very good very good. I'll contact the scots, they'll fight for anything if it involves the end of the english, which the end of the world does indeed include.
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Ohoho, that is a grand idea! I’ll talk to South America, Africa, North America, Asia and Australia. I’m pretty sure we all hate the British.
How did you forget the entirety of Europe. Everyone hates us, Europe especially
Wellll . . . I thought France liked you. Does France like you? I’m pretty sure Eastern Europe hates you. Germany kinda hates you. Italy hates you. Spain . . . eh, Spain’s just kinda there. Northern Europe avoids you. Andorra and Lichtenstein hates you, but no one notices. And, of course, Ireland hates you with a passion.
Ohoho, that is a grand idea! I’ll talk to South America, Africa, North America, Asia and Australia. I’m pretty sure we all hate the British.
How did you forget the entirety of Europe. Everyone hates us, Europe especially
Wellll . . . I thought France liked you. Does France like you? I’m pretty sure Eastern Europe hates you. Germany kinda hates you. Italy hates you. Spain . . . eh, Spain’s just kinda there. Northern Europe avoids you. Andorra and Lichtenstein hates you, but no one notices. And, of course, Ireland hates you with a passion.
The french hate us more than anyone besides the Scots and Irish, and rightly so, cause hate them right back. All of Europe hates us, some more than others, only Denmark and Portugal are nice
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We could plot the end of the world?
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Huzzar! A most glorious of ideas!
So
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HUZZAR!
Well, let’s start with our army. How are we supposed to get a doomsday army?
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Huzzar!
I have a few ddb contacts who are incredible at evil homebrew stuff that we could use, namly Drake Baalz and Arch
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Excellent. There are plenty of people that will resist our rule, though. I propose we talk to Vecna, give him a little list.
In exchange, I’ll offer him the Caribbean. We don’t need it anyway.
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that is an incredible idea my good fellow. I believe recruiting all the sweet evil gods would be
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Great idea. I’ll talk to Tyr too. That guy seems like he’d enjoy a little fight, lawful good nonwithstanding.
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very good very good. I'll contact the scots, they'll fight for anything if it involves the end of the english, which the end of the world does indeed include.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Ohoho, that is a grand idea! I’ll talk to South America, Africa, North America, Asia and Australia. I’m pretty sure we all hate the British.
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I’ll also be speaking to Asmodeus. He has a thing for France.
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How did you forget the entirety of Europe. Everyone hates us, Europe especially
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Wellll . . . I thought France liked you. Does France like you? I’m pretty sure Eastern Europe hates you. Germany kinda hates you. Italy hates you. Spain . . . eh, Spain’s just kinda there. Northern Europe avoids you. Andorra and Lichtenstein hates you, but no one notices. And, of course, Ireland hates you with a passion.
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The french hate us more than anyone besides the Scots and Irish, and rightly so, cause hate them right back. All of Europe hates us, some more than others, only Denmark and Portugal are nice
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Very well. Let’s start with the U.S and all of Western Europe. Take the colonizers out first, y’know?
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Excuse me?
*Insert the epic entrance of a anti-matter bomb*
Say that again I didn't quite hear that over the sound of jets and tanks and gunfire.
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good idea
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Hey! We’re still in the planning phase! Call a cease-fire!
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Don't bomb the U.S. and I'll call a Cease Fire.
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Who said anything about bombing? We have meteor swarm for a reason!
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Say that again. DO IT LITTLE MAN.
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