'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
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Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
"That is a good sentiment. He probably spreads disease, too. Nothing is scarier than a plague..."
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
"Might be annoying, not worth death though,"
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
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"I don't care for your attitude about me."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'It's a fact, is it not? You're the literal vermin lord around here, not me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Here's the magic item I made: [equipment]Cauldron of Flesh[/equipment] *
*How do tooltip for item*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A bunch of locusts start to swarm around the man,
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Ok, ok. I apologise if I've offended you. But the truth is, you could be very helpful to me. Have you noticed anything unusual in some of the shadier or nastier places of the world? Someone, or something, that seems too... wholesome?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Szerucharz can't help but grin at this. "Careful with your words, red-eyes."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I hate pests'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Cats, they look good but they won't stop murdering my damn rats!"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"Exactly" the locusts fly away, "I may not have them fly away next time."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"I know, that's why I had them do that, punishment should be personalized to the offender."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'No, no, cats are not what I have in mind. I love cats. Even if they're well-fed, they still go out hunting and killing for the sheer heck of it. No, the one I am looking for, the one with the nice crunchy bones, is a friend of rats. Most likely plays stupid happy songs to them on a lute. Treats them like pets, not pests. And lives just like they do'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'You remind me of someone, you know that right?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"A friend of my pests is a friend of me."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"W£ C∆N H€LP W1TH TH∆T."
"FØ® ∆ P®1Ç£."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Probably somebody fantastic."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Are you sure? His bones are very crunchy. And he'd probably consider himself a good guy. Doesn't that annoy you?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'You could say so. I have a complicated relationship with Punishment. Literally'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"That is a good sentiment. He probably spreads disease, too. Nothing is scarier than a plague..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
*Already hate that intro but it’ll do*
"Might be annoying, not worth death though,"
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)