*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
The red-haired boy with the patchwork cloak and the crown of forks and spoons says, "I saw a mousy-looking something around here. I don't know where the thing went off to."
Ah. Haril called me here for, I don't know, patron stuff
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
“Wow that’s handy, but do you know where he is?”
“Oh yes. He doesn’t really like to travel so he should be nearby.” He looks around the tavern and waves over what you assume to be the royal cartographer. He is a tall, skinny old man with brown scholarly robes and a floppy, feathered hat on his head. The man’s beard goes down to his waist and in his hands he carries a few charts and maps that he seems to be reviewing. Three chimpanzees stand around his feet. Their arms are full of books, maps, charts, and cartographers tools. The man and the chimps bow to the boy and then look at you.
”Hello. How can I help you?” says the royal cartographer.
The boy with the key chain mail shirt, crown of silverware, and patchwork cloak is slumped over in his chair. A goblin with a Viking helmet is reciting a string of numbers to him. The rooster is pecking about under the table.
"Haril? Is that your patron?" the boy shifts in his seat causing his chain mail shirt crafted from keys to clink and jingle. "Why do you serve him?"
Yes. I serve him because he saved my life. It's a long story.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
No. It's a long story, but I can tell it if you want.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
*hi*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
The red-haired boy with the patchwork cloak and the crown of forks and spoons says, "I saw a mousy-looking something around here. I don't know where the thing went off to."
Ah. Haril called me here for, I don't know, patron stuff
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Haril? Is that your patron?" the boy shifts in his seat causing his chain mail shirt crafted from keys to clink and jingle. "Why do you serve him?"
Verik hangs around the first floor after getting the tour. "I think I like this place." He remarks, leaning out a window.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“Wow that’s handy, but do you know where he is?”
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
“It really is a cool tavern,” Jared agrees.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
“Oh yes. He doesn’t really like to travel so he should be nearby.” He looks around the tavern and waves over what you assume to be the royal cartographer.
He is a tall, skinny old man with brown scholarly robes and a floppy, feathered hat on his head. The man’s beard goes down to his waist and in his hands he carries a few charts and maps that he seems to be reviewing. Three chimpanzees stand around his feet. Their arms are full of books, maps, charts, and cartographers tools. The man and the chimps bow to the boy and then look at you.
”Hello. How can I help you?” says the royal cartographer.
The boy with the key chain mail shirt, crown of silverware, and patchwork cloak is slumped over in his chair. A goblin with a Viking helmet is reciting a string of numbers to him. The rooster is pecking about under the table.
Yes. I serve him because he saved my life. It's a long story.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Ah, a life debt." the boy nods sagely, "Fascinating."
No. It's a long story, but I can tell it if you want.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"The King of Cutlery is always willing to listen to the life story of one of his citizens." He leans forward. "Do tell."
*hello*