a similar castle made of clouds floats over Baasal's palace. it's followed by thunder
Sensing an opportunity, Baasal creates a perch of wind and flies up to meet anyone who would happen to be inside.
he is greeted by a featureless humanoid. "ഡӘ╙ᑢစ㎥Ә ┯စ ┯ႬӘ ᘓშꕷţ╙Ә ⎢Π ┯ႬӘ ᔑꝅႾ ᔑ༏𝜞. ⎢ ഡ༏╙╙ ᏰӘ ѧƀ╙Ә ┯စ ᔑӘშţ Ⴤစʯ ᔑႬစ𝜞ţ╙Ⴞ"
*lemme know if you need a translator for the golems*
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
a similar castle made of clouds floats over Baasal's palace. it's followed by thunder
Sensing an opportunity, Baasal creates a perch of wind and flies up to meet anyone who would happen to be inside.
he is greeted by a featureless humanoid. "ഡӘ╙ᑢစ㎥Ә ┯စ ┯ႬӘ ᘓშꕷţ╙Ә ⎢Π ┯ႬӘ ᔑꝅႾ ᔑ༏𝜞. ⎢ ഡ༏╙╙ ᏰӘ ѧƀ╙Ә ┯စ ᔑӘშţ Ⴤစʯ ᔑႬစ𝜞ţ╙Ⴞ"
*lemme know if you need a translator for the golems*
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
a similar castle made of clouds floats over Baasal's palace. it's followed by thunder
Sensing an opportunity, Baasal creates a perch of wind and flies up to meet anyone who would happen to be inside.
he is greeted by a featureless humanoid. "ഡӘ╙ᑢစ㎥Ә ┯စ ┯ႬӘ ᘓშꕷţ╙Ә ⎢Π ┯ႬӘ ᔑꝅႾ ᔑ༏𝜞. ⎢ ഡ༏╙╙ ᏰӘ ѧƀ╙Ә ┯စ ᔑӘშţ Ⴤစʯ ᔑႬစ𝜞ţ╙Ⴞ"
*lemme know if you need a translator for the golems*
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
“Please, please, I’ve nothing but time for a friend.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Eris is continuing work on her machines, currently assembling what looks like a ballista connected to large metallic legs resembling those of a crab.
Sarah is sitting in the Workshop, deep in thought.
Bedman appears next to them through a tear in reality. The bed taking it's more humanoid form, looking down at them with it's glowing red eyes.
Happy walks past them, not even giving them the satisfaction of a glance.
She is startled by the sudden tear in the fabric of reality, and moreso by Bedman emerging from it, stepping back a bit. "Who are you?" She asks, her hand reaching a bit towards the saw-staff on her back.
Sarah looks over at him as he walks past, standing up and following a bit, taking a moment to mentally prepare and put her ego aside before speaking up. "Happy, I... I'm sorry." She starts. "I didn't want to admit it, but I- I was wrong... I'd much prefer dealing with your antics over complete annihilation."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Eris is continuing work on her machines, currently assembling what looks like a ballista connected to large metallic legs resembling those of a crab.
Sarah is sitting in the Workshop, deep in thought.
Bedman appears next to them through a tear in reality. The bed taking it's more humanoid form, looking down at them with it's glowing red eyes.
Happy walks past them, not even giving them the satisfaction of a glance.
She is startled by the sudden tear in the fabric of reality, and moreso by Bedman emerging from it, stepping back a bit. "Who are you?" She asks, her hand reaching a bit towards the saw-staff on her back.
Sarah looks over at him as he walks past, standing up and following a bit, taking a moment to mentally prepare and put her ego aside before speaking up. "Happy, I... I'm sorry." She starts. "I didn't want to admit it, but I- I was wrong... I'd much prefer dealing with your antics over complete annihilation."
The bed tilts it's head as the voice rings through her mind, likely the voice of the child nailed to the bed, speaking quickly "Names mean nothing really do that not? People give them to you, or you give them to yourself, anyway, I am Bedman."
He stops walking for a moment, looking back to them with those same cold eyes from before "Should've said that back when I cared. Your words mean jack [gp] to me." He goes to his nearby work table, picking up some of his tools, looking closely at them, the metal on some of them warping slightly from his grip.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*i will not be scared of demon language* *Eurylichus grab the harpoons! As many as you can find!*
Baasal waits patiently for a seat to open up
*you're kidding, I was just watching neal's get in the water*
"🝈༏ဌႬţ ┯Ⴌ༏ꕷ ഡშႾ ᔑ༏𝜞" the golem leads Baasal to a table made of crystal and gold. floating above the resturant in a chaise lounge is a large crocodilian humanoid in purple royal robes. he looks depressed. "ᘓშΠ ⎢ ₲Әţ Ⴤစʯ ѧΠႾţႬ༏Πဌ ┯စ ᔑţშ𝜞ţ Ⴤစʯ 𝛳բբ?"
*crazy, when’d you join? I did during the Underworld Saga*
”Is he alright? Can I speak with him?” Baasal feels a connection with this will, both of them being wind domain and taking lizard forms.
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
“Please, please, I’ve nothing but time for a friend.”
"let me say this first. I'm a demon, I remember the old world, and in my time, I've formed a low opinion of mortals. they take up space and then die. tormenting mortals has always been a favorite pastime of mine. recently, I invited a village into my castle for a "night to remember". I tormented and tortured them until there were only seventeen left. then, I made one of them fight a monster that breathes lightning in conductive armor for the entertainment of myself and some other wills. he died redirecting the lightning at me. I was furious, so I punished his soul, rather artfully I think. when I finished that, I was bored. I looked for something to do, and decided to set off some lightning bolts on a forest. then I noticed there was someone putting my fires out. I invited them in, thinking they were some goody-two-shoes will. they were mortal. they had dedicated their short life to "cleaning up the messes we make". these two encounters made me think. all my immemorial life, I've thought of mortals as lesser. we're better than them. I've acted accordingly, but thanks two those two, I don't know anymore"
as he talks, the clouds of the castle form into humanoid shapes and act out his words
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Eris is continuing work on her machines, currently assembling what looks like a ballista connected to large metallic legs resembling those of a crab.
Sarah is sitting in the Workshop, deep in thought.
Bedman appears next to them through a tear in reality. The bed taking it's more humanoid form, looking down at them with it's glowing red eyes.
Happy walks past them, not even giving them the satisfaction of a glance.
She is startled by the sudden tear in the fabric of reality, and moreso by Bedman emerging from it, stepping back a bit. "Who are you?" She asks, her hand reaching a bit towards the saw-staff on her back.
Sarah looks over at him as he walks past, standing up and following a bit, taking a moment to mentally prepare and put her ego aside before speaking up. "Happy, I... I'm sorry." She starts. "I didn't want to admit it, but I- I was wrong... I'd much prefer dealing with your antics over complete annihilation."
The bed tilts it's head as the voice rings through her mind, likely the voice of the child nailed to the bed, speaking quickly "Names mean nothing really do that not? People give them to you, or you give them to yourself, anyway, I am Bedman."
He stops walking for a moment, looking back to them with those same cold eyes from before "Should've said that back when I cared. Your words mean jack [gp] to me." He goes to his nearby work table, picking up some of his tools, looking closely at them, the metal on some of them warping slightly from his grip.
"I am Eris- Eris Mirth." She responds, going back to assembling her in-progress machine of war. "What brings you here, Bedman?"
She stands there stunned for a second, before just walking away in silence, having given up for now.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I am Eris- Eris Mirth." She responds, going back to assembling her in-progress machine of war. "What brings you here, Bedman?"
She stands there stunned for a second, before just walking away in silence, having given up for now.
"Research of course, the gathering of knowledge on what you are building, and how I can improve it." He says, leaning down to them.
Before she can walk out of the room, he grabs her shoulder, sighing softly. He turns them around "I'll forgive you... if you give me a nickname, a good nickname, and use it. Agreed?"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I am Eris- Eris Mirth." She responds, going back to assembling her in-progress machine of war. "What brings you here, Bedman?"
She stands there stunned for a second, before just walking away in silence, having given up for now.
"Research of course, the gathering of knowledge on what you are building, and how I can improve it." He says, leaning down to them.
Before she can walk out of the room, he grabs her shoulder, sighing softly. He turns them around "I'll forgive you... if you give me a nickname, a good nickname, and use it. Agreed?"
"Ah, I see- the pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding one. I take it you're an inventor as well?" She asks, adjusting the joints in the machine's legs with tools in both hands, while an arcane crystal attached to a cable-like tendril that extends from her shoulder provides light for her to see what she's working on.
They look back over at him, the very faintest of smiles on their face. "...Okay, I can work with that. I agree... I'll need to think of one, though."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I am Eris- Eris Mirth." She responds, going back to assembling her in-progress machine of war. "What brings you here, Bedman?"
She stands there stunned for a second, before just walking away in silence, having given up for now.
"Research of course, the gathering of knowledge on what you are building, and how I can improve it." He says, leaning down to them.
Before she can walk out of the room, he grabs her shoulder, sighing softly. He turns them around "I'll forgive you... if you give me a nickname, a good nickname, and use it. Agreed?"
"Ah, I see- the pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding one. I take it you're an inventor as well?" She asks, adjusting the joints in the machine's legs with tools in both hands, while an arcane crystal attached to a cable-like tendril that extends from her shoulder provides light for her to see what she's working on.
They look back over at him, the very faintest of smiles on their face. "...Okay, I can work with that. I agree... I'll need to think of one, though."
"Inventor? I am more than merely an inventor. I am a genius beyond measure, to the point where my own consciousness would result in my own death. May I?" One of the wheels on the bed shifts into a set of tools to assist.
His grin slowly returns to his face, "Sounds good, just know, I don't forgive you for everything yet." He says, though his grin would certainly suggest otherwise.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
“Please, please, I’ve nothing but time for a friend.”
"let me say this first. I'm a demon, I remember the old world, and in my time, I've formed a low opinion of mortals. they take up space and then die. tormenting mortals has always been a favorite pastime of mine. recently, I invited a village into my castle for a "night to remember". I tormented and tortured them until there were only seventeen left. then, I made one of them fight a monster that breathes lightning in conductive armor for the entertainment of myself and some other wills. he died redirecting the lightning at me. I was furious, so I punished his soul, rather artfully I think. when I finished that, I was bored. I looked for something to do, and decided to set off some lightning bolts on a forest. then I noticed there was someone putting my fires out. I invited them in, thinking they were some goody-two-shoes will. they were mortal. they had dedicated their short life to "cleaning up the messes we make". these two encounters made me think. all my immemorial life, I've thought of mortals as lesser. we're better than them. I've acted accordingly, but thanks two those two, I don't know anymore"
as he talks, the clouds of the castle form into humanoid shapes and act out his words
“Mortals can be downright tricky. I make lots of deals, you see. Wills, Mortals, whatever. I’d make you a deal right now! That’s beside the point. I always get the better end of the deal with mortals. Always. You know why? Fear. They are small. Who cares if some mortal wants to save a forest! There are outliers. Occasionally, a mortal or two will get enough power to ascend or challenge a Will. Ignore the outliers, because for every High Wind Mage, there’s a thousand peasants with a couple silver to their name.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
“Please, please, I’ve nothing but time for a friend.”
"let me say this first. I'm a demon, I remember the old world, and in my time, I've formed a low opinion of mortals. they take up space and then die. tormenting mortals has always been a favorite pastime of mine. recently, I invited a village into my castle for a "night to remember". I tormented and tortured them until there were only seventeen left. then, I made one of them fight a monster that breathes lightning in conductive armor for the entertainment of myself and some other wills. he died redirecting the lightning at me. I was furious, so I punished his soul, rather artfully I think. when I finished that, I was bored. I looked for something to do, and decided to set off some lightning bolts on a forest. then I noticed there was someone putting my fires out. I invited them in, thinking they were some goody-two-shoes will. they were mortal. they had dedicated their short life to "cleaning up the messes we make". these two encounters made me think. all my immemorial life, I've thought of mortals as lesser. we're better than them. I've acted accordingly, but thanks two those two, I don't know anymore"
as he talks, the clouds of the castle form into humanoid shapes and act out his words
“Mortals can be downright tricky. I make lots of deals, you see. Wills, Mortals, whatever. I’d make you a deal right now! That’s beside the point. I always get the better end of the deal with mortals. Always. You know why? Fear. They are small. Who cares if some mortal wants to save a forest! There are outliers. Occasionally, a mortal or two will get enough power to ascend or challenge a Will. Ignore the outliers, because for every High Wind Mage, there’s a thousand peasants with a couple silver to their name.”
the crocodile smiles, genuinley. the chaise lounge floats down, elaraj takes a seat across from Baasal. "have whatever you want. on the house"
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"the chef is a real artist. if you want, you can even eat the golems"
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Ah, I see- the pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding one. I take it you're an inventor as well?" She asks, adjusting the joints in the machine's legs with tools in both hands, while an arcane crystal attached to a cable-like tendril that extends from her shoulder provides light for her to see what she's working on.
They look back over at him, the very faintest of smiles on their face. "...Okay, I can work with that. I agree... I'll need to think of one, though."
"Inventor? I am more than merely an inventor. I am a genius beyond measure, to the point where my own consciousness would result in my own death. May I?" One of the wheels on the bed shifts into a set of tools to assist.
His grin slowly returns to his face, "Sounds good, just know, I don't forgive you for everything yet." He says, though his grin would certainly suggest otherwise.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
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*right after vengance*
"⎢ ᗠစ Ɲစţ ǨΠစⲰ ⎢բ ᚌӘ ⎢ꕷ ѧ╙𝜞༏ဌႬţ. ⎢ţ ⎢ꕷ Ɲစţ ᙢႾ Ᵽ╙შᑢӘ ┯စ ᔑţစƥ Ⴤစʯ ⎢բ Ⴤစʯ ഡ༏ꕷႬ ┯စ ᔑƥӘშꝅ ┯စ ᚌ༏㎥"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*fav saga? Mine is Ocean*
”Excuse me sir? First, may I say those robes are absolutely gorgeous, and second, is there anything bothering you?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*hard question. gonna go cyclopes*
the crocodile turns to Baasal and smiles. "Thank you. I'm not being bothered by anything in particular, no. have some food. everything's good" he still looks troubled
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*really? Everyone I’ve asked has it near the bottom. What do you like abt it?*
”Among friends do we need to lie? Tell me, what troubles you?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Eris is continuing work on her machines, currently assembling what looks like a ballista connected to large metallic legs resembling those of a crab.
Sarah is sitting in the Workshop, deep in thought.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Bedman appears next to them through a tear in reality. The bed taking it's more humanoid form, looking down at them with it's glowing red eyes.
Happy walks past them, not even giving them the satisfaction of a glance.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*I really love monsters, and the cyclopes saga has the most monster designs, it has my favorite moment (when the other cyclopeses show up and eurylachus is like "There are more of them?"), and it sets up posiden, who is a great villain*
the crocodile sighs. "its a long story"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Please, please, I’ve nothing but time for a friend.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
She is startled by the sudden tear in the fabric of reality, and moreso by Bedman emerging from it, stepping back a bit. "Who are you?" She asks, her hand reaching a bit towards the saw-staff on her back.
Sarah looks over at him as he walks past, standing up and following a bit, taking a moment to mentally prepare and put her ego aside before speaking up. "Happy, I... I'm sorry." She starts. "I didn't want to admit it, but I- I was wrong... I'd much prefer dealing with your antics over complete annihilation."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The bed tilts it's head as the voice rings through her mind, likely the voice of the child nailed to the bed, speaking quickly "Names mean nothing really do that not? People give them to you, or you give them to yourself, anyway, I am Bedman."
He stops walking for a moment, looking back to them with those same cold eyes from before "Should've said that back when I cared. Your words mean jack [gp] to me." He goes to his nearby work table, picking up some of his tools, looking closely at them, the metal on some of them warping slightly from his grip.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"let me say this first. I'm a demon, I remember the old world, and in my time, I've formed a low opinion of mortals. they take up space and then die. tormenting mortals has always been a favorite pastime of mine. recently, I invited a village into my castle for a "night to remember". I tormented and tortured them until there were only seventeen left. then, I made one of them fight a monster that breathes lightning in conductive armor for the entertainment of myself and some other wills. he died redirecting the lightning at me. I was furious, so I punished his soul, rather artfully I think. when I finished that, I was bored. I looked for something to do, and decided to set off some lightning bolts on a forest. then I noticed there was someone putting my fires out. I invited them in, thinking they were some goody-two-shoes will. they were mortal. they had dedicated their short life to "cleaning up the messes we make". these two encounters made me think. all my immemorial life, I've thought of mortals as lesser. we're better than them. I've acted accordingly, but thanks two those two, I don't know anymore"
as he talks, the clouds of the castle form into humanoid shapes and act out his words
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I am Eris- Eris Mirth." She responds, going back to assembling her in-progress machine of war. "What brings you here, Bedman?"
She stands there stunned for a second, before just walking away in silence, having given up for now.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Research of course, the gathering of knowledge on what you are building, and how I can improve it." He says, leaning down to them.
Before she can walk out of the room, he grabs her shoulder, sighing softly. He turns them around "I'll forgive you... if you give me a nickname, a good nickname, and use it. Agreed?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Ah, I see- the pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding one. I take it you're an inventor as well?" She asks, adjusting the joints in the machine's legs with tools in both hands, while an arcane crystal attached to a cable-like tendril that extends from her shoulder provides light for her to see what she's working on.
They look back over at him, the very faintest of smiles on their face. "...Okay, I can work with that. I agree... I'll need to think of one, though."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Inventor? I am more than merely an inventor. I am a genius beyond measure, to the point where my own consciousness would result in my own death. May I?" One of the wheels on the bed shifts into a set of tools to assist.
His grin slowly returns to his face, "Sounds good, just know, I don't forgive you for everything yet." He says, though his grin would certainly suggest otherwise.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
“Mortals can be downright tricky. I make lots of deals, you see. Wills, Mortals, whatever. I’d make you a deal right now! That’s beside the point. I always get the better end of the deal with mortals. Always. You know why? Fear. They are small. Who cares if some mortal wants to save a forest! There are outliers. Occasionally, a mortal or two will get enough power to ascend or challenge a Will. Ignore the outliers, because for every High Wind Mage, there’s a thousand peasants with a couple silver to their name.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
the crocodile smiles, genuinley. the chaise lounge floats down, elaraj takes a seat across from Baasal. "have whatever you want. on the house"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*snip*
”anything? Be careful with your words.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"the chef is a real artist. if you want, you can even eat the golems"
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'