"I think this rat might be smarter than me."

'Ya think?' Flint jokes. Both Flint and Tyrion look a bit gross from being flushed through the pipes. Flint has what looks suspiciously like toilet paper in his hair

I cast prestidigitation in Flint cleaning him up,

'Thanks mate! I wasn't that dirty was I?'

"Well... You're nice and clean now."

'Yeah!'

Hi is showing off his skills to a couple of other rats

(Did you notice my title, I like the way it implies I'm either the only bard with horns, or just the best one. I got it from a nat 1 roll.)

"Look at the little guy go."

'I know right! He's a proper little surfer dude! Careful though, as his ego might explode if we keep on marvelling at his greatness!'

*on a phone rn, can't see sigs*

(Oh, it says "That Bard with Horns")

"That's true."

*lol*

'I mean, he basically thinks he's a god at this point.'

A large golden shape can be seen in the waters, tumbling downstream on the current 

Tyrion immediately turns to look at it.

*What is it*

*unclear as the water is so murky, it looks like a creature of sorts*

Eventually, the tunnel they are in dumps them out into a nasty underground pool

Tyrion tries to catch the shiny thing whilst falling into this pool

The shiny thing turns out to be an enormous goldfish, somehow still alive. 'Aargh, a demon!' It screams

"I'M NOT A DEMON!!! i didn't know a goldfish could be racist."

'You are red, and have horns, and are here in Hell, what are you? And now you scream at me. Oh, cruel fate for tormenting me so'

"I'm sorry, I'm in hell? Also, demons look way different from tieflings they're bigger and have wings. Quite different, see"

'Yes, this is Hell, is it not? I was swimming in my tank one day, when the Great Hand plucked me out and cast me into the Swirling Waters, sending me to Hell. What are these creatures if not our tormentors, what is this pallid wraith-man if not a ghoul, what is this sludge if not the rotting souls of the damned?'

The fish looks quite distressed and emotional 

"Welcome to the sewers."

'What's a sewer? Is it a special kind of punishment for the wicked? Oh, cruel fate!'