-Me when the random 'follow the litwick' side quest in pokemon ends with a jumpscare
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"You know, Rafaal, ever since we've become teenagers you've been very moody.
We've been teenagers for a thousand years.
Exactly."
*I may be misremembering this quote slightly. The first and last lines are the character speaking to his brother, the 2nd is the response.
Where’s this from?
Sorry I didn't notice this until now: It's from a book called "The Rise of the School for Good and Evil" (I don't like the main series it's a prequel to, but I enjoy it itself)
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
-Qui-Gon Jinn
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"man I love how it is either really ominous or Don't stare to long. it's rude."
me explaining my attempts at weirdcore.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
"One of the benefits of an obsession."
-Me
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"Don't you know that the trapper's traps can trap the trapper?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"He named a baby girl Magnus, for Thor's sake. I'm not saying she didn't look like a Magnus, but try telling her parents that."
"What's wrong with revenge? You love revenge! They were even thinking of calling you 'Stoick the Vindictive' before... you know."
"Keep my weight out of this."
-A couple gems from the How to Train Your Dragon TV shows
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"Don't forget, she's a politician, and they're not to be trusted."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I like your new legs. They make you look taller."
-Also Obi-Wan Kenobi
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
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"Okay, that was unnecessary."
-Me when the random 'follow the litwick' side quest in pokemon ends with a jumpscare
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Sorry I didn't notice this until now: It's from a book called "The Rise of the School for Good and Evil" (I don't like the main series it's a prequel to, but I enjoy it itself)
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
-Qui-Gon Jinn
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"man I love how it is either really ominous or Don't stare to long. it's rude."
me explaining my attempts at weirdcore.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Many things I've seen on here have made me laugh, but none as hard as this one did.
...my family is wondering what I found so funny in the PDF I was reading...
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Wow. A+ quote.
"Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!"
--- Friedrich Nietzsche, Shakespeare wannabe
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"One of the benefits of an obsession."
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
“Very true.”
— me, myself, and I
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"Hatred outlives the hateful"
-rancor mtg card
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
“So you’re telling me you love MTG.”
”Yup.”
”No problems with the cards, the people, the company, with Vivi Cauldron decks…”
”Nope!”
”Are you a new Magic player?”
”How’d you guess?”
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"Survival chances are dwindling into the single digits now." - Fishlegs from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"Pain. Love it." - Hiccup, from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"I hate that guy." - [Can't remember], from Despicable Me (Movie)
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
…that’s a full lineup of quotes right there
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"Don't you know that the trapper's traps can trap the trapper?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?"
-- Calvin & Hobbes, but also some random book, apparently
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"He named a baby girl Magnus, for Thor's sake. I'm not saying she didn't look like a Magnus, but try telling her parents that."
"What's wrong with revenge? You love revenge! They were even thinking of calling you 'Stoick the Vindictive' before... you know."
"Keep my weight out of this."
-A couple gems from the How to Train Your Dragon TV shows
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
"Let's see if I can remember all the shows."
ME
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"My creation!!! It's...ALIVE!"
--- either Doctor Victor Frankenstein
...or my coder friend after finishing up their notes app that's literally the exact same as the Apple Notes app...
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"Don't forget, she's a politician, and they're not to be trusted."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I like your new legs. They make you look taller."
-Also Obi-Wan Kenobi
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.