Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"It had swords... flying swords... and it came out of a barrel, talking to me like an old friend!" He continues.
“Pesky time travelers, messing with our minds. Where is this ‘magic ghost barrel’.”
"Over there." Horrakir points to a collection of barrels near the entrance to below decks.
Xi cautiously approaches the barrels, summoning a produce flame as he goes. He lifts the lid to the ‘magic ghost barrel’ cautiously, like a rogue approaching what might be a mimic.
*anytime now drummer*
*sorry bro, was sleeping, but I'm here now*
As you open the barrel, make a dex save!
12
6 spectral swords fly out, but you are able to dodge out of the way in time! The same pirate that came out last time rises up, eyes glowing. "Did that rascal tell you I was 'ere?"
If you can see images, here's some character art for him:
“What are the chances you paid the toll?” Xi changes the colors of his ball of fire too quick for the eye to follow, from red to blue to yellow to green ect
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Ise, sir. Here for adventure and nothing more." He practically beams.
“Ya pay the toll yet? Gotta pay the toll to stay here.”
His smiles wavers slightly. "...and, um, how much would that be?"
“Not much, considering it’s indefinite. Just 10 gold, or a platinum or sum.’”
"I have 6 gold on me and a few silvers..."
“Anything else? Perhaps a work or art or magic item? We sailors have to profit somehow, ‘specially since we stopped the merchant raids.”
"hm." He thinks. "I guess I could do a job, if it was fun. I specialise in making things hot an cold, though you probably don't want the ship in ashes."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"It had swords... flying swords... and it came out of a barrel, talking to me like an old friend!" He continues.
“Pesky time travelers, messing with our minds. Where is this ‘magic ghost barrel’.”
"Over there." Horrakir points to a collection of barrels near the entrance to below decks.
Xi cautiously approaches the barrels, summoning a produce flame as he goes. He lifts the lid to the ‘magic ghost barrel’ cautiously, like a rogue approaching what might be a mimic.
*anytime now drummer*
*sorry bro, was sleeping, but I'm here now*
As you open the barrel, make a dex save!
12
6 spectral swords fly out, but you are able to dodge out of the way in time! The same pirate that came out last time rises up, eyes glowing. "Did that rascal tell you I was 'ere?"
If you can see images, here's some character art for him:
“What are the chances you paid the toll?” Xi changes the colors of his ball of fire too quick for the eye to follow, from red to blue to yellow to green ect
"Toll? Me? In your dreams mate, this cap'in don't pay nobody nothing for nothing."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
"Ise, sir. Here for adventure and nothing more." He practically beams.
“Ya pay the toll yet? Gotta pay the toll to stay here.”
His smiles wavers slightly. "...and, um, how much would that be?"
“Not much, considering it’s indefinite. Just 10 gold, or a platinum or sum.’”
"I have 6 gold on me and a few silvers..."
“Anything else? Perhaps a work or art or magic item? We sailors have to profit somehow, ‘specially since we stopped the merchant raids.”
"hm." He thinks. "I guess I could do a job, if it was fun. I specialise in making things hot an cold, though you probably don't want the ship in ashes."
“Righto.” The Captain grins and passes Ise a sponge. “You can start by scrubbin’ this deck.”
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
Mound, a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral, helps him up. “Absolutely. You don’t happen to have 10 gold on ya, by any chance?”
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
Mound, a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral, helps him up. “Absolutely. You don’t happen to have 10 gold on ya, by any chance?”
"Uhhhhhh... no. I just have the one." He flourishes a gold piece. "But I'm more than willing to work off my debt!"
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
Mound, a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral, helps him up. “Absolutely. You don’t happen to have 10 gold on ya, by any chance?”
"Uhhhhhh... no. I just have the one." He flourishes a gold piece. "But I'm more than willing to work off my debt!"
He shrugs and takes the gold. “Ah, it’s alright. I’ll let ya in at a discount. Just don’t tell the Captain. He’s a stickler for the rules. Ironic, what with his piracy and all.”
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
Mound, a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral, helps him up. “Absolutely. You don’t happen to have 10 gold on ya, by any chance?”
"Uhhhhhh... no. I just have the one." He flourishes a gold piece. "But I'm more than willing to work off my debt!"
He shrugs and takes the gold. “Ah, it’s alright. I’ll let ya in at a discount. Just don’t tell the Captain. He’s a stickler for the rules. Ironic, what with his piracy and all.”
"Well thank you friend! I agree but I'm sure that most pirates are sticklers for rules when it comes to gold. Where can I meet this captain?"
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
He points across the deck, where a dark-haired man is talking to a small kobold and passing a sponge to another sailor. “Right over there. Nice guy. Just don’t get on his bad side. It’s a sight to behold.”
"It had swords... flying swords... and it came out of a barrel, talking to me like an old friend!" He continues.
“Pesky time travelers, messing with our minds. Where is this ‘magic ghost barrel’.”
"Over there." Horrakir points to a collection of barrels near the entrance to below decks.
Xi cautiously approaches the barrels, summoning a produce flame as he goes. He lifts the lid to the ‘magic ghost barrel’ cautiously, like a rogue approaching what might be a mimic.
*anytime now drummer*
*sorry bro, was sleeping, but I'm here now*
As you open the barrel, make a dex save!
12
6 spectral swords fly out, but you are able to dodge out of the way in time! The same pirate that came out last time rises up, eyes glowing. "Did that rascal tell you I was 'ere?"
If you can see images, here's some character art for him:
“What are the chances you paid the toll?” Xi changes the colors of his ball of fire too quick for the eye to follow, from red to blue to yellow to green ect
"Toll? Me? In your dreams mate, this cap'in don't pay nobody nothing for nothing."
“Don’t blame me for what happens next. Catch.” He tosses the ball of fire at the barrel pirate and walks away.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
He points across the deck, where a dark-haired man is talking to a small kobold and passing a sponge to another sailor. “Right over there. Nice guy. Just don’t get on his bad side. It’s a sight to behold.”
"I'll keep that in mind" he says smiling. "Oh yes! I almost forgot! My name's Caldin, what's yours?"
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
He points across the deck, where a dark-haired man is talking to a small kobold and passing a sponge to another sailor. “Right over there. Nice guy. Just don’t get on his bad side. It’s a sight to behold.”
"I'll keep that in mind" he says smiling. "Oh yes! I almost forgot! My name's Caldin, what's yours?"
“Name’s Mound. Well, it’s not my real name, but it’ll have to do for your humanoid voice.”
The Captain rolls his eyes. “I think my first mate’s gotten sloppy as of late. Apparently everyone gets on free now!”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*I'm not that good lmao, I could never make something as good as that*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Anything else? Perhaps a work or art or magic item? We sailors have to profit somehow, ‘specially since we stopped the merchant raids.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Yeah, sorry mate. Didn't know there was a fee 'til I heard you two yappin'. I'm Horrakir, and you are..?"
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
“What are the chances you paid the toll?” Xi changes the colors of his ball of fire too quick for the eye to follow, from red to blue to yellow to green ect
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"hm." He thinks. "I guess I could do a job, if it was fun. I specialise in making things hot an cold, though you probably don't want the ship in ashes."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
He frowns. “Ya really don’t know who I am? Look at this spectacular hat. The hat of a ruler, this is. It’s marvelous.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Toll? Me? In your dreams mate, this cap'in don't pay nobody nothing for nothing."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A shadow in the water starts swimming quickly towards the ship. It reaches the boat and then an arm sticks out and grabs the ladder. A young half-elf climbs up and pops over the rails. He has brown hair with green eyes, and wears leather armor. He has a latched book with a strap attached to the binding. He looks cheerful and somewhat mischievous. Strangely, he isn't wet at all or gasping for breath, even after spending so much time underwater. "Hello there!" he says. "Are y'all looking for someone to join your crew perhaps?" *sorry it's kind of in the middle of a bunch of things*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“Righto.” The Captain grins and passes Ise a sponge. “You can start by scrubbin’ this deck.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Mound, a seven-foot tall behemoth composed entirely of jagged, multicolored coral, helps him up. “Absolutely. You don’t happen to have 10 gold on ya, by any chance?”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Uhhhhhh... no. I just have the one." He flourishes a gold piece. "But I'm more than willing to work off my debt!"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
He shrugs and takes the gold. “Ah, it’s alright. I’ll let ya in at a discount. Just don’t tell the Captain. He’s a stickler for the rules. Ironic, what with his piracy and all.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"Well thank you friend! I agree but I'm sure that most pirates are sticklers for rules when it comes to gold. Where can I meet this captain?"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
He points across the deck, where a dark-haired man is talking to a small kobold and passing a sponge to another sailor. “Right over there. Nice guy. Just don’t get on his bad side. It’s a sight to behold.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*mornin', y'all!*
Jack is pacing the deck, deep in thought.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
“Don’t blame me for what happens next. Catch.” He tosses the ball of fire at the barrel pirate and walks away.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*hey carso!*
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
"I'll keep that in mind" he says smiling. "Oh yes! I almost forgot! My name's Caldin, what's yours?"
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“Name’s Mound. Well, it’s not my real name, but it’ll have to do for your humanoid voice.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis