*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
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*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
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*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
The red-haired boy with the patchwork cloak and the crown of forks and spoons says, "I saw a mousy-looking something around here. I don't know where the thing went off to."
Ah. Haril called me here for, I don't know, patron stuff
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
“Wow that’s handy, but do you know where he is?”
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*Apparently the firbolg will just stand there for the rest of existence.*
A red haired kid with a crown made of forks and spoons waves at him from a table wear he is eating an apple.
“Hello, I just got here. The names Boffet, who are you?”
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
“Wow that’s handy, but do you know where he is?”
“Oh yes. He doesn’t really like to travel so he should be nearby.” He looks around the tavern and waves over what you assume to be the royal cartographer. He is a tall, skinny old man with brown scholarly robes and a floppy, feathered hat on his head. The man’s beard goes down to his waist and in his hands he carries a few charts and maps that he seems to be reviewing. Three chimpanzees stand around his feet. Their arms are full of books, maps, charts, and cartographers tools. The man and the chimps bow to the boy and then look at you.
”Hello. How can I help you?” says the royal cartographer.
The boy with the key chain mail shirt, crown of silverware, and patchwork cloak is slumped over in his chair. A goblin with a Viking helmet is reciting a string of numbers to him. The rooster is pecking about under the table.
"Haril? Is that your patron?" the boy shifts in his seat causing his chain mail shirt crafted from keys to clink and jingle. "Why do you serve him?"
Yes. I serve him because he saved my life. It's a long story.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
No. It's a long story, but I can tell it if you want.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
“Hello Boffet, I am the King of Cutlery and Everything in All the World. But you can just call me Dmitri.”
“Where in the Feywilds is this about?”
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
"I would say that it is right around here." says the King of Cutlery with a smile. A rooster walks out from under the table and Dmitri scoops it up and begins stroking its colorful feathers.
*I might not be able to respond for the next 20 minutes or so but I will be back.*
“Oh I see now.” He looks around confused. “But where is here?”
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
If you want anything dm me on discord at _sproingus
*hi*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
He shrugs. "Your guess is as good as mine. I just rule the world. I don't keep track of where all its parts are. That is the job for the royal cartographer."
"Ba-caw!" says the rooster.
King Dmitri's eyes light up. "You know, I could call up the royal cartographer if you like. I am sure he knows exactly where we are."
*a young woman with sandy-blond hair in light green warlock's robes walks in*
Any of you seen a mousy-looking archfey around here?
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The red-haired boy with the patchwork cloak and the crown of forks and spoons says, "I saw a mousy-looking something around here. I don't know where the thing went off to."
Ah. Haril called me here for, I don't know, patron stuff
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Haril? Is that your patron?" the boy shifts in his seat causing his chain mail shirt crafted from keys to clink and jingle. "Why do you serve him?"
Verik hangs around the first floor after getting the tour. "I think I like this place." He remarks, leaning out a window.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“Wow that’s handy, but do you know where he is?”
Give a man a mask and he will show his true face
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“It really is a cool tavern,” Jared agrees.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
“Oh yes. He doesn’t really like to travel so he should be nearby.” He looks around the tavern and waves over what you assume to be the royal cartographer.
He is a tall, skinny old man with brown scholarly robes and a floppy, feathered hat on his head. The man’s beard goes down to his waist and in his hands he carries a few charts and maps that he seems to be reviewing. Three chimpanzees stand around his feet. Their arms are full of books, maps, charts, and cartographers tools. The man and the chimps bow to the boy and then look at you.
”Hello. How can I help you?” says the royal cartographer.
The boy with the key chain mail shirt, crown of silverware, and patchwork cloak is slumped over in his chair. A goblin with a Viking helmet is reciting a string of numbers to him. The rooster is pecking about under the table.
Yes. I serve him because he saved my life. It's a long story.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Ah, a life debt." the boy nods sagely, "Fascinating."
No. It's a long story, but I can tell it if you want.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"The King of Cutlery is always willing to listen to the life story of one of his citizens." He leans forward. "Do tell."
*hello*