Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away
Erebus flaps his wings, sending a gust of air to buffet the cleric. He takes 15 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone *he literally cannot make the save.*
Erebus then walks over an places a claw over Francis, pinning him down. "How do you little people stand this hot sun all the time? No matter. Answer the questions, please."
'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'
"How about this... If you obey the tenets of your religion and atone for your sins, I will let you go free. If you play the fool one more time, I will squish you like a bug."
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
Erebus removes his claw. "Good. Now, that said... all your magic items. Now."
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
"Yes. All of them."
The dragon begins eating them (hoard gullet spell).
'Are you just going to eat them? Do you not know that gluttony is a- oh well, never mind. I can't say it's something I'm innocent of, and I'm too ****ing scared of you to question you too much'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Erebus changes back to a monochrome noble, seemingly not the least bit affected by the magic items he ate. He pats Francis on the back. "I'm proud of you."
The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth.
Dex save please.
25
*yeaa, you barely succeed*
A huge fissure opens up, and with a roar of air, almost like a voice, a humongous human hand reaches out, grasping at you. Take half of 53 bludgeoning damage, and you're barely able to leap out of the way.
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Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Erebus flaps his wings, sending a gust of air to buffet the cleric. He takes 15 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone *he literally cannot make the save.*
Erebus then walks over an places a claw over Francis, pinning him down. "How do you little people stand this hot sun all the time? No matter. Answer the questions, please."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"How about this... If you obey the tenets of your religion and atone for your sins, I will let you go free. If you play the fool one more time, I will squish you like a bug."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Erebus removes his claw. "Good. Now, that said... all your magic items. Now."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'All of them?'
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Yes. All of them."
The dragon begins eating them (hoard gullet spell).
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Are you just going to eat them? Do you not know that gluttony is a- oh well, never mind. I can't say it's something I'm innocent of, and I'm too ****ing scared of you to question you too much'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Erebus changes back to a monochrome noble, seemingly not the least bit affected by the magic items he ate. He pats Francis on the back. "I'm proud of you."
*:D*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Isn't pride supposed to be- oh well. Thanks, I guess. For your great and unending mercy. Are you sure you don't want me to worship you?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Pretty sure."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Well, that's good, because I would never dream of worshipping anything other than the Lady of Peace. What do I do now?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Go to church and seek guidance, I guess."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Thank you. Perhaps this will be good for me. Like broccoli'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*heh. Too much non-clicheness*
The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth.
Dex save please.
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25
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*yeaa, you barely succeed*
A huge fissure opens up, and with a roar of air, almost like a voice, a humongous human hand reaches out, grasping at you. Take half of 53 bludgeoning damage, and you're barely able to leap out of the way.
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*Oh. I was hoping for something interesting RP-wise.*
Erebus, more shocked than harmed by this development, leaves immediately.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*If you understood all the details of what happened, it would be a great deal more interesting*
Leaves, just like, into the sky and away?
The hand clenches into a fist, pounding the ground in anger, then retreats back, the crack closing up.
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