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“Wish I still had the book. Whatever.”
Xi casts Dissonant Whispers. You whisper a discordant melody that only one creature of your choice within range can hear, wracking it with terrible pain. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it takes 6 psychic damage and must immediately use its reaction, if available, to move as far as its speed allows away from you. The creature doesn’t move into obviously dangerous ground, such as a fire or a pit. On a successful save, the target takes half as much damage and doesn’t have to move away. A deafened creature automatically succeeds on the save. DC 18
Xi casts Dissonant Whispers. You whisper a discordant melody that only one creature of your choice within range can hear, wracking it with terrible pain. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it takes 5 psychic damage and must immediately use its reaction, if available, to move as far as its speed allows away from you. The creature doesn’t move into obviously dangerous ground, such as a fire or a pit. On a successful save, the target takes half as much damage and doesn’t have to move away. A deafened creature automatically succeeds on the save.
Wis save:12
*If success, also you need to put down the DC next time.*
He winces as a little blood falls from out of his ear "When you said it would cause physical pain I didn't think you meant literally. I'd rather listen to someone getting tortured with a cheese grater than hear that again. Please practice so I don't have to hear that again."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
Xi manages to grapple him and drag him back onto the ship.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
Xi manages to grapple him and drag him back onto the ship.
The moment Xi lets go Damian gets back to running as quickly as he can, looking for somewhere he can go.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
Xi manages to grapple him and drag him back onto the ship.
The moment Xi lets go Damian gets back to running as quickly as he can, looking for somewhere he can go.
“I always make the worst decisions.” Make a DC 18 Cha save or have your emotions calmed
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
Xi manages to grapple him and drag him back onto the ship.
The moment Xi lets go Damian gets back to running as quickly as he can, looking for somewhere he can go.
“I always make the worst decisions.” Make a DC 18 Cha save or have your emotions calmed
Char save:27
*If he fails he just stops running and looks around confused of what happened. If success he keeps looking for a place to hide.*
*Thinking about George Psalmanazar, one of the greatest fraudsters of the 18th century. Formosa, his fictitious interpretation of Taiwan, can surely be incorporated into Lubridium in some way — the guy created his own language, after all. The question is how, and to what degree.*
He pulls back "What's the fun in doing things the easy way?" He says, playing better with his fingers.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Do whatever you want. If you want to make good music, that instrument has been designed to be played with the fingers.” He starts to spin lazily.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Oh don't pretend you don't like my music, you know it's good regardless of what I do." He says humming as he plays.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He laughs. “My melodies will cause you physical pain.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Physical pain isn't anything new for me. Let's hear em." He says with a grin.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Wish I still had the book. Whatever.”
Xi casts Dissonant Whispers. You whisper a discordant melody that only one creature of your choice within range can hear, wracking it with terrible pain. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it takes 6 psychic damage and must immediately use its reaction, if available, to move as far as its speed allows away from you. The creature doesn’t move into obviously dangerous ground, such as a fire or a pit. On a successful save, the target takes half as much damage and doesn’t have to move away. A deafened creature automatically succeeds on the save. DC 18
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Wis save:12
*If success, also you need to put down the DC next time.*
He winces as a little blood falls from out of his ear "When you said it would cause physical pain I didn't think you meant literally. I'd rather listen to someone getting tortured with a cheese grater than hear that again. Please practice so I don't have to hear that again."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Well you know what happens, he drops the lute and sprints off the boat, diving into the water and swimming as fast as he can away. Athletics to see how long he can swim:9*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Sh¡t.”
He flies after the fleeing Tiefling and tries to grab him to haul him back onto the ship. Grapple check if needed:16
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The Tiefling looks to Xi with frenzied eyes and tries to push him away and keep swimming. Grapple contest:15
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Xi manages to grapple him and drag him back onto the ship.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The moment Xi lets go Damian gets back to running as quickly as he can, looking for somewhere he can go.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“I always make the worst decisions.” Make a DC 18 Cha save or have your emotions calmed
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Char save:27
*If he fails he just stops running and looks around confused of what happened. If success he keeps looking for a place to hide.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*snip*
”Bards always succeed on that. I’m not sure why he’s so frantic now though. The spell should have worn off in six seconds.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
After a minute he stops and turns "Why am I running? That was weird. Why are my clothes wet? What happened? Everything just went black for me."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Do you have some form of magical trauma?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I think we already know I've [gp]ed with gods, so yes."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Normiah is helping with chores across the ship-- cleaning the deck, tying knots, stuff like that.
Angler is using his small amount of cooking skills to prepare all of the fish he caught for his own consumption.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Thinking about George Psalmanazar, one of the greatest fraudsters of the 18th century. Formosa, his fictitious interpretation of Taiwan, can surely be incorporated into Lubridium in some way — the guy created his own language, after all. The question is how, and to what degree.*
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