"i looked away for 1 second and now I am face to face with my ancestors and they want to remove my limbs. you know not the oddest thing that has happened."
-me playing earthbound
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"How could you leave us so unexpected? We waited, we waited For you but you just left us We needed you, I needed you Yo, I don't know what it's like to be addicted to pills But I do know what it's like to be a witness, it kills Mama told me she love me, I'm thinking this isn't real I think of you when I get a whiff of that cigarette smell, yeah Welcome to the bottom of hell They say pain is a prison, let me out of my cell You say you proud of me, but you don't know me that well Sit in my room, tears running down my face and I yell Into my pillowcases, say you coming to get us Then call a minute later just to tell us you not, I'm humiliated I'm in a room with a parent that I barely know Some lady in the corner watching us, while she taking notes I don't get it mom, don't you want to watch your babies grow? I guess pills are more important, all you have to say is "no" But you won't do it, will you? You gon' keep popping 'til those pills kill you I know you gone but I can still feel you Why would you leave us? Why would you leave us? How could you leave us here? How could you leave us? Why would you leave us? Oh Hey I got this picture in my room and it kills me But I don't need a picture of my mom, I need the real thing Now a relationship is something we won't ever have Why do I feel like I lost something that I never had? You shoulda been there when I graduated Told me you love me and congratulations Instead you left us at the window waiting Where you at mom? We're too young to understand, where you at huh? Yeah, I know them drugs got you held captive I can see it in your eyes, they got your mind captured Some say it's fun to get the high but I am not laughing And what you don't realise and what you not grasping That I was nothing but a kid who couldn't understand I ain't gon' say that I forgive you 'cause it hasn't happened I thought that maybe I feel better as time passes If you really cared for me, then where you at then? Why would you leave us? Why would you leave us? How could you leave us here? How would you leave us? Why would you leave us? Oh Hey Our last conversation, you and I sat in the living room Talking 'bout my music and I brought you something to listen to You started crying, telling me this isn't you A couple weeks later, guess you were singing a different tune You took them pills for the last time, didn't you? They took you from us once, guess they came back to finish you Crying my eyes out in the studio is difficult Music is the only place that I can go to speak to you It took me everything inside of me to not scream at your funeral Sitting in my chair, that person talking was pitiful I wish you were here mama but every time I picture you All I feel is pain, I hate the way I remember you They found you on the floor, I could tell that you felt hollow Gave everything you had plus your life to them pill bottles You gave everything you had plus your life to them pill bottles Don't know if you hear me or not, but if you still watching, why? Why would you leave us? Why would you leave us? How could you leave us here? How would you leave us? Why would you leave us? Oh Hey Sometimes I think about like Sometimes I think about things like, you know When I have kids, I'm like You won't be there, you know? You won't be there for any of that And I'll never get to see you again Sometimes I wish I would've just called you I wish I would've just picked up the phone, wish you were here I mean you should've been there for us, you should have been here Them pills got you, right? Them pills got you, right? I wish you were here..."
----How Could You Leave Us, NF
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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
you know I am just going to stop explaining myself
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
"His momma was a baker, and his meemaw was the same. Long Johnny Black Teeth, haunted be thy name. Skimmed off the top, stabbed with a mop, and his first mate was to blame. Long Johnny Black Teeth, whom death could never tame."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...write me a five-page speech on the cultural strengths of our nation."
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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
"Thought I saw your shadow under the door Just a trick of the light I've seen before I can never tell what's real anymore Anymore, anymore
I remember when we ran from the pool All the decorations up in your room And I couldn't find the right words to use But I knew that you knew
It seems so long, it seemed so long The moments that stay, they turn out all wrong When I look around, you're gone Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh All the places that return to All the faces that remind you
I can still see you at the place out there when I close my eyes Do you remember when we felt like the only two alive? Don't let me be one of the people that seek a lost romance Would you go and do it all over again, given a chance?
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...write me a five-page speech on the cultural strengths of our nation."
"Hey, why did it just shatter?"
-Americans
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...write me a five-page speech on the cultural strengths of our nation."
"Hey, why did it just shatter?"
-Americans
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...generate my History essay."
*Hey, we have hamburgers! That's gastroculture!*
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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
“B-brother… how could you? After all I’ve done for you? You’ve betrayed me again. I can’t believe it. Is it because of the worms? Those D**N WORMS!? I’ve done nothing but help YOU! Everything I’ve done was for you! For you!”
“Yet you, in your selfishness, ignored your OWN BROTHER and chose VERMIN like THEM over ME! I AM YOUR ONLY BROTHER!!”
*pause, panting*
“Is it an apology you seek? Do you seek my reconciliation for the worms? Why would I? When you were the one who locked me up on this barren rock, destined to do nothing but build these USELESS GOLEMS FOR ETERNITY!!”
*silence*
“Remember who comforted you after Her death.”
”Remember who gave us a place on that godforsaken planet.”
“Remember who chased glass frogs in the sun with you.”
“Remember what we once were to each other.”
”Do you?”
”…because I do.”
—Last dying words of my BBEG.
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May your milk never curdle.
Oh and may your bagels never be without cream cheese.
Oh and may your lobster always be fresh and yumny.
Oh and may your lemons be very zesty.
Oh and may you never get detained by the Lacus.
Oh and…that’s about it.
Wait…and may your cheesecake never change in temperature, except to perfection.
“Wait. So you’re telling me that, every Christmas Eve, he breaks into millions of homes and steals their food? Doesn’t he also pose a risk to aircraft?”
—little me
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"GAY FARMBOY CATS!"
- Me, like half my life ago (Actual quote, not sure how exact, smth along the lines of that tho)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"i looked away for 1 second and now I am face to face with my ancestors and they want to remove my limbs. you know not the oddest thing that has happened."
-me playing earthbound
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"How could you leave us so unexpected?
We waited, we waited
For you but you just left us
We needed you, I needed you
Yo, I don't know what it's like to be addicted to pills
But I do know what it's like to be a witness, it kills
Mama told me she love me, I'm thinking this isn't real
I think of you when I get a whiff of that cigarette smell, yeah
Welcome to the bottom of hell
They say pain is a prison, let me out of my cell
You say you proud of me, but you don't know me that well
Sit in my room, tears running down my face and I yell
Into my pillowcases, say you coming to get us
Then call a minute later just to tell us you not, I'm humiliated
I'm in a room with a parent that I barely know
Some lady in the corner watching us, while she taking notes
I don't get it mom, don't you want to watch your babies grow?
I guess pills are more important, all you have to say is "no"
But you won't do it, will you? You gon' keep popping 'til those pills kill you
I know you gone but I can still feel you
Why would you leave us?
Why would you leave us?
How could you leave us here?
How could you leave us?
Why would you leave us? Oh
Hey
I got this picture in my room and it kills me
But I don't need a picture of my mom, I need the real thing
Now a relationship is something we won't ever have
Why do I feel like I lost something that I never had?
You shoulda been there when I graduated
Told me you love me and congratulations
Instead you left us at the window waiting
Where you at mom? We're too young to understand, where you at huh?
Yeah, I know them drugs got you held captive
I can see it in your eyes, they got your mind captured
Some say it's fun to get the high but I am not laughing
And what you don't realise and what you not grasping
That I was nothing but a kid who couldn't understand
I ain't gon' say that I forgive you 'cause it hasn't happened
I thought that maybe I feel better as time passes
If you really cared for me, then where you at then?
Why would you leave us?
Why would you leave us?
How could you leave us here?
How would you leave us?
Why would you leave us? Oh
Hey
Our last conversation, you and I sat in the living room
Talking 'bout my music and I brought you something to listen to
You started crying, telling me this isn't you
A couple weeks later, guess you were singing a different tune
You took them pills for the last time, didn't you?
They took you from us once, guess they came back to finish you
Crying my eyes out in the studio is difficult
Music is the only place that I can go to speak to you
It took me everything inside of me to not scream at your funeral
Sitting in my chair, that person talking was pitiful
I wish you were here mama but every time I picture you
All I feel is pain, I hate the way I remember you
They found you on the floor, I could tell that you felt hollow
Gave everything you had plus your life to them pill bottles
You gave everything you had plus your life to them pill bottles
Don't know if you hear me or not, but if you still watching, why?
Why would you leave us?
Why would you leave us?
How could you leave us here?
How would you leave us?
Why would you leave us? Oh
Hey
Sometimes I think about like
Sometimes I think about things like, you know
When I have kids, I'm like
You won't be there, you know?
You won't be there for any of that
And I'll never get to see you again
Sometimes I wish I would've just called you
I wish I would've just picked up the phone, wish you were here
I mean you should've been there for us, you should have been here
Them pills got you, right?
Them pills got you, right?
I wish you were here..."
----How Could You Leave Us, NF
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
“I need a new heart, and I WANT YOURS.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Hey
I was doing just fine before I met you”.
Closer, The Chainsmokers and Halsey
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
DEFINITELY a Ravenclaw and a bookworm. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
"alright so an eldritch horror and Mr.saturn."
you know I am just going to stop explaining myself
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
"Well, at least if I was going insane, I'd know."
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as 6 impossible things before breakfast!" - Lewis Carroll
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
DEFINITELY a Ravenclaw and a bookworm. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
“She is serving!… the maximum sentence.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Cause I need you to need me, I’m empty you feed me, so refreshing... my little soda pop”. Soda Pop, Saja Boys
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
DEFINITELY a Ravenclaw and a bookworm. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
"His momma was a baker, and his meemaw was the same.
Long Johnny Black Teeth, haunted be thy name.
Skimmed off the top, stabbed with a mop, and his first mate was to blame.
Long Johnny Black Teeth, whom death could never tame."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...write me a five-page speech on the cultural strengths of our nation."
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
“Dies Irae Illa, Vos Solve In Favilla, Maledictus Erus, In Flamas Eternum… “ Your Idol, Saja Boys (very nice meaning)
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
DEFINITELY a Ravenclaw and a bookworm. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
"Thought I saw your shadow under the door
Just a trick of the light I've seen before
I can never tell what's real anymore
Anymore, anymore
I remember when we ran from the pool
All the decorations up in your room
And I couldn't find the right words to use
But I knew that you knew
It seems so long, it seemed so long
The moments that stay, they turn out all wrong
When I look around, you're gone
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
All the places that return to
All the faces that remind you
I can still see you at the place out there when I close my eyes
Do you remember when we felt like the only two alive?
Don't let me be one of the people that seek a lost romance
Would you go and do it all over again, given a chance?
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh..."
"Remember When", Wallows
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
"Hey, why did it just shatter?"
-Americans
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...generate my History essay."
*Hey, we have hamburgers! That's gastroculture!*
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
"I like him. He's nice, but scary. Like Santa."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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"He punched my shark!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
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“B-brother… how could you? After all I’ve done for you? You’ve betrayed me again. I can’t believe it. Is it because of the worms? Those D**N WORMS!? I’ve done nothing but help YOU! Everything I’ve done was for you! For you!”
“Yet you, in your selfishness, ignored your OWN BROTHER and chose VERMIN like THEM over ME! I AM YOUR ONLY BROTHER!!”
*pause, panting*
“Is it an apology you seek? Do you seek my reconciliation for the worms? Why would I? When you were the one who locked me up on this barren rock, destined to do nothing but build these USELESS GOLEMS FOR ETERNITY!!”
*silence*
“Remember who comforted you after Her death.”
”Remember who gave us a place on that godforsaken planet.”
“Remember who chased glass frogs in the sun with you.”
“Remember what we once were to each other.”
”Do you?”
”…because I do.”
—Last dying words of my BBEG.
May your milk never curdle.
Oh and may your bagels never be without cream cheese.
Oh and may your lobster always be fresh and yumny.
Oh and may your lemons be very zesty.
Oh and may you never get detained by the Lacus.
Oh and…that’s about it.
Wait…and may your cheesecake never change in temperature, except to perfection.
“Wait. So you’re telling me that, every Christmas Eve, he breaks into millions of homes and steals their food? Doesn’t he also pose a risk to aircraft?”
—little me
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig