“I wish I looked as Mature as you. You are sixteen but look well over forty! I do not know how you manage to keep your skin both leathery and wet. Perhaps it is the Tampa bay swamp climate, mixed with your refusal to wear sunscreen.”
"Sir and/or Madam, please do not offend the alligator people. They will tear your limbs off as compensation for your audacity and drag them to their swampy lairs to add to their pile of tourist souvenirs and we Floridians just don't have enough [gp]s to give to the effort of trying to retrieve your lost goods from them."
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"That was actually a morality core installed in me when I flooded the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin, in order to stop me from flooding the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin."
"It started last Tuesday. I woke up and I was married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes... But I survived!"
"The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster, long for Buh."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"You might have a very minor case of... Serious brain damage. Now, don't be alarmed, although if you do feel alarmed, hold onto that feeling, because that's the normal person's reaction to being told they have brain damage."
Every single one of you is comin' to my mind Bring 'em all together, can you stack 'em in a line? Jealousy is gonna be your failure, not mine Winnin'-in'-in' (winnin'-in'-in')
"Why is it anytime I leave you all alone for five minutes, you all somehow end up picking a fight with another monstrous horror" - Druid Dragonborn that recently joined the party.
"Hey, this time the mushroom caused this" - Barbarian Tortle and resident chaos gremlin.
"Being able to [gp] out murderous monsters isn't an excuse that's going to fly with the dwarves, so why would you think it would fly with me?" - Druid Dragonborn
“I’m going to kill you in a minute. I’m not even kidding. You’re gonna be as dead as a fish in the slums any second, all floppy and making smells! But don’t tell the boys, this is our secret girl plan! :o”
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Hey, when I go through the machine, can you set it to extra radiation?"
"It's an MRI, there is no radiation."
"Jason, what's that in your hand?"
"Nothing"
"Is that a spider, Jason?"
"No"
"Jason, going through an MRI with a spider in your hand isn't going to give you superpowers!"
"Yes it will! It already gave me the power to swell up my hand!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
-Thing that happened on LCW
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"This is just like when the monkey in the chair told Mom that I have hallucinations."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Sir and/or Madam, please do not offend the alligator people. They will tear your limbs off as compensation for your audacity and drag them to their swampy lairs to add to their pile of tourist souvenirs and we Floridians just don't have enough [gp]s to give to the effort of trying to retrieve your lost goods from them."
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
"Shut up! My mom works for heaven and can get you PERMANENTLY SMITED if you mess with us again!"
-Aasimar cleric rolling low intimidation
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"That was actually a morality core installed in me when I flooded the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin, in order to stop me from flooding the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You are now entering a stress free zone!”
”(enforced by sniper),”
"Say, when exactly did you lose your mind?"
"It started last Tuesday. I woke up and I was married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes... But I survived!"
"The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster, long for Buh."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"You might have a very minor case of... Serious brain damage. Now, don't be alarmed, although if you do feel alarmed, hold onto that feeling, because that's the normal person's reaction to being told they have brain damage."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Never gonna give you up" (But in binary)
- The_DragonTamer
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
“All Janet voids are nothing, but neutral Janet voids are like, the most nothing.”
"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"robot, where can i find a therapist?"
"alcohol is in aisle 10"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Every single one of you is comin' to my mind
Bring 'em all together, can you stack 'em in a line?
Jealousy is gonna be your failure, not mine
Winnin'-in'-in' (winnin'-in'-in')
"Why is it anytime I leave you all alone for five minutes, you all somehow end up picking a fight with another monstrous horror" - Druid Dragonborn that recently joined the party.
"Hey, this time the mushroom caused this" - Barbarian Tortle and resident chaos gremlin.
"Being able to [gp] out murderous monsters isn't an excuse that's going to fly with the dwarves, so why would you think it would fly with me?" - Druid Dragonborn
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
“You crushed me with my car?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“I made a jigsaw out of your past, did you like it?”
“I’m going to kill you in a minute. I’m not even kidding. You’re gonna be as dead as a fish in the slums any second, all floppy and making smells! But don’t tell the boys, this is our secret girl plan! :o”
“This is not the time to be strong and silent, and attractive!”
the Fifteenth doctor.
"He punched my shark!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Hey, when I go through the machine, can you set it to extra radiation?"
"It's an MRI, there is no radiation."
"Jason, what's that in your hand?"
"Nothing"
"Is that a spider, Jason?"
"No"
"Jason, going through an MRI with a spider in your hand isn't going to give you superpowers!"
"Yes it will! It already gave me the power to swell up my hand!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"Yeah there was a bunny at the slide at the movie theater"
"There what?"
Conversation I had with some kid I was teaching to use a water slide at a movie theater in my dream. Guess which one was me
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread