Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
- Lucifer talking with Charlie on the phone, Hazbin Hotel
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Grew up in the French Court Oui, oui, bonjour Life was a chore so (she set sail) 1522 came straight to the UK All the British dudes, lame Epic fail
Ooh, I wanna dance and sing Politics, not my thing Ooh, but then I met the King And soon my daddy said, You should try and get ahead…
-Anne Boleyn, SIX
What in the world
What in the world indeed. SIX is a very fun musical. And if you don’t know, Anne Boleyn, the second wife of king Henry the 8th, was beheaded. So the last lyric is a bit of a pun. The song is called, “Don’t Lose Ur head,”
“Now Dolores, I intend on roasting you so hard you won’t need cremating.”
“You know, some people cried when Voldemort died. Because it wasn’t you.”
”not even your cat plates show for your funeral.”
“There once was a witch named Dolores, who sadly didn’t die in the forest. She somehow survived, left a random deprived, but now finally she’s got Rigor Mortis.”
”Dolores Umbridge, you were a relentless, repulsive, rancid little roach and it will never not upset me that you outlived so many generous, talented young people.”
“Abusing your power, parading your prejudiced pink clad posterior around my school like some alternate methods Mary Poppins.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"Should I ask a girl to dance and potentially embarrass myself, or just sit here in this chair by myself?"
- Me, thinking to myself at the dance that's going on right now where I am
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"Should I ask a girl to dance and potentially embarrass myself, or just sit here in this chair by myself?"
- Me, thinking to myself at the dance that's going on right now where I am
*go for it my guy*
(But I'm an introvert and shy as hell when it comes to crap like this...)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“You should meet my Friends, the Hounds of Tindalos. They know a lot about R̵̛̩̞̞͛̄̐͑̆̈́̉̏̏̇̿̈́͠͝ị̵̠͑͐͂̕g̶̜̤̼̫̭̹̼̰͍̀̄́̇́͗̈̎̏̇͋̿ḧ̸̰̹͓̻̪͕̀̔̅ţ̷̡͚̲̻̰̫͍̯̟͎̇̏͐̑̂̀̾̕ ̷̡̹͔̥̘̠͎͕̺͕̰͍̟̀̍͜ͅa̴̡̫͖͙̰̯̖̮͚̮̠̰̪͊͗̔̉̎͝n̷̛̪̭̬͕̹̫̥̖̲͔̽̇̃̓g̵̨̠͕͔͐͂̒̀̓͝l̶̡̡̘̪͖͓͇̲̬͕̙͚̟̮̀͜e̴͍͎̔̃̍̋̈́̌̃̈̀̎͛ͅ” -me to Agate on faction wars, a very super funny joke.
”Life is cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?” -Davy Jones.
“You were found guilty seven hours ago, you’re already late for your own execution! Once you’re dead, you can file an appeal in claims. NEXT!” -Abaddon, supreme Adjudicator of the hells.
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"tAkE tHaT, dEpReSsiOn!"
Lucifer Morningstar :3
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
"Heeeeeey, b***ch!"
- Lucifer talking with Charlie on the phone, Hazbin Hotel
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“If you really wanted power, you should’ve just had your fetus teleported into a rich woman or something. Then you’d be living it up.”
“This propeller hat may help me stay in disguise when Skynet takes over the helicopters.”
“When you encounter someone new, you greet them. You do not lick them.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I fear that I am ordinary, just like everyone."
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so (she set sail)
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame
Epic fail
Politics, not my thing
Ooh, but then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, You should try and get ahead…
What in the world
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
What in the world indeed. SIX is a very fun musical. And if you don’t know, Anne Boleyn, the second wife of king Henry the 8th, was beheaded. So the last lyric is a bit of a pun. The song is called, “Don’t Lose Ur head,”
“and then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife. TEN. TIMES.”
“Now Dolores, I intend on roasting you so hard you won’t need cremating.”
“You know, some people cried when Voldemort died. Because it wasn’t you.”
”not even your cat plates show for your funeral.”
“There once was a witch named Dolores, who sadly didn’t die in the forest. She somehow survived, left a random deprived, but now finally she’s got Rigor Mortis.”
”Dolores Umbridge, you were a relentless, repulsive, rancid little roach and it will never not upset me that you outlived so many generous, talented young people.”
“Abusing your power, parading your prejudiced pink clad posterior around my school like some alternate methods Mary Poppins.
”supercalifragilisticnoitsevilcovidcoughing(1GP)youwereobnoxious,”
“and now I wish you well. In hell. BURN IN HELL!”
-Professor McGonagall at Dolores Umbridge’s funeral.
"i just found the wallet. laying on the street. in the dead old mans pocket. the one i had previously murdered. but i just found it"
wishing to live.
whispering on wind.
falling through sky.
feeling i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
*yeah like seriously its overrused, at that point you know its gonna go wrong no matter what*
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die!"
- Aang, digging his own grave
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“But I don’t WANT to be a Roblox FPS!”
“Please stop calling the New York Marathon ‘Ranhattan’.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Should I ask a girl to dance and potentially embarrass myself, or just sit here in this chair by myself?"
- Me, thinking to myself at the dance that's going on right now where I am
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*go for it my guy*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
(But I'm an introvert and shy as hell when it comes to crap like this...)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Janet, could you bring me Eleanor Shellstrop’s file?”
”Alright, Michael!”
”…is what you have Eleanor Shellstrop’s file, or a cactus?”
”I have Eleanor Shellstrop’s file, and not a cactus!”
”if I ask for Eleanor Shellstrop’s file and you give me a cactus I will be very disappointed.”
”I have Eleanor Shellstrop’s file, and I do not have a cactus!”
”Good, could you give me Eleanor Shellstrop’s file?”
”sure!” *gives cactus*
”…Thanks.”
“Don’t feel bad, if I was a giant sea monster, I would eat you!”
”aww, thanks!”
“You should meet my Friends, the Hounds of Tindalos. They know a lot about R̵̛̩̞̞͛̄̐͑̆̈́̉̏̏̇̿̈́͠͝ị̵̠͑͐͂̕g̶̜̤̼̫̭̹̼̰͍̀̄́̇́͗̈̎̏̇͋̿ḧ̸̰̹͓̻̪͕̀̔̅ţ̷̡͚̲̻̰̫͍̯̟͎̇̏͐̑̂̀̾̕ ̷̡̹͔̥̘̠͎͕̺͕̰͍̟̀̍͜ͅa̴̡̫͖͙̰̯̖̮͚̮̠̰̪͊͗̔̉̎͝n̷̛̪̭̬͕̹̫̥̖̲͔̽̇̃̓g̵̨̠͕͔͐͂̒̀̓͝l̶̡̡̘̪͖͓͇̲̬͕̙͚̟̮̀͜e̴͍͎̔̃̍̋̈́̌̃̈̀̎͛ͅ” -me to Agate on faction wars, a very super funny joke.
”Life is cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?” -Davy Jones.
“You were found guilty seven hours ago, you’re already late for your own execution! Once you’re dead, you can file an appeal in claims. NEXT!” -Abaddon, supreme Adjudicator of the hells.