Zoffnir cackles as he pulls something out from under the bar. "Spite Tonic," he reads before slamming it down where everyone can see it.
"Made by the Inquisitors, this stuff is designed to clear Affliction right outta yer head, but it has some other, more pleasant effects. You can feel the fizzin' in yer skull an' teeth, buzzin', screamin', wonderful memories bubbling up, even ones ya don't remember. Made with real Fever Pitch, shipped up from Purgatory, so it's the most refreshin' drink ya can get... 'legally'. Workin' with all those drugs really taught em' somethin', eh?"
"...On second thought, that's not for my servant. But I'll still take a bottle if that's good?"
"Only got two. It'd cost ya' a pretty tooth. Plus, the Church might not like seein' one-a their members walkin' 'round with some Dredgian patent medicine."
'Don't see the hype, to be honest. Give me spiced beer any day'
"Well, it is designed to be more medicine than booze, so it's not gonna appeal to everyone." He draws the beer from the machine behind him. "Speaking of which, here's your spiced beer."
A man in a simple suit and and dancing shoes walks in. He's got a devilish looking grin on his lips, a short little top hat, and a lot of hair. *Will do a better intro at some point, but I just wanna rp lmao*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
He does a soft tut tut tut. "You shouldn't ask people what they are thinking like that, could come off as rude." He half whispers, leaning over and then glancing at other people around.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man from yesterday is back, looking much healthier than his last appearance. He approaches the two people drinking their beer. “New arrivals? Oh, that’s very interesting.”
A man in a simple suit and and dancing shoes walks in. He's got a devilish looking grin on his lips, a short little top hat, and a lot of hair. *Will do a better intro at some point, but I just wanna rp lmao*
The bartender/innkeeper does a movement between skipping, lurching, and tiptoeing over to the newcomer. "How are you this fine morning, esteemed and respected individual?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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'It seems unfair for me to make you pay, if it is my choice'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Then it's settled; You'll pay for your drink, and I'll pay for mine." He huffs slightly.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Zoffnir cackles as he pulls something out from under the bar. "Spite Tonic," he reads before slamming it down where everyone can see it.
"Made by the Inquisitors, this stuff is designed to clear Affliction right outta yer head, but it has some other, more pleasant effects. You can feel the fizzin' in yer skull an' teeth, buzzin', screamin', wonderful memories bubbling up, even ones ya don't remember. Made with real Fever Pitch, shipped up from Purgatory, so it's the most refreshin' drink ya can get... 'legally'. Workin' with all those drugs really taught em' somethin', eh?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yeah, it really did'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Zoffnir pours two shot glasses of Spite Tonic. "Tell me what ya' think."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"...On second thought, that's not for my servant. But I'll still take a bottle if that's good?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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He downs it in one and feels sick. 'That stuff is strong'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Only got two. It'd cost ya' a pretty tooth. Plus, the Church might not like seein' one-a their members walkin' 'round with some Dredgian patent medicine."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Frickin' right. Tastes awful too. I can spice it, but it diminishes the effects."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Don't see the hype, to be honest. Give me spiced beer any day'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Well, it is designed to be more medicine than booze, so it's not gonna appeal to everyone." He draws the beer from the machine behind him. "Speaking of which, here's your spiced beer."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Thank you
He takes the beer and drinks it
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Intro time!*
A man in a simple suit and and dancing shoes walks in. He's got a devilish looking grin on his lips, a short little top hat, and a lot of hair. *Will do a better intro at some point, but I just wanna rp lmao*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Ooo, what's this then."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'It's a tavern, what you think?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He does a soft tut tut tut. "You shouldn't ask people what they are thinking like that, could come off as rude." He half whispers, leaning over and then glancing at other people around.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'You looking for someone?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Stop asking questions." He whispers again, still, concentrating on taking in everyone nearby.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man from yesterday is back, looking much healthier than his last appearance. He approaches the two people drinking their beer. “New arrivals? Oh, that’s very interesting.”
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The bartender/innkeeper does a movement between skipping, lurching, and tiptoeing over to the newcomer. "How are you this fine morning, esteemed and respected individual?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels