They snarl something under their breath, already seeming irritated. "I've told you several times, do not call me that."
He flips over in the air, like he's laying down on something, kicking his legs up "And you know how many times I've listened to that order sweets."
They sigh, already exhausted by his antics. "...Why are you here?"
He grins and looks at her, still upside down "I came to see my friend Balatro."
"I came to see Balatro as well, though I wouldn't quite call them a 'friend'. Say, have you heard of or seen a Will calling themselves 'God Butcher'?"
"Of course I would know the god Butcher, who do you think killed me?" He says cackling madly "I'm trapped in his domain right now!"
"I see... so it would seem the three of us share a common enemy. They destroyed what would have become a city of my design, and cursed its foundation to prevent any future work there. All because some mortals were in the way."
"Oh not a common enemy, honestly he hasn't bothered me that much. You already wanted me to die and he killed me. After that I have been working in my lab." He suddenly remembers something "Oh if you can get me the corpse of a Will I can make you another true artifact."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
They snarl something under their breath, already seeming irritated. "I've told you several times, do not call me that."
He flips over in the air, like he's laying down on something, kicking his legs up "And you know how many times I've listened to that order sweets."
They sigh, already exhausted by his antics. "...Why are you here?"
He grins and looks at her, still upside down "I came to see my friend Balatro."
"I came to see Balatro as well, though I wouldn't quite call them a 'friend'. Say, have you heard of or seen a Will calling themselves 'God Butcher'?"
"Of course I would know the god Butcher, who do you think killed me?" He says cackling madly "I'm trapped in his domain right now!"
"I see... so it would seem the three of us share a common enemy. They destroyed what would have become a city of my design, and cursed its foundation to prevent any future work there. All because some mortals were in the way."
"Oh not a common enemy, honestly he hasn't bothered me that much. You already wanted me to die and he killed me. After that I have been working in my lab." He suddenly remembers something "Oh if you can get me the corpse of a Will I can make you another true artifact."
"Hmm... well, the acquiring of the corpse would be no trouble- I can actually think of several I could kill to get it- but how would I get it to you?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
They snarl something under their breath, already seeming irritated. "I've told you several times, do not call me that."
He flips over in the air, like he's laying down on something, kicking his legs up "And you know how many times I've listened to that order sweets."
They sigh, already exhausted by his antics. "...Why are you here?"
He grins and looks at her, still upside down "I came to see my friend Balatro."
"I came to see Balatro as well, though I wouldn't quite call them a 'friend'. Say, have you heard of or seen a Will calling themselves 'God Butcher'?"
"Of course I would know the god Butcher, who do you think killed me?" He says cackling madly "I'm trapped in his domain right now!"
"I see... so it would seem the three of us share a common enemy. They destroyed what would have become a city of my design, and cursed its foundation to prevent any future work there. All because some mortals were in the way."
"Oh not a common enemy, honestly he hasn't bothered me that much. You already wanted me to die and he killed me. After that I have been working in my lab." He suddenly remembers something "Oh if you can get me the corpse of a Will I can make you another true artifact."
"Hmm... well, the acquiring of the corpse would be no trouble- I can actually think of several I could kill to get it- but how would I get it to you?"
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
*I can. In fact, you can too. Name any four characters you've made. Three will be insane.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
*I can. In fact, you can too. Name any four characters you've made. Three will be insane.*
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
*I can. In fact, you can too. Name any four characters you've made. Three will be insane.*
*i kinda wish you said crazy*
*Rubber room full of rats, rats make me crazy.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
*I can. In fact, you can too. Name any four characters you've made. Three will be insane.*
*..... Did you have to do me like that though? That felt unnecessary. Wait! The Nameless King, Slayer... oh. That's it.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Oh not a common enemy, honestly he hasn't bothered me that much. You already wanted me to die and he killed me. After that I have been working in my lab." He suddenly remembers something "Oh if you can get me the corpse of a Will I can make you another true artifact."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hmm... well, the acquiring of the corpse would be no trouble- I can actually think of several I could kill to get it- but how would I get it to you?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Just call out my name and I'll make a portal. Oh and whenever you want to visit do the same." He flips back over, standing on the ground again "I've actually got a performance I'd like to show you and Cog."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Note that only Szerucharz and fully powered Wills can physically leave his domain. Mortals and dead gods can enter, but unless he brings them out they're kinda stuck. Happy lacks any divine power anymore, since he's just a puppet controlled by a body pinned to a board. If he did have divine power again somehow, Szerucharz would know.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Just want to establish that the form talking to them in just a projection, not actual Happy, just a way for him to talk to people in the living world without having to send notes and such things.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I get that, but the portal thing was what I was worried about. I didn't want Happy just bringing back dead Wills or something.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*He probably wouldn't do that, just good to know that he can't though. Although that does give me a few ideas.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Every time I'm reminded that you can have ideas, I get a chill down my spine.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Why? I've only done a few insane things. Not that many. I bet you can't even name three.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I can. In fact, you can too. Name any four characters you've made. Three will be insane.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*i kinda wish you said crazy*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Rubber room full of rats, rats make me crazy.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*..... Did you have to do me like that though? That felt unnecessary. Wait! The Nameless King, Slayer... oh. That's it.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*i am Sabo now.*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*You beat me. Congrats!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Ah, the worst of the three brothers. Not hating on Sabo, he's peak, but the other brothers are more peak.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Yeah, but when it comes to sane characters, those are the only two, and even they are debatable.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Shhh... you won. I will not have you tarnishing your hard-fought victory.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Okay. I won't talk about how debatable their sanity is. Now wanna rp or something somewhere?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*he’s blonde so he’s the one I’m being for Halloween. (I’m a nat blonde w/ nat curls :P)*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger