The Universe Smörgåsbord

*Wow those rolls are horrible*

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 He succeeds *wait why did I say at the start I meant at the end. Welp too late now*

 *sorry for all the misunderstandings 😵‍💫*

Attack: 13 Damage: 47 + 19 radiant +20 necrotic
Attack: 15 Damage: 45 + 18 radiant +12 necrotic

 Both miss

Attack: 30 Damage: 22 + 46 

he commands burning vines to restrain you. Make a STR save

*anyways is fine. We both (probably) have ADHD. I’m surprised I don’t do this more often honestly lol*

*I'm way too invested with this outcome 🍿*

Quote from RoughCoronet0 >>

*I'm way too invested with this outcome 🍿*

 *Foréir is probably going to win. He has over 550 health, a restraining ability and a good damage output. But you never know.*

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*I'm way too invested with this outcome 🍿*

 *Foréir is probably going to win. He has over 550 health, a restraining ability and a good damage output. But you never know.*

 *And if not you can always teleport away, unless that is beneath him*

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 He succeeds *wait why did I say at the start I meant at the end. Welp too late now*

 *sorry for all the misunderstandings 😵‍💫*

Attack: 13 Damage: 47 + 19 radiant +20 necrotic
Attack: 15 Damage: 45 + 18 radiant +12 necrotic

 Both miss

 

Attack: 29 Damage: 25 + 53 

he commands burning vines to restrain you. Make a STR save

 That misses as well. STR: 17

Quote from RoughCoronet0 >>

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Quote from RoughCoronet0 >>

*I'm way too invested with this outcome 🍿*

 *Foréir is probably going to win. He has over 550 health, a restraining ability and a good damage output. But you never know.*

 *And if not you can always teleport away, unless that is beneath him*

 *They’re not fighting to the death. Tosu would actually die 😔*

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *yeah. Foréir is stooping down to a semi mortal level. Kinda like a demigod*

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

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 He succeeds *wait why did I say at the start I meant at the end. Welp too late now*

 *sorry for all the misunderstandings 😵‍💫*

Attack: 13 Damage: 47 + 19 radiant +20 necrotic
Attack: 15 Damage: 45 + 18 radiant +12 necrotic

 Both miss

 

Attack: 29 Damage: 25 + 53 

he commands burning vines to restrain you. Make a STR save

 That misses as well. STR: 17

 Another fail 

Quote from himynamesare >>

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Quote from himynamesare >>

 He succeeds *wait why did I say at the start I meant at the end. Welp too late now*

 *sorry for all the misunderstandings 😵‍💫*

Attack: 13 Damage: 47 + 19 radiant +20 necrotic
Attack: 15 Damage: 45 + 18 radiant +12 necrotic

 Both miss

 

Attack: 29 Damage: 25 + 53 

he commands burning vines to restrain you. Make a STR save

 Tosu attacks

Attack: 35 Damage: 36 + 12 + 11

Attack: 17 Damage: 38 + 14 + 12

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *I don’t think gods can just autokill people though? Otherwise they would just go do that and have pretty much no consequences. Adventurers can canonically kill gods without needing a god killing weapon. I mean it’s a lot more likely that a god will kill a person in a straight fight, but that doesn’t mean there’s no chance a person wins.*

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *I don’t think gods can just autokill people though? Otherwise they would just go do that and have pretty much no consequences. Adventurers can canonically kill gods without needing a god killing weapon. I mean it’s a lot more likely that a god will kill a person in a straight fight, but that doesn’t mean there’s no chance a person wins.*

 *these are gods with manipulation of reality as you know it. They can create something from nothing and remove things from existence as a whole*

*also tosu is restrained*

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *I don’t think gods can just autokill people though? Otherwise they would just go do that and have pretty much no consequences. Adventurers can canonically kill gods without needing a god killing weapon. I mean it’s a lot more likely that a god will kill a person in a straight fight, but that doesn’t mean there’s no chance a person wins.*

 *It all really depends on the fantasy and world building of said world. There is a lot of D&D lore that speaks of gods just being able to kill mortals if they want, but doing so can incur the wrath of other gods who can cause harm to other gods. Also you can't really kill gods in 5e, you only fight avatars or aspects and they simply return to their home dimensions when they are "killed"*

Quote from himynamesare >>

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *I don’t think gods can just autokill people though? Otherwise they would just go do that and have pretty much no consequences. Adventurers can canonically kill gods without needing a god killing weapon. I mean it’s a lot more likely that a god will kill a person in a straight fight, but that doesn’t mean there’s no chance a person wins.*

 *these are gods with manipulation of reality as you know it. They can create something from nothing and remove things from existence as a whole*

 *Yes but they can still die, and a combat statblock is more fun than magic handwave boom you’re dead womp womp*

Quote from himynamesare >>

*also tosu is restrained*

 *I gave him disadvantage on his rolls, he can still attack but can’t move.*

Quote from RoughCoronet0 >>

 *It all really depends on the fantasy and world building of said world. There is a lot of D&D lore that speaks of gods just being able to kill mortals if they want, but doing so can incur the wrath of other gods who can cause harm to other gods. Also you can't really kill gods in 5e, you only fight avatars or aspects and they simply return to their home dimensions when they are "killed"*

 *Yea exactly, so a god can really only manifest as an aspect to be able to walk around, so the aspect wouldn’t be able to one shot kill people. Being a god is beyond human comprehension and existing beyond the mortal world, so you can’t really fully interact with it. I’m just saying that if a person is picking a fight with a god they can tangibly see, it should probably get a statblock. Just cause its not the actual god there, and I mean it’ll be CR 30 anyway.*

Quote from cynophobia_ >>

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay so ruuules clarification here: Any non will going against a greater will without a true Artifact will lose, the will is simply beyond this level of fighting. However of course it’s fine to use stats to fight them because we’re assuming the will is giving them a chance to win. But if a Will wants to kill a non will, then that non will has basically no chance. True artifacts basically automatically default it to fighting with stats, will figure out rules for that later. At least, that’s what I’ve come up with here*

 *I don’t think gods can just autokill people though? Otherwise they would just go do that and have pretty much no consequences. Adventurers can canonically kill gods without needing a god killing weapon. I mean it’s a lot more likely that a god will kill a person in a straight fight, but that doesn’t mean there’s no chance a person wins.*

 *so these greater wills/gods in this thread, their powers were designed without the real possibility of mortals harming them in mind. We’ve made it so that the gods don’t really need stats to fight because most people don’t really want to take the time to design them, and as such we’ve sorta just made it that they’re above mortals when it comes to fighting and stuff. I’m trying to come up with a way to make it more interesting though, but that might take a while. Sorry!*