I'll cast dominate monster on archfey as an action, dc 25 wisdom save (he gets advantage though) or he's charmed by me and I'll tell him to cast forcecage around both of you.

I'll also run 30 feet towards you and as a bonus action I'll us my hexblades curse on the centaur

Quote from IsaacLinenfelser >>

Quote from carsorino >>

Quote from carsorino >>

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

*okay sorry for leaving, but after he casts invulnerability on his turn he’s gonna mount the centaur (Carsorino’s character) by using half his movement. Also, he has the mounted combatant feat, which I forgot to mention but I also don’t have access to, I did leave an ability score increase as a feat tho, so its there*

 Afterwards, Kaufrin (the centaur) rears up on his hind legs, activating his boots of speed. He uses 100 feet of movement to rush in and attack EJO's character.

Attack: 35 damage: 16 Sneak Attack damage: 40

He then dashes back 60 feet (not provoking opportunity attacks because Mobile and Swashbuckler's Fancy Footwork)

160 feet of movement because: 40 feet from centaur, +30 from horseshoes of speed, +10 from mobile. 80 feet. Bonus action boots of speed double it, for 160 feet of movement.

 Oooohhh!!! That 35 is a crit!!!

Extra weapon damage: 4 extra sneak Attack damage: 34

 I don't think you can use your sneak attack because you aren't sneaking up on him and the special swashbuckler sneak attack only works if nobody else is within 5 feet and both me and archfey are withng five feet of him.

 We aren’t using racking audacity, and I’m also within 5 feet of EJO, activating sneak attack because I’m one of the enemies.

Quote from IsaacLinenfelser >>

I'll cast dominate monster on archfey as an action, dc 25 wisdom save (he gets advantage though) or he's charmed by me and I'll tell him to cast forcecage around both of you.

I'll also run 30 feet towards you and as a bonus action I'll us my hexblades curse on the centaur

 Eighth level counterspell on the dominate monster.

Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >>

Quote from IsaacLinenfelser >>

I'll cast dominate monster on archfey as an action, dc 25 wisdom save (he gets advantage though) or he's charmed by me and I'll tell him to cast forcecage around both of you.

I'll also run 30 feet towards you and as a bonus action I'll us my hexblades curse on the centaur

 Eighth level counterspell on the dominate monster.

 I guess we just lose now...

it's impossible for us to damage you for the next 100 turns... 😂😂

Uh, excusie-what-now?

It's my turn. I don't use spells so i hit you 4 times, 2 times with the flail, 2 times with the nine lives stealer sword. The croc also bites arch. flail goes into carso, sword attacks arch.

I use my bonus action on second wind, healing 1d10 +20 hp. 28 and feinting attack giving me advantage on my first flail attack.

Flail: Attack: Attack: 30 Damage: 14 and again without advantage: Attack: 23 Damage: 14

Sword: Attack: 26 Damage: 12 and again Attack: 22 Damage: 12

Croc attacks, tail on carso then bite on arch. Tail: Attack: 25 Damage: 15 and DC 16 strength save or be knocked prone. Bite: Attack: 19 Damage: 23 and be grappled, escape dc 16.

Dude, this kobold isn't bad!

I also reduce your damage arch, using parry. I reduce it by 12.

I'm still on 215 HP.

You know, i'm thinking about creating a level 20 monster arena, where level 20's fight all sorts of monsters, from trolls to tarrasque. How about it?

I've made it! On adohands kitchen, the monster slayer's arena awaits you!

Quote from EJODM18604 >>

Uh, excusie-what-now?

It's my turn. I don't use spells so i hit you 4 times, 2 times with the flail, 2 times with the nine lives stealer sword. The croc also bites arch. flail goes into carso, sword attacks arch.

I use my bonus action on second wind, healing 1d10 +20 hp. 23 and feinting attack giving me advantage on my first flail attack.

Flail: Attack: Attack: 25 Damage: 17 and again without advantage: Attack: 26 Damage: 20

Sword: Attack: 25 Damage: 14 and again Attack: 27 Damage: 17

 Sorry i did move, extended because I am riding my croc like a horse and have the mobile feat.

Quote from EJODM18604 >>

Quote from EJODM18604 >>

Uh, excusie-what-now?

It's my turn. I don't use spells so i hit you 4 times, 2 times with the flail, 2 times with the nine lives stealer sword. The croc also bites arch. flail goes into carso, sword attacks arch.

I use my bonus action on second wind, healing 1d10 +20 hp. 23 and feinting attack giving me advantage on my first flail attack.

Flail: Attack: Attack: 25 Damage: 17 and again without advantage: Attack: 26 Damage: 20

Sword: Attack: 25 Damage: 14 and again Attack: 27 Damage: 17

 Sorry i did move, extended because I am riding my croc like a horse and have the mobile feat.

 Ok so Arch casted invulnerability and has the mounted combatant feat, so no damage done to Arch and then they can make all attacks hit them instead of their mount (me). 0 damage done in total.

Huh?

That's WAY to OP. And you wasted my time.

Uh, do we just go over to my monster arena now? No-ones very active...

*unless y’all surrender, which I don’t think you’re doing but I’m not sure, here’s my turn(

cast disintegrate at EJO’s character. DC 22 dex save or take 75 force damage, or half on a success.

Woah, OK! It's on! 

Save 14

*I'm wearing armour of force resistance in this one, only changed it to fit criteria of my monster arena, so half damage anyway*

180 HP left. Whose turn is it?

I guess i'll take mine.

Use second wind bonus action, regain 13 HP.

I hit with my flail. Attack: 28 Damage: 16 if that hits I disarm arch. I then attack with the flail again, using trip attack on carso. DC 23 dex save or be knocked prone, therefore throwing arch, his rider, off. after that my croc bites arch,  grappling him, escape DC 16. I tail attack carso if he wasn't knocked prone earlier, DC 16 or be knocked prone. Then attack carso with nine lives stealer 2 times, #1 Attack: 35 Damage: 21 #2 Attack: 25 Damage: 17. 

Oops forgot an attack for croc attacks. Bite Attack: 19 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. Tail Attack: 11 Damage: 15