"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
“Well, what’s so bad about it?”
"Well, it's got at least two failing authoritarian governments at any given time, is stalked by the hateful Shadow God and his minions, and has some of the darkest magic in the world, rivaling even the Empire's. I still live there, though. I think. I haven't forgotten it, so I assume it still exists somewhere. It's also the only place where you can get quite a few different spices, and it's the birthplace of Honey Flies."
“Ah. Makes sense, sounds horrid,”
"Yeah. Anyway, where do you come from?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It's pretty common on jukemen in Greyland. You know what a jukeman is? They're amazing. Like music box automatons with a million songs and a million instruments. There was one in my town, and I used to pay copper after copper for song after song. It even decided to help me learn how to sing after some ear-bleeding sing-along sessions." He chuckles gently. "Greyland sucks, don't go there."
“Well, what’s so bad about it?”
"Well, it's got at least two failing authoritarian governments at any given time, is stalked by the hateful Shadow God and his minions, and has some of the darkest magic in the world, rivaling even the Empire's. I still live there, though. I think. I haven't forgotten it, so I assume it still exists somewhere. It's also the only place where you can get quite a few different spices, and it's the birthplace of Honey Flies."
“Ah. Makes sense, sounds horrid,”
"Yeah. Anyway, where do you come from?"
“Some village in… England I think? Don’t even remember its name, but it was somewhere around there.”
“Some village in… England I think? Don’t even remember its name, but it was somewhere around there.”
"Doesn't sound like it meant much to you." He takes a drag from his giant pipe. "Was it not the right place?"
“Nah, they didn’t like Tily.” She gestures to Tily the wolf.
”tried to kill her, but we escaped. Haven’t been anywhere near there since.”
He sniffs the air. "Tily's... a dire wolf? I can understand wanting to avoid them, or even kill them, but if they aren't a threat then they should be left alone. I think you made the right decision, for how little that means coming from someone like me."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Music box is an emaciated, 6 limbed weasel with white fur. He doesn’t have a name, but since he first arrived in a music box, I’m calling him music box. He can possess and control objects. Currently he’s inside a barrel that is rolling around the deck by itself.
It’s the stats for a creature that you would find in like the monster manual, like a beholder or a dragon uses a stat block instead of a character sheet.
"Yeah. Anyway, where do you come from?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Some village in… England I think? Don’t even remember its name, but it was somewhere around there.”
"Doesn't sound like it meant much to you." He takes a drag from his giant pipe. "Was it not the right place?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Nah, they didn’t like Tily.” She gestures to Tily the wolf.
”tried to kill her, but we escaped. Haven’t been anywhere near there since.”
He sniffs the air. "Tily's... a dire wolf? I can understand wanting to avoid them, or even kill them, but if they aren't a threat then they should be left alone. I think you made the right decision, for how little that means coming from someone like me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
5 hours till the kraken fight.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The god larva is scaring away fish.
Sylvi & Tily are playing fetch.
Music box is possessing a barrel.
ahem posseseing? what exactly is music box?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Music box is an emaciated, 6 limbed weasel with white fur. He doesn’t have a name, but since he first arrived in a music box, I’m calling him music box. He can possess and control objects. Currently he’s inside a barrel that is rolling around the deck by itself.
mmm I see
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
So yeah those are my characters.
a weasel a wolf and a human ... fighter?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Sylvi is closer to a Barbarian/ Ranger, but she uses a statblock because it’s easier for me to keep track of.
so what is her class?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
whats a statblock
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
It’s the stats for a creature that you would find in like the monster manual, like a beholder or a dragon uses a stat block instead of a character sheet.
ah
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
So roleplay?
are you asking? if so im down
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Yep, I posted what my characters are doing.