*my character’s backstory: their mother died then their father died then their entire village died and it was such a great tragedy that they decided to leave and become a bard
their alignment: chaotic stupid
their mannerisms: tries to charge everything headfirst and ends up seriously injured and always tries to flirt with the villains, making the dm angry and ultimately getting themselves smited.*
From the far distance, you hear the mellow sounds of some instrument, though you cant quite tell what kind. The door suddenly bursts in and a half-elf bard walks in, playing Careless Whisper on the sax and proceeds to try and seduce everyone in the tavern. He speaks in a very charming voice, with just a hint of a spanish accent. He winks and the whole world seems to slow down as he continues to play the saxophone dramatically and very seductively in front of everyone.
*seductive bard cliché*
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
A tall, handsome warrior clad in plate armour and wielding rapiers walks through the door. As he hears the bells jingling, he slices them in half without looking. “Oh, sorry, I thought someone was attacking me, I’ll fix that. It is merely my instinct to lash out at all surprise attacks,” he says in a deep, gravelly voice. He sits down at the bar and orders an ale.
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remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
A bulky man in shining armour walks into the tavern. He has a rather impressive blond moustache, and is carrying a mace. On his armour is a holy symbol of a religious group who hold temperance and non-violence as key values.
A bulky man in shining armour walks into the tavern. He has a rather impressive blond moustache, and is carrying a mace. On his armour is a holy symbol of a religious group who hold temperance and non-violence as key values.
'Got any mead?'
Love this deconstructed cliche!
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
'Oh, I do get along with noblemen quite well. I think it comes from my distinguished family roots'.
He tries to pickpocket Erebus. It's what any 'heroic adventurer' would do...
Erebus is seemingly not carrying anything beyond his clothing. Even the bag or platinum seems to have disappeared. He clearly notices the attempt, but says nothing.
"I am no ordinary nobleman, but I guess every nobleman believes that, don't they?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Quite right. I always knew that my calling was to holiness and righteousness, to be far holier and righteouser than the other sinful, self-indulgent folk. What is it that makes you special?'
'Quite right. I always knew that my calling was to holiness and righteousness, to be far holier and righteouser than the other sinful, self-indulgent folk. What is it that makes you special?'
"I'm from the Shadowfell, for one. I married a faerie dragon, for another."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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The bartender's eyes narrow for a moment. He goes into the back to help with the food after tossing the man the key to his room.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*my character’s backstory: their mother died then their father died then their entire village died and it was such a great tragedy that they decided to leave and become a bard
their alignment: chaotic stupid
their mannerisms: tries to charge everything headfirst and ends up seriously injured and always tries to flirt with the villains, making the dm angry and ultimately getting themselves smited.*
*tryna make a bard cliche*
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
*A confident bard cliche! No one’s done that yet, awesome idea*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
From the far distance, you hear the mellow sounds of some instrument, though you cant quite tell what kind. The door suddenly bursts in and a half-elf bard walks in, playing Careless Whisper on the sax and proceeds to try and seduce everyone in the tavern. He speaks in a very charming voice, with just a hint of a spanish accent. He winks and the whole world seems to slow down as he continues to play the saxophone dramatically and very seductively in front of everyone.
*seductive bard cliché*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Gee, all the cliches are bards
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Yeah, that’s 4 bards now, Tavern of musicians
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A tall, handsome warrior clad in plate armour and wielding rapiers walks through the door. As he hears the bells jingling, he slices them in half without looking. “Oh, sorry, I thought someone was attacking me, I’ll fix that. It is merely my instinct to lash out at all surprise attacks,” he says in a deep, gravelly voice. He sits down at the bar and orders an ale.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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*you have spoken too soon
or possibly at just the right time, given that i wrote my intro right after you said that XD*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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A bulky man in shining armour walks into the tavern. He has a rather impressive blond moustache, and is carrying a mace. On his armour is a holy symbol of a religious group who hold temperance and non-violence as key values.
'Got any mead?'
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Love this deconstructed cliche!
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
*yeah, it'll be interesting to see how he works out!*
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The monochrome man is listening to the overlapping music from all of the bards. He seems to be enjoying himself.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oh, good morning, sir, do you know if this place does Extra Strong Hellfire Mead?'
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"Ah, no, actually. I'm new here."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Same, my good fellow. My name is Francis Silvermace, holy cleric.'
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"Well met, Mr. Silvermace. I am Erebus Lilith Tenebre, a noble from a distant land."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oh, I do get along with noblemen quite well. I think it comes from my distinguished family roots'.
He tries to pickpocket Erebus. It's what any 'heroic adventurer' would do...
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Erebus is seemingly not carrying anything beyond his clothing. Even the bag or platinum seems to have disappeared. He clearly notices the attempt, but says nothing.
"I am no ordinary nobleman, but I guess every nobleman believes that, don't they?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Quite right. I always knew that my calling was to holiness and righteousness, to be far holier and righteouser than the other sinful, self-indulgent folk. What is it that makes you special?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"I'm from the Shadowfell, for one. I married a faerie dragon, for another."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.