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"'Eyes! Aim for the eyes!' Those were my brother's last words."
"Cut! CUT! What are you doing? Now's not the time to try to get cuddles from your trainer! What are you trying to do, charm the audience?"
"Well, director, Tyrantrum can actually learn the move charm, so..."
-A couple gems of NPC dialogue from Pokémon Legends Z-A
*for those who don't know, Tyrantrum = giant dragon t-rex*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I just beat Summoned Savior first try and I'm very proud.
*Oh, and here's something I heard a YouTuber say to a bug in a video game (I normally hate this style of joke, but in this case it's fine):*
"You're ugly! You're mom's ugly! IT'S GENETIC!"
*I might be misremembering the emphasis. But it was funny all the same.*
Dang. Poor bug.
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
“A plethora? Do you eeven know what a plethora ees?”
— quote from The Three Amigos, debatably the funniest movie I’ve watched
*guys pls tell me you’ve watched this*
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
“A plethora? Do you eeven know what a plethora ees?”
— quote from The Three Amigos, debatably the funniest movie I’ve watched
*guys pls tell me you’ve watched this*
*Never seen it.*
*You should. It’s perhaps a little…messed up, but it’s a landmark of comedic Americana. (Or just an example of how dumb of a movie people can make)
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
“Now, watch, you two. Thees is how you talk to a woman.”
*Krampus is promptly thrown down half a mile of runway by the 18-foot-tall true form of the woman he was speaking of (also his ex?)
”Ahhh…just like the good old times.”
— Krampus in Red One
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(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
-one of my players whose character is married to the bbegs father
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
“Now, watch, you two. Thees is how you talk to a woman.”
*Krampus is promptly thrown down half a mile of runway by the 18-foot-tall true form of the woman he was speaking of (also his ex?)
”Ahhh…just like the good old times.”
— Krampus in Red One
This reminds me of all those those times in Pirates of the Caribbean where Jack Sparrow walks up to a woman, gets slapped, and says some variation of "I (don't) think I deserved that".
Actually, Jack's got a few good quotes (more besides this): "If you were waiting for the opportune moment - that was it." "Four of you tried to kill me, and one of you succeeded!" "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a - *falls down staircase*" [I may be misremembering that last one slightly]
"Do you need to go through punishment training again? Do you not remember the bug zapper?" - YouTuber "ImCade", talking to one of his insectoid minions in a video game
"I start contemplating reality after a four min YouTube video and drawing a dumb little oc."
-me
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though) I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
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Here's a conversation between me and my sister (I found her response entertaining):
Me: "But those are both bad!"
Sister: "Which one is worse?"
Me: "Neither, they are equally horrible."
Sister: "Then do BOTH!!!"
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
...maybe Star Wars is more interesting than my mother finds it...
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"'Eyes! Aim for the eyes!' Those were my brother's last words."
"Cut! CUT! What are you doing? Now's not the time to try to get cuddles from your trainer! What are you trying to do, charm the audience?"
"Well, director, Tyrantrum can actually learn the move charm, so..."
-A couple gems of NPC dialogue from Pokémon Legends Z-A
*for those who don't know, Tyrantrum = giant dragon t-rex*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I just beat Summoned Savior first try and I'm very proud.
Quotes are good, but even better... DRAGON T-REX?!?! What? That's fun!
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*Oh, and here's something I heard a YouTuber say to a bug in a video game (I normally hate this style of joke, but in this case it's fine):*
"You're ugly! You're mom's ugly! IT'S GENETIC!"
*I might be misremembering the emphasis. But it was funny all the same.*
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Dang. Poor bug.
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
“A plethora? Do you eeven know what a plethora ees?”
— quote from The Three Amigos, debatably the funniest movie I’ve watched
*guys pls tell me you’ve watched this*
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
*Never seen it.*
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*You should. It’s perhaps a little…messed up, but it’s a landmark of comedic Americana. (Or just an example of how dumb of a movie people can make)
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
“Now, watch, you two. Thees is how you talk to a woman.”
*Krampus is promptly thrown down half a mile of runway by the 18-foot-tall true form of the woman he was speaking of (also his ex?)
”Ahhh…just like the good old times.”
— Krampus in Red One
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
"ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
“No! NOOOOO!”
*crashing of lightsabers*
that moment is so peak
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
REAL
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"How would your father feel about this."
-one of my players whose character is married to the bbegs father
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
“I see a bad Gru arising…”
—- yall better know
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
This reminds me of all those those times in Pirates of the Caribbean where Jack Sparrow walks up to a woman, gets slapped, and says some variation of "I (don't) think I deserved that".
Actually, Jack's got a few good quotes (more besides this): "If you were waiting for the opportune moment - that was it." "Four of you tried to kill me, and one of you succeeded!" "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a - *falls down staircase*" [I may be misremembering that last one slightly]
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Do you need to go through punishment training again? Do you not remember the bug zapper?" - YouTuber "ImCade", talking to one of his insectoid minions in a video game
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"I start contemplating reality after a four min YouTube video and drawing a dumb little oc."
-me
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
“What if- what if I fall?”
”oh, but darling, what if you fly?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ARCH!*
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato
My pronouns are They/Them (I don't actually care, though)
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, yay! But I will mother you if you are being stupid
ALL HAIL MERLIN!!!!!!! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen