small humanoid steps into the tavern. She carries a stack of newspapers, and wears the unmistakable uniform of an old fashioned newsie, but something about her seems slightly off. Mostly the fact that she's entirely formed from shadows. Also, her uniform seems more like a costume, something you'd buy in a two-dollar shop. And the papers look like they were home published using google docs. "EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Humans are planning to shut down the internet FOREVER!"
Meet the embodiment of online misinformation and fake news, Missy for short.
The Mii faces Missy, and waves. Then he runs directly at her, stopping about 2 inches from her face.
A small humanoid steps into the tavern. She carries a stack of newspapers, and wears the unmistakable uniform of an old fashioned newsie, but something about her seems slightly off. Mostly the fact that she's entirely formed from shadows. Also, her uniform seems more like a costume, something you'd buy in a two-dollar shop. And the papers look like they were home published using google docs. "EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Humans are planning to shut down the internet FOREVER!"
Meet the embodiment of online misinformation and fake news, Missy for short.
The Mii faces Missy, and waves. Then he runs directly at her, stopping about 2 inches from her face.
She holds out one of the newspapers. The cover reads (in comic sans):
BREAKING NEWS! Our reporters have discovered a secret human plot to pull the plug on the internet forever. How will this change life as we know it? More information on page 2. Also inside; another deadly outbreak of virus in the city, here's 7 guaranteed ways to cure it.
The Mii faces Missy, and waves. Then he runs directly at her, stopping about 2 inches from her face.
She holds out one of the newspapers. The cover reads (in comic sans):
BREAKING NEWS! Our reporters have discovered a secret human plot to pull the plug on the internet forever. How will this change life as we know it? More information on page 2. Also inside; another deadly outbreak of virus in the city, here's 7 guaranteed ways to cure it.
"Paper for you, sir?"
He takes it in his right hand, black eyes scanning the news. His eyebrows angle into more of a V shape, and his balled up hand opens up, quickly swallowing the paper before closing again.
The Mii faces Missy, and waves. Then he runs directly at her, stopping about 2 inches from her face.
She holds out one of the newspapers. The cover reads (in comic sans):
BREAKING NEWS! Our reporters have discovered a secret human plot to pull the plug on the internet forever. How will this change life as we know it? More information on page 2. Also inside; another deadly outbreak of virus in the city, here's 7 guaranteed ways to cure it.
"Paper for you, sir?"
He takes it in his right hand, black eyes scanning the news. His eyebrows angle into more of a V shape, and his balled up hand opens up, quickly swallowing the paper before closing again.
"Well, that's one way to digest the news." She looks very very confused.
He takes it in his right hand, black eyes scanning the news. His eyebrows angle into more of a V shape, and his balled up hand opens up, quickly swallowing the paper before closing again.
"Well, that's one way to digest the news." She looks very very confused.
*sorry hes so... quiet lol*
A pen appears in his hand, and he writes on a second paper of hers: "Don't lie to me, you propaganda-spreader."
He takes it in his right hand, black eyes scanning the news. His eyebrows angle into more of a V shape, and his balled up hand opens up, quickly swallowing the paper before closing again.
"Well, that's one way to digest the news." She looks very very confused.
*sorry hes so... quiet lol*
A pen appears in his hand, and he writes on a second paper of hers: "Don't lie to me, you propaganda-spreader."
*it's all good lol*
"What do you mean? All this news is completely 100% definitely absolutely true! I wrote it myself!"
I walk up to spotify "Hey my type of people have a sort of theme. Not that i chose it it just somehow got associated with us its called "Raining Tacos" do you have that in your queque? Generally we fight during the song but we can forget about that part this time."
He taps you on the forehead. Suddenly, both you and Spot can hear "It's rainin Tacos, out of the sky. Tacos, no need to ask why๐ถ"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
Sweetwater approaches spotify and says "hello my brother"
He gives you a slightly shocked expression.
"What's that face for, I thought we were bros?"
"...n-no, it's happy shock." He replies, his slightly nervous voice very different to his happy-go-lucky demeanour. He smiles, and quickly sticks out his hand for a fist bump.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
Sweetwater approaches spotify and says "hello my brother"
He gives you a slightly shocked expression.
"What's that face for, I thought we were bros?"
"...n-no, it's happy shock." He replies, his slightly nervous voice very different to his happy-go-lucky demeanour. He smiles, and quickly sticks out his hand for a fist bump.
Pound turns to secret handshake, and secret handshake turns to drunk laughter
*Wait really? I guess I subconsciously did that.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
Spot watches, silently bopping along to the Mii's tune.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
*I really want to respond to this, but I don't want to duolingo you either. So I'll make a new character at some point*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
*all good :) duolingo is hilarious, but I'll admit he's more than a little terrifying*
The Mii faces Missy, and waves. Then he runs directly at her, stopping about 2 inches from her face.
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ The Board โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Extended Signature โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
She holds out one of the newspapers. The cover reads (in comic sans):
BREAKING NEWS! Our reporters have discovered a secret human plot to pull the plug on the internet forever. How will this change life as we know it? More information on page 2. Also inside; another deadly outbreak of virus in the city, here's 7 guaranteed ways to cure it.
"Paper for you, sir?"
He takes it in his right hand, black eyes scanning the news. His eyebrows angle into more of a V shape, and his balled up hand opens up, quickly swallowing the paper before closing again.
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ The Board โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Extended Signature โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
"Well, that's one way to digest the news." She looks very very confused.
*sorry hes so... quiet lol*
A pen appears in his hand, and he writes on a second paper of hers: "Don't lie to me, you propaganda-spreader."
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ The Board โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Extended Signature โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
*it's all good lol*
"What do you mean? All this news is completely 100% definitely absolutely true! I wrote it myself!"
He taps you on the forehead. Suddenly, both you and Spot can hear "It's rainin Tacos, out of the sky. Tacos, no need to ask why๐ถ"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
(Yeah I know XD)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
Sweetwater approaches spotify and says "hello my brother"
(Extended Signature)
He gives you a slightly shocked expression.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
"What's that face for, I thought we were bros?"
(Extended Signature)
The pen scratches audibly. "Looks like we'll have to sever the hand, then. Which is your dominant one?"
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ The Board โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Extended Signature โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
"...n-no, it's happy shock." He replies, his slightly nervous voice very different to his happy-go-lucky demeanour. He smiles, and quickly sticks out his hand for a fist bump.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
What if amazon music came here? Yes someone intro Tinder already
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. Youโre going to lose badly and itโs going to be awesome.
Pound turns to secret handshake, and secret handshake turns to drunk laughter
(Extended Signature)
She looks thoughtful for a moment, and then points to one of his hands. "That one. Definitely that one."