“When this is all over, my picture will be hung in the bad place hall of fame, next to the guy who invented bees with teeth.”
"And the rot, oh the rot. Timmy watched as maggot crawled through the flesh of his deceased parents, watched as the way they hung, their jaws agape, flesh dripping, bones cracked, all of the bones bent backwards, blood dripping from their throa- hey! Hey stop! Get off your phone... I'm trying to tell a story!" - Me to my IRL frens (I also belong on the wall)
"You're telling me I can pick up a corpse I find in a valley of souls, soak it like a Chia Pet, and then raise a denizen of hell as a child soldier? Let's gooooooooo!"
"Your logic is wrong! I do this all of the time, you instable creature, you fiend! You know that I am the master of this skill, that I always practice manipulation, even if I am not the one know as 'it', no matter what, I always engage in such activities- I always win! Yet you! You think you have found a way that I might be it, when I always engage, you fool... you idiot... you unintelligible creature! You have no logic, no point, yet you are right! You are such a fool! You would never thing lo-" "F**K!!!!!!" - Me when my friend gets everyone to vote for me in Mafia for the reason of me being a sus little gremlin (I always be a sus lil gremlin) before hitting my hand on the table. The whole class burst out laughing. Even the teacher. For like, a whole minute.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"I'm too young to die! And too old to eat off the kid's menu! What a stupid age I am!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids in the orphanage call me Dick."
"Well, kids can be cruel."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces here, and let me just say I am disappointed.”
Boyfriend: (gets down on one knee)
girlfriend: “oh my gosh it’s finally happening!”
boyfriend: (falls over)
girlfriend: “the poison is kicking in!”
“You were never meant to exist, my little turtle dove.”
“Damn, girl, are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb?”
”I’m not trying, it’s just happening.”
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions!”
“When this is all over, my picture will be hung in the bad place hall of fame, next to the guy who invented bees with teeth.”
"And the rot, oh the rot. Timmy watched as maggot crawled through the flesh of his deceased parents, watched as the way they hung, their jaws agape, flesh dripping, bones cracked, all of the bones bent backwards, blood dripping from their throa- hey! Hey stop! Get off your phone... I'm trying to tell a story!" - Me to my IRL frens (I also belong on the wall)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"UwU I love you sensei!" - People who sell swords 💀💀💀
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"You're telling me I can pick up a corpse I find in a valley of souls, soak it like a Chia Pet, and then raise a denizen of hell as a child soldier? Let's gooooooooo!"
-Me watching Minecraft Live
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Well yeah I guess. B-but look at him"
"What?"
"He's gross"
"No"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"Paint me like one of your french girls."
"I'm Japanese, I'm drawing you like an anime waifu and you will like it!"
-my friends
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
My Greater Will Google Doc
Proud member of the DragonClub! cult.
"Legoshi"
"Smash"
"Blaidd"
"Smash"
"DND mindflayer"
"Smash"
"A toaster"
"Smash
"WHAT!??!?!"
- Conversation with my friends
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"Your logic is wrong! I do this all of the time, you instable creature, you fiend! You know that I am the master of this skill, that I always practice manipulation, even if I am not the one know as 'it', no matter what, I always engage in such activities- I always win! Yet you! You think you have found a way that I might be it, when I always engage, you fool... you idiot... you unintelligible creature! You have no logic, no point, yet you are right! You are such a fool! You would never thing lo-" "F**K!!!!!!" - Me when my friend gets everyone to vote for me in Mafia for the reason of me being a sus little gremlin (I always be a sus lil gremlin) before hitting my hand on the table. The whole class burst out laughing. Even the teacher. For like, a whole minute.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"Reckless Elemental Arsonist"
- 2024 Magmin title
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
"Go. Live your dream."
"Oh, than-"
"Your dream sucks. I was talking to her."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
"Who's the funny-looking donkey guy?"
"That's Sven."
"Oh! And who's the reindeer?"
"...That's Sven."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
“I have a girlfriend!!!” - Me - 0 seconds ago.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
*applause*
-me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
"I'm too young to die! And too old to eat off the kid's menu! What a stupid age I am!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
"My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids in the orphanage call me Dick."
"Well, kids can be cruel."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000