*one of the people in my campaign always say Tis But A Scratch and looks for Holy Hand Grenades, yet he claims to have never watch Monty Python, which kinda blows my mind lol*
Ah Monty python and the holy grail, what a great film.
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I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
“I need an easy friend, I do, with an ear to lend, I do, think you fit this shoe, I do, but you have a clue” - Nirvana, About A Girl (might’ve already quoted that?)
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once?” - Green Day, Basket Case
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Shimmering curtains of golden rays,
a heavenly scent in the air,
everything dressed in a misty haze,
a realm so remarkably fair.
Butterflies soaring on wings so frail, a fox cub is trailing a deer.
That squirrel is slumbering nose in tail, so sure there is nothing to fear.
But close by the squirrel, mere leaps away, all beauty is withered and dead.
There ravenous beings are stalking their prey, with cravings too great to be fed.
Murderous creatures are everywhere
molded like phantom or beast.
And flowers as deadly as they are rare,
are welcoming you to their feast.
Oh Davokar, take me and hold me tight, I’m yielding my being to you.
To die in your arms on some starlit night is all that I long to do.
— Hymn to the Leafy Deep, by Taubio
(Symbaroum Core Rulebook)
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Ah Monty python and the holy grail, what a great film.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
I move for no man
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Agreed
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
So bring some right here" -some caroler
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Lol
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some so bring some right here!" -same caroler
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Leave me alone! I don't even know what figgy pudding is!!! *cries intensely*" -me, when carolers threaten me for figgy pudding
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“I need an easy friend, I do, with an ear to lend, I do, think you fit this shoe, I do, but you have a clue” - Nirvana, About A Girl (might’ve already quoted that?)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"ALLEZ CUISINE!" -the chairman, iron chef
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Just as every Cop is a Criminal, and all the Sinners Saints” - The Rolling Stones, Sympathy For The Devil
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"Where's my super suit?!" Lucius Best, a.k.a. Frozone, from the Incredibles
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"We see some in your fridge there, we see some in your fridge there, we see some in your fridge there, so give us it now!" -the carol group
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."
- Some computer geek
My dad has shirt, says exactly that
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"Oh gosh that's so funny and so stupid at the same time lol" -me
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“And Helpless to fight it, we should all be satisfied, with this magical explanation for why the living die”
if someone knows what that’s from I’ll be extremely surprised
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
It’s the Hard to Be lyrics. Now WHERE’S MY PRIZE??
Terra Lubridia archive:
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Damn. that guy is way smaller than he should be. um, prize, what would you like?
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead