Far away from the rest of civilization, a small village at the base of a mountain burns. Why it is burning is unclear but a figure stands further up the mountain, seemingly enthralled by the flames
A Happy Chaos clone walks over, stubbing his toe on one of the mountain rocks and hopping over, holding the toe, pretending like it hurts.
The figure appears to be a warforged
He taps the warforged shoulder.
It doesn’t notice. The screams of burning villagers get louder
The clone decides to put his revolver to the warforged chest to get their attention.
Still nothing
He creates another clone that extinguishes the flames in the village.
The fire actively avoids the clone, splitting into multiple smaller fires
he simply erases the fuel for the flames. Leaving nothing for them to feed on and taking the people out of the village.
It forms a vaguely humanoid shape. You can now see it is a fire elemental. “The master shall not be pleased with this.” It quickly moves away
The clone goes back to the where the war forged was on the mountain.
In that time it has left. Though its footprints remain. Its weight and force causing small dents in the mountain surface
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Oh. Why don’t you live here?”
“Because I’d rather have a home for myself and be able to not have to follow the rules of the city.”
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Oh. Why don’t you live here?”
“Because I’d rather have a home for myself and be able to not have to follow the rules of the city.”
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Oh. Why don’t you live here?”
“Because I’d rather have a home for myself and be able to not have to follow the rules of the city.”
“What are the rules of the city?”
“I don’t know. I’m just not allowed to yodel inside.”
“Of course. What do you plan on doing today then?”
“I guess… uh, well, I don’t know? What’s the best part of the city?”
“The food district. Though that is just my opinion. There is also the shopping district.”
“Alright… guess I’ll go to the food district?”
“Then let’s go.” He begins walking in front of him, a clone behind him as well to make sure he doesn’t try anything.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
“Oh. Why don’t you live here?”
“Because I’d rather have a home for myself and be able to not have to follow the rules of the city.”
“What are the rules of the city?”
“I don’t know. I’m just not allowed to yodel inside.”
“… was that a rule before or after you tried that?”
In that time it has left. Though its footprints remain. Its weight and force causing small dents in the mountain surface
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*Cut for Himy*
The clone follows the footprints, making more clones to search in every direction.
It didn’t get very far. It appears to be moving towards a volcano
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
The clone steps in front of them trying to at least speak with them.
“So, how long have you been here? Like lived in the city?”
“I don’t live in the city.” He points to a spiraling tower that reaches into the sky outside of the city gates “I live there. Though I have been here for about 2 weeks.”
It walks right into him
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It goes right through him “Hey! Stop! Or I’ll keep messing with your plans!”
“My plans? I have no plans. The master simply commanded me to observe the elemental.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
He runs up “Who is your master?”
“Oh. Why don’t you live here?”
“Because I’d rather have a home for myself and be able to not have to follow the rules of the city.”
“The one within the volcano.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
“Why do they want you watching a fire elemental?”
“What are the rules of the city?”
“I don’t know. I’m just not allowed to yodel inside.”
“He created it and wished to know what it would do while he worked.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
“Well I can of stopped that from happening.” He teleports to the top of the volcano and jumps inside.
“… was that a rule before or after you tried that?”
"After. Can you blame me for trying?"
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