-Me when the random 'follow the litwick' side quest in pokemon ends with a jumpscare
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"You know, Rafaal, ever since we've become teenagers you've been very moody.
We've been teenagers for a thousand years.
Exactly."
*I may be misremembering this quote slightly. The first and last lines are the character speaking to his brother, the 2nd is the response.
Where’s this from?
Sorry I didn't notice this until now: It's from a book called "The Rise of the School for Good and Evil" (I don't like the main series it's a prequel to, but I enjoy it itself)
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
-Qui-Gon Jinn
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"man I love how it is either really ominous or Don't stare to long. it's rude."
me explaining my attempts at weirdcore.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
-Qui-Gon Jinn
Oh. My. Goodness.
Many things I've seen on here have made me laugh, but none as hard as this one did.
...my family is wondering what I found so funny in the PDF I was reading...
Wow. A+ quote.
"Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!"
--- Friedrich Nietzsche, Shakespeare wannabe
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(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
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(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
"One of the benefits of an obsession."
-Me
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
"One of the benefits of an obsession."
-Me
“Very true.”
— me, myself, and I
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
”No problems with the cards, the people, the company, with Vivi Cauldron decks…”
”Nope!”
”Are you a new Magic player?”
”How’d you guess?”
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"Survival chances are dwindling into the single digits now." - Fishlegs from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"Pain. Love it." - Hiccup, from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"I hate that guy." - [Can't remember], from Despicable Me (Movie)
…that’s a full lineup of quotes right there
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"Okay, that was unnecessary."
-Me when the random 'follow the litwick' side quest in pokemon ends with a jumpscare
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Sorry I didn't notice this until now: It's from a book called "The Rise of the School for Good and Evil" (I don't like the main series it's a prequel to, but I enjoy it itself)
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
-Qui-Gon Jinn
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"man I love how it is either really ominous or Don't stare to long. it's rude."
me explaining my attempts at weirdcore.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Many things I've seen on here have made me laugh, but none as hard as this one did.
...my family is wondering what I found so funny in the PDF I was reading...
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Wow. A+ quote.
"Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!"
--- Friedrich Nietzsche, Shakespeare wannabe
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
(Trying to read someone's mind using the force) "What do you see?"
"I see... you. Growing more and more frustrated."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Wow. The Star Wars quotes are your forte, my friend (along with really all quotes, just these are especially good).
”One blade, two blade, three blade, four — which one will drop you to the floor?”
— off some MTG card I no longer remember
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
"One of the benefits of an obsession."
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“Very true.”
— me, myself, and I
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
"Hatred outlives the hateful"
-rancor mtg card
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
“So you’re telling me you love MTG.”
”Yup.”
”No problems with the cards, the people, the company, with Vivi Cauldron decks…”
”Nope!”
”Are you a new Magic player?”
”How’d you guess?”
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
"Survival chances are dwindling into the single digits now." - Fishlegs from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"Pain. Love it." - Hiccup, from How to Train Your Dragon (Movie)
"I hate that guy." - [Can't remember], from Despicable Me (Movie)
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
…that’s a full lineup of quotes right there
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!