"Why. Just why. Out of all my quotes, why this one?"
- Me
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Why. Just why. Out of all my quotes, why this one?"
- Me
“I’m gonna need context immediately.”
-Me right now
"Me, Salem, and some other people have this thing called the Quote Book, in which we put random quotes from people in our school. What I really said was 'To quote Vox, 'I am so hard right now!'', and the only reason I did is because I thought it was funny and it deserved to be in the Quote Book."
- Me at this very moment
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Why. Just why. Out of all my quotes, why this one?"
- Me
“I’m gonna need context immediately.”
-Me right now
"Me, Salem, and some other people have this thing called the Quote Book, in which we put random quotes from people in our school. What I really said was 'To quote Vox, 'I am so hard right now!'', and the only reason I did is because I thought it was funny and it deserved to be in the Quote Book."
- Me at this very moment
"I-I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse."
-Me
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
"Why. Just why. Out of all my quotes, why this one?"
- Me
“I’m gonna need context immediately.”
-Me right now
"Me, Salem, and some other people have this thing called the Quote Book, in which we put random quotes from people in our school. What I really said was 'To quote Vox, 'I am so hard right now!'', and the only reason I did is because I thought it was funny and it deserved to be in the Quote Book."
- Me at this very moment
"I-I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse."
-Me
“It’s a Hazbin reference! Ofc it makes it better”
the mind flayed tadpole inside of my skull
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*listening to my science teacher explain covalent bonds* "So it's elemental communism?" - Me a few days ago
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"I hope you have a NICE DAY! Or do I hope you have cyanide?"
-VSauce
"I've seen that video!"
- Me
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(persuasion check) "We're part of the workers' union, too!" - a fellow partymate
(whispers loudly) "what the hell is a union?" - me, a 2'8" kobold with a human-sized Monster-Hunter-style greatsword
we failed the check, btw.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
(persuasion check) "We're part of the workers' union, too!" - a fellow partymate
(whispers loudly) "what the hell is a union?" - me, a 2'8" kobold with a human-sized Monster-Hunter-style greatsword
we failed the check, btw.
"I think if the sword is bigger than the wielder, that would make it a bestsword instead of simply a greatsword."
-My brain, fed solely on memes and dnd.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
(persuasion check) "We're part of the workers' union, too!" - a fellow partymate
(whispers loudly) "what the hell is a union?" - me, a 2'8" kobold with a human-sized Monster-Hunter-style greatsword
we failed the check, btw.
"I think if the sword is bigger than the wielder, that would make it a bestsword instead of simply a greatsword."
-My brain, fed solely on memes and dnd.
just to be clear, I'm not talking about this kind of greatsword:
I'm talking about THIS kind of greatsword:
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"Why. Just why. Out of all my quotes, why this one?"
- Me
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
“I’m gonna need context immediately.”
-Me right now
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
"Me, Salem, and some other people have this thing called the Quote Book, in which we put random quotes from people in our school. What I really said was 'To quote Vox, 'I am so hard right now!'', and the only reason I did is because I thought it was funny and it deserved to be in the Quote Book."
- Me at this very moment
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
I love how everyone took to instead of using asterisks when not making a quote or something they just turn it into a quote itself
- PJ, Nov. 17th, 2024, 10:44 PM
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored
One of many zeros
Kicked around bored
Your ears are full but your empty
Holding at your heart
To people who never really
Care how you are
So give me Coffe & TV, easily
I’ve seen so much I’m going blind and I’m brain dead virtually
"Cheese is just a loaf of milk."
- Alastor, Hazbin Hotel Abridged
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
"I-I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse."
-Me
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
“It’s a Hazbin reference! Ofc it makes it better”
the mind flayed tadpole inside of my skull
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"As a child, I yearned for the mines."
-The ACTUAL Minecraft movie trailer.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*listening to my science teacher explain covalent bonds* "So it's elemental communism?" - Me a few days ago
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Nine: "I hate chili dogs!"
Sonic: *gasps in outrage*
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Me: "I hate chili in general!"
Everyone in my family on Thanksgiving: *GASP! WITH PASSION!*
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Me: "Here's hoping they reference "Creeper! Aw, man."
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"I hope you have a NICE DAY! Or do I hope you have cyanide?"
-VSauce
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.”
-Carl, from Llamas With Hats
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
"I've seen that video!"
- Me
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. All times orphan."
-An AI that was fed over 1000 hours of Batman movies and was asked to make it's own.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(persuasion check) "We're part of the workers' union, too!" - a fellow partymate
(whispers loudly) "what the hell is a union?" - me, a 2'8" kobold with a human-sized Monster-Hunter-style greatsword
we failed the check, btw.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"I think if the sword is bigger than the wielder, that would make it a bestsword instead of simply a greatsword."
-My brain, fed solely on memes and dnd.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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just to be clear, I'm not talking about this kind of greatsword:

I'm talking about THIS kind of greatsword:

he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
“I hate Star Wars fans and they hate Star Wars.”
Even being a Star Wars fan this is kind of funny
Do you feel like a chain store?
Practically floored
One of many zeros
Kicked around bored
Your ears are full but your empty
Holding at your heart
To people who never really
Care how you are
So give me Coffe & TV, easily
I’ve seen so much I’m going blind and I’m brain dead virtually