The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Sarahphym continues to watch over their domain, sensing the defeat of a powerful Will. They don't know who it was that fell- they simply can tell that a being of great power has met its end. So, Sarahphym returns to the underworld's entrance, descending like a vulture towards fresh carrion.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
He grunts. "stupid crown, do something will you?" He slashes back. 10,000 points 1140 *Giving up is completely and utterly against Kag's nature. He'll fight but he'll give up if he's about to die.*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
He grunts. "stupid crown, do something will you?" He slashes back. 10,000 points 1140 *Giving up is completely and utterly against Kag's nature. He'll fight but he'll give up if he's about to die.*
“You can’t win this, fool! I know you don’t have the energy!” He slashes again 1133
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
He grunts. "stupid crown, do something will you?" He slashes back. 10,000 points 1140 *Giving up is completely and utterly against Kag's nature. He'll fight but he'll give up if he's about to die.*
“You can’t win this, fool! I know you don’t have the energy!” He slashes again 1125
"Maybe I can't, I don't care! At least you'll be weaker for the next time!" He teleports away again, right back to where he started, next to cogintius.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
"Maybe I can't, I don't care! At least you'll be weaker for the next time!" He teleports away again, right back to where he started, next to cogintius.
”Oh hello again” Xezithic says upon seeing Kag reappear.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Sarahphym (assuming Balatro's wall of fire has dispersed) descends into the Underworld proper (if not, then they spend 3,000 power points to extinguish the flames).
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The crown is basically telepathically screaming for someone to claim it, which is very painful for all mortals within about 100 miles of them, and can be heard as a light buzz for everyone else in existence, wills hearing it perfectly.
Kag approaches the crown and picks it up. He looks over this odd, thorny headpiece.
Foréir unsalamanders “Don’t even think about. That thing is mine.”
*If he had the crown why is it asking for someone to claim it?*
*We retconed that because you complained, remember?*
*Oh yeah*
"Is it indeed? I don't see your name on it." Kagorax replies. (Honestly I hope we can do this without an actual fight because Kag would almost certainly lose*
“Not yet. Now hand it over if you want to keep that idiotic head of yours on those shoulders.” *Not unless Kag surrenders, which is unlikely*
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
He grunts. "stupid crown, do something will you?" He slashes back. 10,000 points 1140 *Giving up is completely and utterly against Kag's nature. He'll fight but he'll give up if he's about to die.*
“You can’t win this, fool! I know you don’t have the energy!” He slashes again 1125
"Maybe I can't, I don't care! At least you'll be weaker for the next time!" He teleports away again, right back to where he started, next to cogintius.
“Doesn’t matter if you’re dead!” He teleports after him “Oh hey Cog. Been a while hasn’t it, how’s the city? Haven’t been there in a while.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
"I don't believe I will. Here it was, sitting on the ground with a little salamander next to it, no claim whatsoever, screaming for someone to pick it up. So I do. I have as much, if more, claim to it than you have." He obstinately put the crown on his helmeted head.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
He draws his blade and places it on Kag neck “Give it to me, or I’ll kill you right here. I’m done repeating myself.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*Speaking of, and because it is just too perfect of a time to ask….
Arch can my next will start at level 3? 😆*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Sarahphym continues to watch over their domain, sensing the defeat of a powerful Will. They don't know who it was that fell- they simply can tell that a being of great power has met its end. So, Sarahphym returns to the underworld's entrance, descending like a vulture towards fresh carrion.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He laughs, a hollow, metallic sound. "You'll have to catch me first." His divine aura disappears and he teleports away.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
He smirks “Idiot.” He teleports after him, instead following the crowns divine aura “ You thought you could get rid of me that easily? Foolish.” *Just give him the crown Ejo. Nobody has to get hurt >:)*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
He continues to teleport away. He makes rather rudes noises and very annoying signs as he goes. *Nope*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
Xezithic blinks a bit after watching the two wills teleport away.
”Well….that was unexpected…..” the Will says. These last couple of days have been quite strange for it. “I wonder how that will end….”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*Well then. You’ve forced my hand. Just know that when he dies, it was your own fault* Foréir, now very slightly annoyed slashes at Kag from behind the moment he appears. 10,000 power points 1157
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*Kag might lose any Overwill status before he even gains it. 😆*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
He grunts. "stupid crown, do something will you?" He slashes back. 10,000 points 1140 *Giving up is completely and utterly against Kag's nature. He'll fight but he'll give up if he's about to die.*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*He ain't gonna die. He's not going to give up on the crown tho*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*Unless Kag finds an ally and quick, he won’t outlast Foréir. He as more power points, I’m pretty sure anyways*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“You can’t win this, fool! I know you don’t have the energy!” He slashes again 1133
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
"Maybe I can't, I don't care! At least you'll be weaker for the next time!" He teleports away again, right back to where he started, next to cogintius.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
”Oh hello again” Xezithic says upon seeing Kag reappear.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Sarahphym (assuming Balatro's wall of fire has dispersed) descends into the Underworld proper (if not, then they spend 3,000 power points to extinguish the flames).
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“Doesn’t matter if you’re dead!” He teleports after him “Oh hey Cog. Been a while hasn’t it, how’s the city? Haven’t been there in a while.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*Waitin' for gibs, waitin' for gibs*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*Why did you even have to do that. You’re just unnecessarily dragging it out.*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose