'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
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Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
"That is a good sentiment. He probably spreads disease, too. Nothing is scarier than a plague..."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
"Might be annoying, not worth death though,"
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
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"I don't care for your attitude about me."
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'It's a fact, is it not? You're the literal vermin lord around here, not me'
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*Here's the magic item I made: [equipment]Cauldron of Flesh[/equipment] *
*How do tooltip for item*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A bunch of locusts start to swarm around the man,
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
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Szerucharz can't help but grin at this. "Careful with your words, red-eyes."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I hate pests'
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"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
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"Exactly" the locusts fly away, "I may not have them fly away next time."
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"I know, that's why I had them do that, punishment should be personalized to the offender."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
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'You remind me of someone, you know that right?'
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"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
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"W£ C∆N H€LP W1TH TH∆T."
"FØ® ∆ P®1Ç£."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Probably somebody fantastic."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
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'You could say so. I have a complicated relationship with Punishment. Literally'
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"That is a good sentiment. He probably spreads disease, too. Nothing is scarier than a plague..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
*Already hate that intro but it’ll do*
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"Might be annoying, not worth death though,"
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)