(Oh just realized that outside of the US that word is a slur gonna fix it up)

"I think that's all of the mail for now."

'Thanks! You been here long? And also, are you friends with the ddb notification bell?'

"I kind of work with him. He gives me mail to send to people who aren't on his app. I sometimes mark it as spam because he calls me too often and it isn't worth it."

'Oh. Sounds like a jerk. I always got on with him'

"He's alright, just a needy client is all."

'Makes sense. I guess you get around a lot, with your job'

"I mean as long as you aren't a sicko who uses.. yahoo!, then I probably have to speak to you at one point or another, so yeah." He can barely bring himself to say Yahoo.

'Eww, no, I would never!'

"I know, because I just had the pleasure of bringing you a letter."

'You like your job?'

"Of course! It's fantastic."

'That's good to hear! I like my existence too'

"That's great, so, I'm new to this area is there a place that I can stay for a while?"

'Yeah, you've come to the right place! This is an rp thread, where there are always good rooms and good refreshments!'

"An RP thread, what does that mean?" (Too meta, way too meta, not to be rude but could you dial it back more to like this is where Flint hangs out when not being used for rp or something. Up to you, you don't have to)

(I plan to make multiple Google based characters at one point to form a little team. We'll probably just have Youtube if that isn't taken, and Google Maps, as well as Gary of course)

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"An RP thread, what does that mean?" (Too meta, way too meta, not to be rude but could you dial it back more to like this is where Flint hangs out when not being used for rp or something. Up to you, you don't have to)

 'Oh, forget I said anything. It's just a place online, where I hang out'

*I guess so, it's also where Cato and the others hang out, this is Dutch, not just the Flint side of Dutch*

(Oh cool!) "Alright, anyway you said I could get a room here right? One moment." He opens his almost limitless bag and pulls out a Pixel Fold phone. After tapping a bit he puts it up. "Alright I bought a deluxe room, thanks, what was your name again?"

'My name's 10_30inDutch, but you can call me Dutch.'

"Alright Dutch."