The god larva is trying to mimic them. They’re using one of their tentacles as a fishing rod.
Mound waves. “Hoi, my seafaring friend! How goes the hunt?”
Hunt? I do not get it. What are you trying to accomplish. I’m trying to understand but I can’t.
“Perhaps not. Surely your underlings must attend to their own well-being? We hunt, and fish — that’s what I’m doing now — to catch other creatures and eat them.”
Ah, you are hunting? That contraption you are using Is foreign to me. My followers use nets and spears. Are you hunting fish? If so, why are you above the water? *
He chuckles. “Normally, I’d hunt underwater, as you do. But if I tried that here, the ship would leave me behind!”
Jumping up from his hammock, burdurxa walks over to kohirun. "oi sorry for my threats and general devilishness. I see you do take your armor off once in a while."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
The god larva is trying to mimic them. They’re using one of their tentacles as a fishing rod.
Mound waves. “Hoi, my seafaring friend! How goes the hunt?”
Hunt? I do not get it. What are you trying to accomplish. I’m trying to understand but I can’t.
“Perhaps not. Surely your underlings must attend to their own well-being? We hunt, and fish — that’s what I’m doing now — to catch other creatures and eat them.”
Ah, you are hunting? That contraption you are using Is foreign to me. My followers use nets and spears. Are you hunting fish? If so, why are you above the water? *
He chuckles. “Normally, I’d hunt underwater, as you do. But if I tried that here, the ship would leave me behind!”
Interesting. So that device allows you to hunt sea creatures from above the water?
Jumping up from his hammock, burdurxa walks over to kohirun. "oi sorry for my threats and general devilishness. I see you do take your armor off once in a while."
“You know, for a devil you have very poor divine knowledge. But yes, while my armor is very advanced compared to what I’ve seen on the material plane, it still gets dirty.” *she uses the animated breath - cold form statblock with the following changes: she is medium, her alignment is chaotic neutral, she wears Cast Off plate armor, has 18 str, 17 int and 9 cha*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Jumping up from his hammock, burdurxa walks over to kohirun. "oi sorry for my threats and general devilishness. I see you do take your armor off once in a while."
“You know, for a devil you have very poor divine knowledge. But yes, while my armor is very advanced compared to what I’ve seen on the material plane, it still gets dirty.” *she uses the animated breath - cold form statblock with the following changes: she is medium, her alignment is chaotic neutral, she wears Cast Off plate armor, has 18 str, 17 int and 9 cha*
You forget im half devil, and ive spent most of my 4000 years of life in the mortal plane. I take no interest in my grandfathers affairs and would rather die than take his place.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
Jumping up from his hammock, burdurxa walks over to kohirun. "oi sorry for my threats and general devilishness. I see you do take your armor off once in a while."
“You know, for a devil you have very poor divine knowledge. But yes, while my armor is very advanced compared to what I’ve seen on the material plane, it still gets dirty.” *she uses the animated breath - cold form statblock with the following changes: she is medium, her alignment is chaotic neutral, she wears Cast Off plate armor, has 18 str, 17 int and 9 cha*
You forget im half devil, and ive spent most of my 4000 years of life in the mortal plane. I take no interest in my grandfathers affairs and would rather die than take his place.
“Not knowing Raei is somewhat understandable, as she only really has a big following on Wildemount but really? The Raven Queen does not even ring the slightest bell for you? The Matron of Death? The first of two mortals to ever ascend to godhood? More than half of all funeral rites across the lands ask for her protection? Nothing?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Hayano is on the deck, swinging a katana through the air in pure boredom.
Dante is making what look like glass rings out of seawater.
Jonah approaches Hayano, "Where did ya get a blade like that?"
A large white pelican watches Dante. He seems very curious about the glass rings.
"Ma dad. Cool guy. Made this one, and he found that one," he says, pointing to another black-bladed katana laying on a barrel.
Dante raises an eyebrow at the bird, but doesn't question it much. "Wanna try one on, big guy?"
"It is a finely crafted blade. I haven't seen another like it." He pulls out his sword, edged in shark teeth, "Though my sword isn't exactly standard either."
The pelican steps closer, holding its head sideways so his wrinkle-rimmed eyes can study you closer. He opens his bill and croaks in a harsh voice, "Rings won't fit on my flippered feet. I have never witnessed magic such as that and I have seen a great deal of seacraft. How did you do it?"
His eyes widen a little in curiosity. "Oh wowzers, she's a beauty. How well does it perform?" He grabs the black katana, and holds it next to the one he was already holding, a blue-ish gray color.
"This black one here, it's got some weird, tricky illusion and teleportation magic infused in it by some dark being. And this, the one my father made, has some nice stormy elemental capabilities."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
walking back from shoving suire off riptide he says "again I really barely know any gods, except for those I met on my travels and those are few and far between.
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
He chuckles. “Normally, I’d hunt underwater, as you do. But if I tried that here, the ship would leave me behind!”
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Kohirun is shining her armor
Xi is writing in a mysterious book
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"You dont want to know" he grumbles shaking his head and taking a long draught of his drink. "its just starting all over again ..."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Jumping up from his hammock, burdurxa walks over to kohirun. "oi sorry for my threats and general devilishness. I see you do take your armor off once in a while."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Suire has cornered Riptide and has Riptide on the plank
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Interesting. So that device allows you to hunt sea creatures from above the water?
“What is?” She asks.
He justs walks off shaking his head and pouring himself another drink. Its obvious he was starting to get a little tipsy.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“You know, for a devil you have very poor divine knowledge. But yes, while my armor is very advanced compared to what I’ve seen on the material plane, it still gets dirty.” *she uses the animated breath - cold form statblock with the following changes: she is medium, her alignment is chaotic neutral, she wears Cast Off plate armor, has 18 str, 17 int and 9 cha*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“I… I don’t think you should be drinking after what happened last time.”
*Riptide* "I will buy you so many drinks that you will pass out if you can get this featherbrain off of me!"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
You forget im half devil, and ive spent most of my 4000 years of life in the mortal plane. I take no interest in my grandfathers affairs and would rather die than take his place.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"I will not need drinks" he walks over and shoved her off.
Strength: 22
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
“Not knowing Raei is somewhat understandable, as she only really has a big following on Wildemount but really? The Raven Queen does not even ring the slightest bell for you? The Matron of Death? The first of two mortals to ever ascend to godhood? More than half of all funeral rites across the lands ask for her protection? Nothing?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*him*
Riptide flew off the plank and landed in the water with a loud splash. He sank beneath the surface and did not come back up
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Xi, as always dives into the water in an attempt to save him.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
His eyes widen a little in curiosity. "Oh wowzers, she's a beauty. How well does it perform?" He grabs the black katana, and holds it next to the one he was already holding, a blue-ish gray color.
"This black one here, it's got some weird, tricky illusion and teleportation magic infused in it by some dark being. And this, the one my father made, has some nice stormy elemental capabilities."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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walking back from shoving suire off riptide he says "again I really barely know any gods, except for those I met on my travels and those are few and far between.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Riptide is about 75 feet below you and still sinking rapidly*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues