The sentries step back slightly, but don’t flee. “You are trespassing on the Lady’s sacred tree!” The sergeant shouts at Zeon.
"I don't know who that is...." it says, dead panned yet genuinely.
“She is queen of the wood, ruler of the waters, and preeminent over every fish, bird, and bug of this land, and Her will is law.”
"So....she created this tree?" It slings this ridiculous lightning sword onto it right shoulder like it's nothing, before placing its other hand onto the ground to sense the roots "I can feel the Fundamental elements flowing through it, in a beautiful harmony. Her work is masterful."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Balatro is kind of just hanging around Faltros’s palace, incredibly weakened.
He sees Balatro and remembers that he said that he would protect his minions. Begrudgingly, he gives Balatro and the Lich King 2,500 points each.
“Whoa!” Balatro straightens up. He looks quite invigorated, regaining the Death domain. “Thanks so much, boss! So what’s the plan?”
He looks bored, and puts the Tarrasque eggs aside. "I have another minion that is sewing chaos into the fabric of the Mythos of Order. Currently, while they are doing that, I am waiting for word from them, and attempting to keep myself preoccupied." He gestures to the egg. "I am attempting to create more creatures to terrorize humanity. I enjoyed that."
“Ooh, what’ll these guys do?” He examines the eggs.
"They will grow to be extremely large and strong monstrosities, a terrible force to be reckoned with that nothing short of a Will can defeat. The pain of encountering one would be worse then being tarred and feathered." He thinks for a second. "Perhaps that is what I shall call it. The Tarrasque..."
“That’s a pretty big leap in naming conventions, dont’cha think? I’d call ‘em… I don’t know, God-tortoises or spikeshell devils or something…”
"God-tortoise does not strike fear into anyone, nor is it even a turtle of any kind. Although that gives me an idea for later down the road. Spikeshell devil is also inaccurate, as it does not have a shell nor is it a devil. Think about it like this. If you are a pathetic mortal, living your pathetic life, would you be more scared by 'The Tarrasque is coming', or 'The God-Tortoise is coming?'"
“God-Tortoise!” He says earnestly. “I wouldn’t know what in the world a Tarrasque was, but aren’t, like, snapping turtles and stuff already scary? And a GOD version?! Horrible!”
*Permission to put that in the quote thread?*
He sighs. "I shall figure out the name later. But it will not be 'God-Tortoise'."
*yes please*
“Okay, what about, uh… ‘Battering Beast’?”
"'The battering beast is coming' doesn't have much of a ring to it either. Like I said, I shall decide later. Though I like the term 'Tarrasque'."
“Alright, fine. Where are ya gonna send ‘em?”
"When I wish to, I will send them out to the surface to terrorize humanity."
“Hey, you should keep one and ride it around! It could bear your hellish palanquin and help you scour the earth with the flames of the apocalypse when the End of Days is upon us!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Balatro is kind of just hanging around Faltros’s palace, incredibly weakened.
He sees Balatro and remembers that he said that he would protect his minions. Begrudgingly, he gives Balatro and the Lich King 2,500 points each.
“Whoa!” Balatro straightens up. He looks quite invigorated, regaining the Death domain. “Thanks so much, boss! So what’s the plan?”
He looks bored, and puts the Tarrasque eggs aside. "I have another minion that is sewing chaos into the fabric of the Mythos of Order. Currently, while they are doing that, I am waiting for word from them, and attempting to keep myself preoccupied." He gestures to the egg. "I am attempting to create more creatures to terrorize humanity. I enjoyed that."
“Ooh, what’ll these guys do?” He examines the eggs.
"They will grow to be extremely large and strong monstrosities, a terrible force to be reckoned with that nothing short of a Will can defeat. The pain of encountering one would be worse then being tarred and feathered." He thinks for a second. "Perhaps that is what I shall call it. The Tarrasque..."
“That’s a pretty big leap in naming conventions, dont’cha think? I’d call ‘em… I don’t know, God-tortoises or spikeshell devils or something…”
"God-tortoise does not strike fear into anyone, nor is it even a turtle of any kind. Although that gives me an idea for later down the road. Spikeshell devil is also inaccurate, as it does not have a shell nor is it a devil. Think about it like this. If you are a pathetic mortal, living your pathetic life, would you be more scared by 'The Tarrasque is coming', or 'The God-Tortoise is coming?'"
“God-Tortoise!” He says earnestly. “I wouldn’t know what in the world a Tarrasque was, but aren’t, like, snapping turtles and stuff already scary? And a GOD version?! Horrible!”
*Permission to put that in the quote thread?*
He sighs. "I shall figure out the name later. But it will not be 'God-Tortoise'."
*yes please*
“Okay, what about, uh… ‘Battering Beast’?”
"'The battering beast is coming' doesn't have much of a ring to it either. Like I said, I shall decide later. Though I like the term 'Tarrasque'."
“Alright, fine. Where are ya gonna send ‘em?”
"When I wish to, I will send them out to the surface to terrorize humanity."
“Hey, you should keep one and ride it around! It could bear your hellish palanquin and help you scour the earth with the flames of the apocalypse when the End of Days is upon us!”
"I would, but I already have a mount." A nightmare appears, which Faltros gestures to. "Additionally, it is going to be rather large. Gargantuan, in fact."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The sentries step back slightly, but don’t flee. “You are trespassing on the Lady’s sacred tree!” The sergeant shouts at Zeon.
"I don't know who that is...." it says, dead panned yet genuinely.
“She is queen of the wood, ruler of the waters, and preeminent over every fish, bird, and bug of this land, and Her will is law.”
"So....she created this tree?" It slings this ridiculous lightning sword onto it right shoulder like it's nothing, before placing its other hand onto the ground to sense the roots "I can feel the Fundamental elements flowing through it, in a beautiful harmony. Her work is masterful."
“Silence, storm devil. Your flattery has no effect on us.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The sentries step back slightly, but don’t flee. “You are trespassing on the Lady’s sacred tree!” The sergeant shouts at Zeon.
"I don't know who that is...." it says, dead panned yet genuinely.
“She is queen of the wood, ruler of the waters, and preeminent over every fish, bird, and bug of this land, and Her will is law.”
"So....she created this tree?" It slings this ridiculous lightning sword onto it right shoulder like it's nothing, before placing its other hand onto the ground to sense the roots "I can feel the Fundamental elements flowing through it, in a beautiful harmony. Her work is masterful."
“Silence, storm devil. Your flattery has no effect on us.”
"I don't care to flatter, I'm not above striking you down despite my appreciation of your Lady's work," the Emperor stats before jumping back over them with frightening speed to where the rats are, scooping them up. "The center?"
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
The sentries step back slightly, but don’t flee. “You are trespassing on the Lady’s sacred tree!” The sergeant shouts at Zeon.
"I don't know who that is...." it says, dead panned yet genuinely.
“She is queen of the wood, ruler of the waters, and preeminent over every fish, bird, and bug of this land, and Her will is law.”
"So....she created this tree?" It slings this ridiculous lightning sword onto it right shoulder like it's nothing, before placing its other hand onto the ground to sense the roots "I can feel the Fundamental elements flowing through it, in a beautiful harmony. Her work is masterful."
“Silence, storm devil. Your flattery has no effect on us.”
"I don't care to flatter, I'm not above striking you down despite my appreciation of your Lady's work," the Emperor stats before jumping back over them with frightening speed to where the rats are, scooping them up. "The center?"
“I didn’t know you had a horse.” Balatro reaches out to stroke the nightmare’s side.
The side is rough, unlike that of a normal horse, as well as being quite hot.
"I haven't ridden them since I sieged the City of Order. You weren't even manifested at that time." The nightmare teleports away.
“Well, maybe with these guys, you can siege it again. And hopefully destroy it for good!”
"We will see. Both of our sides have allies. I have my minions, while Cogintius has the Mythos of Order and that other one, although with enough effort I could likely turn the old man against him."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“I didn’t know you had a horse.” Balatro reaches out to stroke the nightmare’s side.
The side is rough, unlike that of a normal horse, as well as being quite hot.
"I haven't ridden them since I sieged the City of Order. You weren't even manifested at that time." The nightmare teleports away.
“Well, maybe with these guys, you can siege it again. And hopefully destroy it for good!”
"We will see. Both of our sides have allies. I have my minions, while Cogintius has the Mythos of Order and that other one, although with enough effort I could likely turn the old man against him."
“Yeah. Who all’s in the mythos?”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"So....she created this tree?" It slings this ridiculous lightning sword onto it right shoulder like it's nothing, before placing its other hand onto the ground to sense the roots "I can feel the Fundamental elements flowing through it, in a beautiful harmony. Her work is masterful."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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“Hey, you should keep one and ride it around! It could bear your hellish palanquin and help you scour the earth with the flames of the apocalypse when the End of Days is upon us!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I would, but I already have a mount." A nightmare appears, which Faltros gestures to. "Additionally, it is going to be rather large. Gargantuan, in fact."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
One of the guards attempts to chop down the branch the rats are on.
Attack: 20 Damage: 10
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Silence, storm devil. Your flattery has no effect on us.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*gibber cut*
“I didn’t know you had a horse.” Balatro reaches out to stroke the nightmare’s side.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I’m assuming that destroys the branch, so the rats fall down off of the tree, but quickly rearrange themselves and begin to climb up the tree’s trunk.
"I don't care to flatter, I'm not above striking you down despite my appreciation of your Lady's work," the Emperor stats before jumping back over them with frightening speed to where the rats are, scooping them up. "The center?"
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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They all collective nod and squeak.
The sentries run inside the tree’s chambers and return with a torch, waving it to try and frighten off the rats.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The side is rough, unlike that of a normal horse, as well as being quite hot.
"I haven't ridden them since I sieged the City of Order. You weren't even manifested at that time." The nightmare teleports away.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
They shriek wildly and run ten feet back, but still stay as a group.
Scooping them up, the massive sword dissipates as he darts towards an opening as a storm starts to rage outside and around the tree.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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“Well, maybe with these guys, you can siege it again. And hopefully destroy it for good!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THIS?!” The sergeant yells to Zeon.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"We will see. Both of our sides have allies. I have my minions, while Cogintius has the Mythos of Order and that other one, although with enough effort I could likely turn the old man against him."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I have no idea, but the rats really need it"
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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“Yeah. Who all’s in the mythos?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“THEN GO! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS PLACE!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Not until my friends get what they need, then we will be out of your hair" Zeon says as the rats guide him towards where they are headed.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills