Happy Chaos can be seen in the distance approaching Kag, radiating intense power and has a look of absolute murder. He doesn't care anymore, he has his revolver in one hand and is ready to end this conflict.
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The marrote slams right into the skull with a thunderous crack but it remains unfazed. The vines twist into the body of a thorny bull with the skull as a head. “You sure you want to do this?”
“I’m not letting you take out my boss. Unless…” His eye sockets gleam silver, and he grins. “You know, I’ve been thinking for a while now that the way Faltros is going, it might just be best to abandon ship. But I pride myself on loyalty, and I do really care about the old man deep down. It seems to me like his fight with you has caused a lot of this. So how about instead of us killing each other, I take you to talk with him, we figure all this out, and nobody has to die. If you refuse though, I’ll call in the whole host of devils AND the King himself, and see how you fare against all of us.”
The thorn hided bull dissolves. The vines sag and lose their animation, falling to the ground like pain lined ropes. A wave of heat washes out as ponchoed shoulders shrug off the briars. A skeletal body sticks its thumbs in a rattlesnake belt. Cowboy boots spurred with silver lightning scuff the dirt and Crotalus sticks a thorn wreathed cowboy hat between his widespread horns. He speaks through the sound of a diamondback’s rattle, “I like the way you think. Sounds like a plan.”
Balatro looks mildly shocked. “Oh wow that’s the first time that’s actually worked. Alright, the palace is this way. But when I take you to the hall, you gotta wait a bit outside so I can tell Faltros and get him calm enough to negotiate, okay?”
A swarm of fire ants pour out of his eye socket and swarm around his skull for a moment before disappearing back into the shadows of his bones. “Sure, I’ll give you a moment or two to herald my arrival.”
*How many power points does Happy have, last time I checked he had 9,000 less than TF who now has 82,000 power points*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Happy Chaos can be seen in the distance approaching Kag, radiating intense power and has a look of absolute murder. He doesn't care anymore, he has his revolver in one hand and is ready to end this conflict.
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
*He works/worked for Faltros, and he's tired of this Bull.*
"What the [GP] is going on here? Why is the Kingdom of Duality panicking?" He puts the gun to Kag's head
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*I've been getting into Southern Gothic lately. I was hoping to combine it with modern adaptations and mythos-ification of American urban legends, and I thought you might have some advice.*
*To quote myself: The South oozes blood from a centuries-old and festering wound, a wound that they pick at still in hopes that it will bring them a divinity they never had.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The captain pulls his longbow. Attack: 10 Damage: 10 piercing damage plus 3d6 poison damage.
Gorthanz easily dodges and charges, biting and clawing.
Bite: Attack: 16 Damage: 24 piercing plus 44 fire damage
Claw 1: Attack: 30 Damage: 12 force plus 10 fire damage.
Claw 2: Attack: 19 Damage: 20 force plus 7 fire damage.
The captain is horribly injured, but still hanging on. The rest of the squad fly forward and surround the abishai, mercilessly attacking with their scimitars.
The marrote slams right into the skull with a thunderous crack but it remains unfazed. The vines twist into the body of a thorny bull with the skull as a head. “You sure you want to do this?”
“I’m not letting you take out my boss. Unless…” His eye sockets gleam silver, and he grins. “You know, I’ve been thinking for a while now that the way Faltros is going, it might just be best to abandon ship. But I pride myself on loyalty, and I do really care about the old man deep down. It seems to me like his fight with you has caused a lot of this. So how about instead of us killing each other, I take you to talk with him, we figure all this out, and nobody has to die. If you refuse though, I’ll call in the whole host of devils AND the King himself, and see how you fare against all of us.”
The thorn hided bull dissolves. The vines sag and lose their animation, falling to the ground like pain lined ropes. A wave of heat washes out as ponchoed shoulders shrug off the briars. A skeletal body sticks its thumbs in a rattlesnake belt. Cowboy boots spurred with silver lightning scuff the dirt and Crotalus sticks a thorn wreathed cowboy hat between his widespread horns. He speaks through the sound of a diamondback’s rattle, “I like the way you think. Sounds like a plan.”
Balatro looks mildly shocked. “Oh wow that’s the first time that’s actually worked. Alright, the palace is this way. But when I take you to the hall, you gotta wait a bit outside so I can tell Faltros and get him calm enough to negotiate, okay?”
A swarm of fire ants pour out of his eye socket and swarm around his skull for a moment before disappearing back into the shadows of his bones. “Sure, I’ll give you a moment or two to herald my arrival.”
“Alright, follow me.” Balatro begins running to the palace.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Happy Chaos can be seen in the distance approaching Kag, radiating intense power and has a look of absolute murder. He doesn't care anymore, he has his revolver in one hand and is ready to end this conflict.
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
*He works/worked for Faltros, and he's tired of this Bull.*
"What the [GP] is going on here? Why is the Kingdom of Duality panicking?" He puts the gun to Kag's head
"It has nothing to do with me. Ask your friend, The fathomless. He knows something."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Cogintius is at the Tower of Kagorax, hoping to negotiate with him before heading off to the underworld to hopefully defeat Faltros and Crotalus once and for all.
Kagorax sits himself down at a table. "So, Cogintius. Here we are. What do you wish to negotiate?"
"So, as you know, both you and I have a score to settle with Faltros. Perhaps... We could both work together to stop him."
He thinks about this. "I can do that. Though I do not form alliances for the sake of forming alliances. I would expect something for my efforts."
He thinks. "What would you want? I cannot promise anything that harms humanity."
"I do not wish for the harming of humanity." He reaches up to his helmet. "I am a demon, fueled by hunger. I wish for the soul of a god."
"...Why do you think I would have the soul of a god of all things?"
"I do not expect to be paid now. The first will to die in the coming war will have their soul absorbed into me, and I will gain the power they had. If you do not agree I will not fight for you and I will not help you. Is it a deal?"
*We'll say that for really powerful Wills like Faltros he would gain double the starting power of their level of will. If arch gives me permission to do this of course*
"...I will think about this. And what can you provide to fight in this war?"
*Both Cog and Faltros started at Level 1*
*I didn't mean that. As in the level they are currently at. So he'd get 70,000 for cog and faltros, 30,000 for level 4's ect.*
"An army, and my own significant power. Plus, Balatro is my... friend is not the right word. I rescued him and I am unsure about whether he owes me or just views me as a 'buddy' as he has described me. I could turn him around, at least for the war's duration, if you see what I mean."
"An army would not work. I do not know what Faltros was thinking with having the Godless Ones follow him to battle with me, besides looks. As for your power, how much of it do you have?"
"An army would stall his own. As for my power, I am certainly not weak. I am not as strong as Faltros, certainly. Nor as strong as the Fathomless. But strong nonetheless. Now, I believe we have company."
*He has 58,000 power points*
"Company? Where I am must remain secret. I must go. Do not tell a soul of my presence here, do you understand?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Happy Chaos can be seen in the distance approaching Kag, radiating intense power and has a look of absolute murder. He doesn't care anymore, he has his revolver in one hand and is ready to end this conflict.
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
*He works/worked for Faltros, and he's tired of this Bull.*
"What the [GP] is going on here? Why is the Kingdom of Duality panicking?" He puts the gun to Kag's head
"It has nothing to do with me. Ask your friend, The fathomless. He knows something."
*I completely forgot the Fathomless was in the Kingdom when they decided to yeet themselves into the sky. That must be an experience for him XD*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Happy Chaos can be seen in the distance approaching Kag, radiating intense power and has a look of absolute murder. He doesn't care anymore, he has his revolver in one hand and is ready to end this conflict.
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
*He works/worked for Faltros, and he's tired of this Bull.*
"What the [GP] is going on here? Why is the Kingdom of Duality panicking?" He puts the gun to Kag's head
"It has nothing to do with me. Ask your friend, The fathomless. He knows something."
"Fine, you live another day I suppose." He walks off to check out what else is happening.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*I've been getting into Southern Gothic lately. I was hoping to combine it with modern adaptations and mythos-ification of American urban legends, and I thought you might have some advice.*
*To quote myself: The South oozes blood from a centuries-old and festering wound, a wound that they pick at still in hopes that it will bring them a divinity they never had.*
*First off, that’s an incredible quote. I love the idea behind it. Secondly, it brings me joy to see another person delve into the Southern Gothic. So am I right in my understanding that you’re looking for modern interpretations of American folklore for inspiration?*
The marrote slams right into the skull with a thunderous crack but it remains unfazed. The vines twist into the body of a thorny bull with the skull as a head. “You sure you want to do this?”
“I’m not letting you take out my boss. Unless…” His eye sockets gleam silver, and he grins. “You know, I’ve been thinking for a while now that the way Faltros is going, it might just be best to abandon ship. But I pride myself on loyalty, and I do really care about the old man deep down. It seems to me like his fight with you has caused a lot of this. So how about instead of us killing each other, I take you to talk with him, we figure all this out, and nobody has to die. If you refuse though, I’ll call in the whole host of devils AND the King himself, and see how you fare against all of us.”
The thorn hided bull dissolves. The vines sag and lose their animation, falling to the ground like pain lined ropes. A wave of heat washes out as ponchoed shoulders shrug off the briars. A skeletal body sticks its thumbs in a rattlesnake belt. Cowboy boots spurred with silver lightning scuff the dirt and Crotalus sticks a thorn wreathed cowboy hat between his widespread horns. He speaks through the sound of a diamondback’s rattle, “I like the way you think. Sounds like a plan.”
Balatro looks mildly shocked. “Oh wow that’s the first time that’s actually worked. Alright, the palace is this way. But when I take you to the hall, you gotta wait a bit outside so I can tell Faltros and get him calm enough to negotiate, okay?”
A swarm of fire ants pour out of his eye socket and swarm around his skull for a moment before disappearing back into the shadows of his bones. “Sure, I’ll give you a moment or two to herald my arrival.”
“Alright, follow me.” Balatro begins running to the palace.
Crotalus flies after him, carried by buzzard wind and sandstorm skies.
The captain pulls his longbow. Attack: 10 Damage: 10 piercing damage plus 3d6 poison damage.
Gorthanz easily dodges and charges, biting and clawing.
Bite: Attack: 16 Damage: 24 piercing plus 44 fire damage
Claw 1: Attack: 30 Damage: 12 force plus 10 fire damage.
Claw 2: Attack: 19 Damage: 20 force plus 7 fire damage.
The captain is horribly injured, but still hanging on. The rest of the squad fly forward and surround the abishai, mercilessly attacking with their scimitars.
Attack: 27 Damage: 15
Attack: 23 Damage: 12 Attack: 24 Damage: 12
Attack: 26 Damage: 14 Attack: 25 Damage: 9
Attack: 21 Damage: 11
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Attack: 27 Damage: 16 Attack: 21 Damage: 7
Attack: 23 Damage: 6 Attack: 27 Damage: 21
Attack: 23 Damage: 11
Attack: 22 Damage: 8
*moral of the story: don’t bring an abishai to a savotra fight*
*Uhh ok lemme see... I deleted the ones that missed. after this I have to go
He roars in pain. 6 white abishai fly up. Init: 23
He then slams his attacks into the captain again.
Bite: Attack: 30 Damage: 22 + 26 fire
Claw 1: Attack: 18 Damage: 13 +11 fire
Claw 2: Attack: 32 Damage: 29 +10 fire
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The Kingdom of Duality is now several miles into the sky, leaving a massive valley sized crater that has been infused with the energies of shadows and light that had infused the area the kingdom once resides, coupled with the chaotic energies of the elements. Yet the Kingdom continues to rise higher and higher. The various elementally charged islands that once made up the Fundamental Isles circle around the kingdom. Xezithic continues it's work to help lift up the two domains.
Cog, now knowing that his mission is in jeopardy of being exposed to potential enemy Wills, teleports away to the underworld entrance, and begins his descent down the staircase.
The gates close behind him.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*What does he think Kag has to do with anything?*
Kag is sitting at a table with Cogintius. He obviously knows happy is there. "What do you want with me?" he asks sarcastically.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
A swarm of fire ants pour out of his eye socket and swarm around his skull for a moment before disappearing back into the shadows of his bones. “Sure, I’ll give you a moment or two to herald my arrival.”
*How many power points does Happy have, last time I checked he had 9,000 less than TF who now has 82,000 power points*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Gotta go darn*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*He works/worked for Faltros, and he's tired of this Bull.*
"What the [GP] is going on here? Why is the Kingdom of Duality panicking?" He puts the gun to Kag's head
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*I've been getting into Southern Gothic lately. I was hoping to combine it with modern adaptations and mythos-ification of American urban legends, and I thought you might have some advice.*
*To quote myself: The South oozes blood from a centuries-old and festering wound, a wound that they pick at still in hopes that it will bring them a divinity they never had.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The captain is horribly injured, but still hanging on. The rest of the squad fly forward and surround the abishai, mercilessly attacking with their scimitars.
Attack: 27 Damage: 15
Attack: 19 Damage: 12
Attack: 17 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 24 Damage: 12
Attack: 10 Damage: 16
Attack: 11 Damage: 12
Attack: 17 Damage: 13
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
Attack: 8 Damage: 10
Attack: 14 Damage: 10
Attack: 21 Damage: 7
Attack: 24 Damage: 14
Attack: 19 Damage: 14
Attack: 22 Damage: 6
Attack: 14 Damage: 14
Attack: 15 Damage: 11
Attack: 10 Damage: 14
Attack: 12 Damage: 13
Attack: 27 Damage: 18
Attack: 20 Damage: 10
Attack: 15 Damage: 11
Attack: 13 Damage: 14
Attack: 25 Damage: 11
Attack: 23 Damage: 16
Attack: 19 Damage: 14
Attack: 16 Damage: 10
*moral of the story: don’t bring an abishai to a savotra fight*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Alright, follow me.” Balatro begins running to the palace.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"It has nothing to do with me. Ask your friend, The fathomless. He knows something."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Company? Where I am must remain secret. I must go. Do not tell a soul of my presence here, do you understand?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I completely forgot the Fathomless was in the Kingdom when they decided to yeet themselves into the sky. That must be an experience for him XD*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Fine, you live another day I suppose." He walks off to check out what else is happening.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*First off, that’s an incredible quote. I love the idea behind it. Secondly, it brings me joy to see another person delve into the Southern Gothic. So am I right in my understanding that you’re looking for modern interpretations of American folklore for inspiration?*
Crotalus flies after him, carried by buzzard wind and sandstorm skies.
*that’s 135 damage to the abishai*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Uhh ok lemme see... I deleted the ones that missed. after this I have to go
He roars in pain. 6 white abishai fly up. Init: 23
He then slams his attacks into the captain again.
Bite: Attack: 30 Damage: 22 + 26 fire
Claw 1: Attack: 18 Damage: 13 +11 fire
Claw 2: Attack: 32 Damage: 29 +10 fire
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*gotta go guys*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
The Kingdom of Duality is now several miles into the sky, leaving a massive valley sized crater that has been infused with the energies of shadows and light that had infused the area the kingdom once resides, coupled with the chaotic energies of the elements. Yet the Kingdom continues to rise higher and higher. The various elementally charged islands that once made up the Fundamental Isles circle around the kingdom. Xezithic continues it's work to help lift up the two domains.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*ejo cut*
The captain is torn to shreds and his scraper catches on fire. The rest of the dragoons follow procedure and begin fleeing as quickly as possible.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Cog, now knowing that his mission is in jeopardy of being exposed to potential enemy Wills, teleports away to the underworld entrance, and begins his descent down the staircase.
The gates close behind him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ