"The Nether is an interesting place, I hear. What's it like?"
"Hot, mostly. Full of piglins, all wanting gold in exchange for your life and some blackstone... it's really not a very nice place, unless your someone like me."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
He looks nervously at the villagers again. "they won't... force me out?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
He looks nervously at the villagers again. "they won't... force me out?"
"I'm sure they won't. If they did force out outcasts I wouldn't be here."
He looks mildly reassured. "mind if i..." He glances at the wither rose at his belt, "summon a friend?"
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Marco sighs, carefully planting the wither rose in the grass.
Slowly, a wither skeleton crawls out of the earth. It stands up straight. "Awaiting orders, sire."
"Drop the sword," Marco says, "and do whatever you want. Just keep in the violent impulses, alright?"
The skeleton relaxes. "Whisper understands."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Fangarch." Fangarch offers a hand to shake to both Marco and Whisper.
Marco shakes Fangarch's hand. Whisper follows suit. "Is there, like, a leader to this place? Or are we free here?" Marco asks.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Fangarch." Fangarch offers a hand to shake to both Marco and Whisper.
Marco shakes Fangarch's hand. Whisper follows suit. "Is there, like, a leader to this place? Or are we free here?" Marco asks.
"You mean the village, not really, though we do have a protector, Big Iron Joe. If you mean the entire land, then the Arch Illager." He points to the Arch Illager's fortress lurking ominously on the background.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Marco's state turns from calm to frantic. "The Arch ILLAGER?!" He shouts, staring at the fortress in horror, "oh no, oh no no no no no..." Whisper looks at fangarch knowingly as Marco enters a maddened state. "where's the nearest hiding place? Wherever it is get me there now now NOW!!!!!" Whisper walks over to fangarch, and whispers in his ear, "He has, lets just say history with the arch illager. Used to be friends, they did, before the arch Illager was the arch illager. He got chased away from several villages because of it. Better do what he says. He's called the 'wither king' in some parts of atheria."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Hey. I have a bunker down in the village well. You can hide out there for now." He opens a trapdoor at the bottom. Water doesn't flood in, cause Minecraft logic. He climbs down the ladder, beckoning for you to follow.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Marco, still shaking, follows Fangarch down the well. He goes down into the surprisingly cosy bunker, with whisper reluctantly following.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Fangarch closes the trapdoor behind him. While he comes down, the bunker seems decently comfortable-- a bed, a desk with an examine thingy, a chest, and other essentials.
When he comes back down, he looks at you. "You're safe here. They can't eavesdrop on our conversations either, so we can talk freely here. We're planning to raid the Arch Illager's castle."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Fantastic!" He licks his chops, red tongue flashing between the long white fangs. "Now, I need food, and though I look like a monster, um. I'm determined to eat like a person."
"Maybe there's a butcher somewhere in the village? I never learned how to hunt myself, those lessons were for the pillagers."
He snaps his hairy fingers/claws. "That's it! Then I don't have to tear apart any innocent sheep after chasing them around a big old grassland." He gets on all fours and starts crawling back towards the village. "I'll try and get you something too, if you'd like?"
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
"Fantastic!" He licks his chops, red tongue flashing between the long white fangs. "Now, I need food, and though I look like a monster, um. I'm determined to eat like a person."
"Maybe there's a butcher somewhere in the village? I never learned how to hunt myself, those lessons were for the pillagers."
He snaps his hairy fingers/claws. "That's it! Then I don't have to tear apart any innocent sheep after chasing them around a big old grassland." He gets on all fours and starts crawling back towards the village. "I'll try and get you something too, if you'd like?"
"I'll just have some mutton. Here." He hands you a couple of emeralds.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Hot, mostly. Full of piglins, all wanting gold in exchange for your life and some blackstone... it's really not a very nice place, unless your someone like me."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
He looks nervously at the villagers again. "they won't... force me out?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*uhh, guys?*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*helloooo?*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*went offline, sorry*
"I'm sure they won't. If they did force out outcasts I wouldn't be here."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He looks mildly reassured. "mind if i..." He glances at the wither rose at his belt, "summon a friend?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Not at all. I summon my friends all the time." He claps his hands and his allays come over.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"ok..."
Marco sighs, carefully planting the wither rose in the grass.
Slowly, a wither skeleton crawls out of the earth. It stands up straight. "Awaiting orders, sire."
"Drop the sword," Marco says, "and do whatever you want. Just keep in the violent impulses, alright?"
The skeleton relaxes. "Whisper understands."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Fangarch." Fangarch offers a hand to shake to both Marco and Whisper.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The shulk is in the bar drinking
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
*This guy reminds me of Nico from Percy Jackson*
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Marco shakes Fangarch's hand. Whisper follows suit. "Is there, like, a leader to this place? Or are we free here?" Marco asks.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"You mean the village, not really, though we do have a protector, Big Iron Joe. If you mean the entire land, then the Arch Illager." He points to the Arch Illager's fortress lurking ominously on the background.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Marco's state turns from calm to frantic. "The Arch ILLAGER?!" He shouts, staring at the fortress in horror, "oh no, oh no no no no no..." Whisper looks at fangarch knowingly as Marco enters a maddened state. "where's the nearest hiding place? Wherever it is get me there now now NOW!!!!!" Whisper walks over to fangarch, and whispers in his ear, "He has, lets just say history with the arch illager. Used to be friends, they did, before the arch Illager was the arch illager. He got chased away from several villages because of it. Better do what he says. He's called the 'wither king' in some parts of atheria."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Hey. I have a bunker down in the village well. You can hide out there for now." He opens a trapdoor at the bottom. Water doesn't flood in, cause Minecraft logic. He climbs down the ladder, beckoning for you to follow.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Marco, still shaking, follows Fangarch down the well. He goes down into the surprisingly cosy bunker, with whisper reluctantly following.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Fangarch closes the trapdoor behind him. While he comes down, the bunker seems decently comfortable-- a bed, a desk with an examine thingy, a chest, and other essentials.
When he comes back down, he looks at you. "You're safe here. They can't eavesdrop on our conversations either, so we can talk freely here. We're planning to raid the Arch Illager's castle."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He snaps his hairy fingers/claws. "That's it! Then I don't have to tear apart any innocent sheep after chasing them around a big old grassland." He gets on all fours and starts crawling back towards the village. "I'll try and get you something too, if you'd like?"
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
"I'll just have some mutton. Here." He hands you a couple of emeralds.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The cleric (basically witch) is in the church, making potions.