"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
"I'm splendid. The mixture sounds wonderful." He pauses and surveys your covered eyes, "Why are your eyes veiled, if you don't mind my asking?"
"Because I'm blind. I lost my sight to the poisons I ingest daily, and I lost my eyes themselves as an offering to the Shadow God. Infections and odd looks are less common when I wear the blindfold."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.
Its just my character, a severely traumatized devil, heavily inspired by the lucifer the show. he has a huge ego and also doesnt like being lied to, plus I thought the heat metal was hilarious, and besides that was before I knew she was an ice lady. thought it was some copper armor just floating.
*hey this doesn't have to do with this in game conversation but when you're not speaking for your character or in-game could you put your posts in between asterisks like I'm doing rn?*
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
Pelican flaps above him, "Disorder has no place on a ship. The crew must be able to trust each other." his harsh voice croaks.
"I agree," Caldin says. "The only thing that holds a ship together are the crew and their loyalty to one another."
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
"Can I drown him?"
“Not yet. Let him present his counter argument. We’re pirates, not savages.”
"That is a very good idea. I second the motion."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I thought the heat metal was hilarious, and besides that was before I knew she was an ice lady.
Oi, come back here! I want my dagger I'm not letting some random weirdo from across the sea send her son here and then insult me. Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!"
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
"I'm splendid. The mixture sounds wonderful." He pauses and surveys your covered eyes, "Why are your eyes veiled, if you don't mind my asking?"
"Because I'm blind. I lost my sight to the poisons I ingest daily, and I lost my eyes themselves as an offering to the Shadow God. Infections and odd looks are less common when I wear the blindfold."
He pulls his bill to his chest and hops back, "Poisons!? Will there be poisons in the pies? What sort of Shadow God do you serve?"
"Pies!" He crows with delight, "Pies sound delightful!" He flaps down from the rope he was perched on and lands with a dull thud on the deck.
Pluche flinches. "You alright? I heard a thud. If you are, what kind of pies would you like? I can do sweet or savory, or even a mix if you'd like that."
"I'm splendid. The mixture sounds wonderful." He pauses and surveys your covered eyes, "Why are your eyes veiled, if you don't mind my asking?"
"Because I'm blind. I lost my sight to the poisons I ingest daily, and I lost my eyes themselves as an offering to the Shadow God. Infections and odd looks are less common when I wear the blindfold."
He pulls his bill to his chest and hops back, "Poisons!? Will there be poisons in the pies? And what sort of Shadow God do you serve?"
"The poisons are only for me and the flies, don't worry. They protect me from many effects and monsters. And I don't serve the Shadow God Crie, I just needed assistance in protecting my village, and he had offered me several nightmare spirits if I gave him a sacrifice. It didn't have to be a big one, just one that he liked."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
"Can I drown him?"
“Not yet. Let him present his counter argument. We’re pirates, not savages.”
listen I may be a little bit ... dramatic, but I am just trying to help. I didnt know she was made of ice, Normiah threatened my honor, humiliated me, xi charmed me with some stupid spell, I was promised a knife and hate being lied to ive had some bad experiences with being lied to ... and again finger of death is a spell to hurt not kill, it only causes pain."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
"The poisons are only for me and the flies, don't worry. They protect me from many effects and monsters. And I don't serve the Shadow God Crie, I just needed assistance in protecting my village, and he had offered me several nightmare spirits if I gave him a sacrifice. It didn't have to be a big one, just one that he liked."
The big bird relaxes a little, "You sacrificed your eyes in order to sacrifice your weaknesses? How noble and devoted. What sort of threat were you facing that made the loss of your eyes to a Shadow God seem like a fair price?"
"The poisons are only for me and the flies, don't worry. They protect me from many effects and monsters. And I don't serve the Shadow God Crie, I just needed assistance in protecting my village, and he had offered me several nightmare spirits if I gave him a sacrifice. It didn't have to be a big one, just one that he liked."
The big bird relaxes a little, "You sacrificed your eyes in order to sacrifice your weaknesses? How noble and devoted. What sort of threat were you facing that made the loss of your eyes to a Shadow God seem like a fair price?"
"The worst sort of beasts: mankind. They brought their firespitters and axes, and they roasted and carved up my friends like hams on Thanksgiving day. They told us not to fight back... but what they did was unforgivable. I drove them out, one and all. Even sold some of the stuff they left behind too, so I was able to call up some of my fellow guildsmen to protect from future invasions."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“All in favor of performing an exorcism on burdurxa say aye. You are going way too far, and that’s coming from a fire genasi who committed several war crimes in a war.”
how am i going far?
“About every single step you have taken from the moment you set your devilish feet on board has been unnecessarily violent and full of greed. Death threats for breaking up a fight? Threatening a woman made of ice with heat metal when she doesn’t instantly give you a knife? A f#ing finger of death for a cultist who could have important information about a terrifying enemy? I could go on and on.”
Pluche pipes up. "Yeah, you have done next to nothing to assist the crew, and have openly harmed and mocked other crewmates relentlessly. You deserve a reprimand, if not a firing."
"Can I drown him?"
“Not yet. Let him present his counter argument. We’re pirates, not savages.”
listen I may be a little bit ... dramatic, but I am just trying to help. I didnt know she was made of ice, Normiah threatened my honor, humiliated me, xi charmed me with some stupid spell, I was promised a knife and hate being lied to ive had some bad experiences with being lied to ... and again finger of death is a spell to hurt not kill, it only causes pain."
“I didn’t know she was made of ice. Kohirun?” She steps up and repeats the recording of ’Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!’ “Normiah threatened your honor? In my experience devils don’t have a smidge of the stuff. I charmed you with a stupid spell? You make it seem like you were the only one affected. Suire and Normiah were affected by it too, and it was to break up a fight. Kohirun lied to you about a knife? The promise of a knife was contained in a scroll I doubt she even read, and she even told you that any promises contained in it were her moms’ not hers. The facts aren’t helping your case.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"The poisons are only for me and the flies, don't worry. They protect me from many effects and monsters. And I don't serve the Shadow God Crie, I just needed assistance in protecting my village, and he had offered me several nightmare spirits if I gave him a sacrifice. It didn't have to be a big one, just one that he liked."
The big bird relaxes a little, "You sacrificed your eyes in order to sacrifice your weaknesses? How noble and devoted. What sort of threat were you facing that made the loss of your eyes to a Shadow God seem like a fair price?"
"The worst sort of beasts: mankind. They brought their firespitters and axes, and they roasted and carved up my friends like hams on Thanksgiving day. They told us not to fight back... but what they did was unforgivable. I drove them out, one and all. Even sold some of the stuff they left behind too, so I was able to call up some of my fellow guildsmen to protect from future invasions."
A raspy gurgle of disgust rattles in his throat, "Men, always married to destruction. I've seen them kill off entire islands of my peaceful brethren. Their blades and points have pierced my flesh many times. You were right to drive them out."
“I didn’t know she was made of ice. Kohirun?” She steps up and repeats the recording of ’Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!’ “Normiah threatened your honor? In my experience devils don’t have a smidge of the stuff. I charmed you with a stupid spell? You make it seem like you were the only one affected. Suire and Normiah were affected by it too, and it was to break up a fight. Kohirun lied to you about a knife? The promise of a knife was contained in a scroll I doubt she even read, and she even told you that any promises contained in it were her moms’ not hers. The facts aren’t helping your case.”
"okay your right I did say something I shouldnt have, I dont actually even know heat metal, im a wizard. And am I your everyday devil? You all seem to forget Im half mortal, MORTAL get it. I have feelings, empathy. And that fight was none of your business and we werent even fighting yet, we were having cross words thats all. And did I say Kohirun's promise? She's just the messenger. do you know how many times ive died? do you know how scary that is? I lose a bit of my soul every time, and If I recall your damn spell didnt work on normiah. HE TACKLED ME! HE SLAMMED ME TO THE GROUND, ATTACKED ME. and you say he has no fault. he started the fight, I was just talking about revenge on the kraken and he yelled at me. I start problems my ass.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
"The worst sort of beasts: mankind. They brought their firespitters and axes, and they roasted and carved up my friends like hams on Thanksgiving day. They told us not to fight back... but what they did was unforgivable. I drove them out, one and all. Even sold some of the stuff they left behind too, so I was able to call up some of my fellow guildsmen to protect from future invasions."
A raspy gurgle of disgust rattles in his throat, "Men, always married to destruction. I've seen them kill off entire islands of my peaceful brethren. Their blades and points have pierced my flesh many times. You were right to drive them out."
"Thank you. I was a bit worried I might have made a mistake. Now, I should probably get to work on those pies now, shouldn't I?"
He slowly stands up.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"The worst sort of beasts: mankind. They brought their firespitters and axes, and they roasted and carved up my friends like hams on Thanksgiving day. They told us not to fight back... but what they did was unforgivable. I drove them out, one and all. Even sold some of the stuff they left behind too, so I was able to call up some of my fellow guildsmen to protect from future invasions."
A raspy gurgle of disgust rattles in his throat, "Men, always married to destruction. I've seen them kill off entire islands of my peaceful brethren. Their blades and points have pierced my flesh many times. You were right to drive them out."
"Thank you. I was a bit worried I might have made a mistake. Now, I should probably get to work on those pies now, shouldn't I?"
He slowly stands up.
"Oh yes! Pies would be wonderful." He stomps his flat feet with a flomping sound with his wings raised in delight.
“I didn’t know she was made of ice. Kohirun?” She steps up and repeats the recording of ’Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!’ “Normiah threatened your honor? In my experience devils don’t have a smidge of the stuff. I charmed you with a stupid spell? You make it seem like you were the only one affected. Suire and Normiah were affected by it too, and it was to break up a fight. Kohirun lied to you about a knife? The promise of a knife was contained in a scroll I doubt she even read, and she even told you that any promises contained in it were her moms’ not hers. The facts aren’t helping your case.”
"okay your right I did say something I shouldnt have, I dont actually even know heat metal, im a wizard. And am I your everyday devil? You all seem to forget Im half mortal, MORTAL get it. I have feelings, empathy. And that fight was none of your business and we werent even fighting yet, we were having cross words thats all. And did I say Kohirun's promise? She's just the messenger. do you know how many times ive died? do you know how scary that is? I lose a bit of my soul every time, and If I recall your damn spell didnt work on normiah. HE TACKLED ME! HE SLAMMED ME TO THE GROUND, ATTACKED ME. and you say he has no fault. he started the fight, I was just talking about revenge on the kraken and he yelled at me. I start problems my ass.
“Half mortal, but you keep changing the story. When you first arrived you said you were a quarter human and a quarter elf, but later you throw that out of the window. As for dying, I think I am one of, if not the only one on this ship who understands that. I was born out of the dividing consciousness of a dying fire god. As for my spell, try as I may I’m not perfect. I just want a crew that trusts each other and if I recall correctly the fight ended before anyone got actually hurt. Nobody here is perfect, but you have been in the center of more problems than anyone else that I have observed since I was a god.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“I didn’t know she was made of ice. Kohirun?” She steps up and repeats the recording of ’Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!’ “Normiah threatened your honor? In my experience devils don’t have a smidge of the stuff. I charmed you with a stupid spell? You make it seem like you were the only one affected. Suire and Normiah were affected by it too, and it was to break up a fight. Kohirun lied to you about a knife? The promise of a knife was contained in a scroll I doubt she even read, and she even told you that any promises contained in it were her moms’ not hers. The facts aren’t helping your case.”
"okay your right I did say something I shouldnt have, I dont actually even know heat metal, im a wizard. And am I your everyday devil? You all seem to forget Im half mortal, MORTAL get it. I have feelings, empathy. And that fight was none of your business and we werent even fighting yet, we were having cross words thats all. And did I say Kohirun's promise? She's just the messenger. do you know how many times ive died? do you know how scary that is? I lose a bit of my soul every time, and If I recall your damn spell didnt work on normiah. HE TACKLED ME! HE SLAMMED ME TO THE GROUND, ATTACKED ME. and you say he has no fault. he started the fight, I was just talking about revenge on the kraken and he yelled at me. I start problems my ass.
“Half mortal, but you keep changing the story. When you first arrived you said you were a quarter human and a quarter elf, but later you throw that out of the window. As for dying, I think I am one of, if not the only one on this ship who understands that. I was born out of the dividing consciousness of a dying fire god. As for my spell, try as I may I’m not perfect. I just want a crew that trusts each other and if I recall correctly the fight ended before anyone got actually hurt. Nobody here is perfect, but you have been in the center of more problems than anyone else that I have observed since I was a god.”
yes half infernal quarter elf quarter human its basic math :/ And yes im a demon kinda demon's thing, I guess I can hold back my ... impulses. If i need a punishment Ig i can do labor. i mean wont be that hard.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
yes half infernal quarter elf quarter human its basic math :/ And yes im a demon kinda demon's thing, I guess I can hold back my ... impulses. If i need a punishment Ig i can do labor. i mean wont be that hard.
The pelican points a wing at you and then gestures at the scummy ground, "Swab the deck and no more out of you!" He commands.
Pluche is baking pies while singing some old songs from his home country. As usual, his voice is deep and cheerful despite the less-than-savory topics of the songs. This one is about an old man who lives with his mentally unwell wife who refuses to let him die out of fear that everyone will leave her. The last verse is the old man consoling his wife as she grieves for him, saying he'll make sure she joins him very soon.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Pluche is baking pies while singing some old songs from his home country. As usual, his voice is deep and cheerful despite the less-than-savory topics of the songs. This one is about an old man who lives with his mentally unwell wife who refuses to let him die out of fear that everyone will leave her. The last verse is the old man consoling his wife as she grieves for him, saying he'll make sure she joins him very soon.
Pelican listens intently to the song. Once finished he rasps, "I've heard many sorrowful sea shanties but that one is among the most twisted I've ever heard. Does any truth lie in the verse?"
"Because I'm blind. I lost my sight to the poisons I ingest daily, and I lost my eyes themselves as an offering to the Shadow God. Infections and odd looks are less common when I wear the blindfold."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hey this doesn't have to do with this in game conversation but when you're not speaking for your character or in-game could you put your posts in between asterisks like I'm doing rn?*
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"I agree," Caldin says. "The only thing that holds a ship together are the crew and their loyalty to one another."
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
"That is a very good idea. I second the motion."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Oi, come back here! I want my dagger I'm not letting some random weirdo from across the sea send her son here and then insult me. Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!"
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He pulls his bill to his chest and hops back, "Poisons!? Will there be poisons in the pies? What sort of Shadow God do you serve?"
"The poisons are only for me and the flies, don't worry. They protect me from many effects and monsters. And I don't serve the Shadow God Crie, I just needed assistance in protecting my village, and he had offered me several nightmare spirits if I gave him a sacrifice. It didn't have to be a big one, just one that he liked."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
listen I may be a little bit ... dramatic, but I am just trying to help. I didnt know she was made of ice, Normiah threatened my honor, humiliated me, xi charmed me with some stupid spell, I was promised a knife and hate being lied to ive had some bad experiences with being lied to ... and again finger of death is a spell to hurt not kill, it only causes pain."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The big bird relaxes a little, "You sacrificed your eyes in order to sacrifice your weaknesses? How noble and devoted. What sort of threat were you facing that made the loss of your eyes to a Shadow God seem like a fair price?"
"The worst sort of beasts: mankind. They brought their firespitters and axes, and they roasted and carved up my friends like hams on Thanksgiving day. They told us not to fight back... but what they did was unforgivable. I drove them out, one and all. Even sold some of the stuff they left behind too, so I was able to call up some of my fellow guildsmen to protect from future invasions."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I didn’t know she was made of ice. Kohirun?” She steps up and repeats the recording of ’Hey you hear me, come back before I melt you with heat metal fool!’ “Normiah threatened your honor? In my experience devils don’t have a smidge of the stuff. I charmed you with a stupid spell? You make it seem like you were the only one affected. Suire and Normiah were affected by it too, and it was to break up a fight. Kohirun lied to you about a knife? The promise of a knife was contained in a scroll I doubt she even read, and she even told you that any promises contained in it were her moms’ not hers. The facts aren’t helping your case.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A raspy gurgle of disgust rattles in his throat, "Men, always married to destruction. I've seen them kill off entire islands of my peaceful brethren. Their blades and points have pierced my flesh many times. You were right to drive them out."
"okay your right I did say something I shouldnt have, I dont actually even know heat metal, im a wizard. And am I your everyday devil? You all seem to forget Im half mortal, MORTAL get it. I have feelings, empathy. And that fight was none of your business and we werent even fighting yet, we were having cross words thats all. And did I say Kohirun's promise? She's just the messenger. do you know how many times ive died? do you know how scary that is? I lose a bit of my soul every time, and If I recall your damn spell didnt work on normiah. HE TACKLED ME! HE SLAMMED ME TO THE GROUND, ATTACKED ME. and you say he has no fault. he started the fight, I was just talking about revenge on the kraken and he yelled at me. I start problems my ass.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Thank you. I was a bit worried I might have made a mistake. Now, I should probably get to work on those pies now, shouldn't I?"
He slowly stands up.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh yes! Pies would be wonderful." He stomps his flat feet with a flomping sound with his wings raised in delight.
“Half mortal, but you keep changing the story. When you first arrived you said you were a quarter human and a quarter elf, but later you throw that out of the window. As for dying, I think I am one of, if not the only one on this ship who understands that. I was born out of the dividing consciousness of a dying fire god. As for my spell, try as I may I’m not perfect. I just want a crew that trusts each other and if I recall correctly the fight ended before anyone got actually hurt. Nobody here is perfect, but you have been in the center of more problems than anyone else that I have observed since I was a god.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
yes half infernal quarter elf quarter human its basic math :/ And yes im a demon kinda demon's thing, I guess I can hold back my ... impulses. If i need a punishment Ig i can do labor. i mean wont be that hard.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
The pelican points a wing at you and then gestures at the scummy ground, "Swab the deck and no more out of you!" He commands.
Pluche is baking pies while singing some old songs from his home country. As usual, his voice is deep and cheerful despite the less-than-savory topics of the songs. This one is about an old man who lives with his mentally unwell wife who refuses to let him die out of fear that everyone will leave her. The last verse is the old man consoling his wife as she grieves for him, saying he'll make sure she joins him very soon.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Pelican listens intently to the song. Once finished he rasps, "I've heard many sorrowful sea shanties but that one is among the most twisted I've ever heard. Does any truth lie in the verse?"